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ratter
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:31 pm |
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PsycheDelia_Smith wrote: |
I can easily imagine him begging the Police to protect him on his way to the airport |
Rather than for his protection, the Singapore police may have "escorted" him to the airport to ensure he left the country. If he went to them with that story they may well have questioned his mental stability.... |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:29 pm |
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@PDS
Well, it seems reasonable . . . why not! I hope it happened merely for the fact it proves he was/is scared shitless.
This will make Fourth Anniversary Safari so much more easier. Obviously this genius will try to scam again--yes, I know . . . shocked you are--and when he comes under the "radar" of a baiter, all of this can be used against him.
The "seven dragons" and the Russian mafia do not forget.
Anyways, great stuff!
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_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Da Mayor
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 305
Location: Your mother's house
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:57 pm |
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Wow. Just wow. |
_________________ I AM READY TO STARVE TO DEATH TO CRY TO GOD TO TAKE VENGEANCE FOR ME. - Ab0tt C0le
DEATH IS YOUR PORTION BEFORE 15TH AUGUST,SO RUN TO YOU PASTOR AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU MAKE MY FMILY CRIED TO HIM - Ab0tt C0le
Be good with your life and let your ass apologize to your fucking soul - Sgt Th0m Alen
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- Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso to Bamako, Mali (427 miles)
- Accra, Ghana to Coutouno, Benin (213 miles) |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:06 pm |
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I also inferred that Eddie was hustled out of the country rather than sent under protective escort. This is sweet -- he's been mercilessly burned but he doesn't even realize it. He's begging for more. I'm afraid you have no choice, you must dole out more pain. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:23 pm |
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It's a downhill ride for us, from here on in. Having been through so much, he isn't about to give up on his prize, and we own him completely.
We sit back and think up evil things for him to do, and he does them. It might take a while, but he'll do them. Couldn't be better, and it makes all those long, boring months of winning his trust worthwhile.
Yeh, I want to think he was escorted to the airport to make sure he left Singapore too, but somehow I get the other picture, with him blabbering about assassins and stuff. I guess from the police point of view though, they were dealing with a paranoid schizophrenic or something. As usual, it's all good. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Rapist�
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 07 Jul 2007
Posts: 9
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:29 pm |
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:39 pm |
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@PD_S
Either way, as you know, it is what he thinks that matters. If this is all an act on his part . . . he would not have been in Singapore in the first place.
Unfortunately, "we" who followed this eagerly will have to wait while you guys set the next couple of traps. However, I think so long as he feels he has a chance of making a score, he will pursue it.
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:38 pm |
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I can't believe he still wants more! I guess now the fb1 will try to look into his claims, just to spend the t4x p4yers money. although, soon they will find out that he a complete wako maybe blacklist him, so he could not enter the country. maybe write some emails to the fb1 and convince he is a terr0rist, fb1 most wanted list.... |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:55 pm |
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I've read novels that are more boring than this thread.......well done all concerned...............I can't wait for the next chapter. |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:28 pm |
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PsycheDelia_Smith wrote: |
Woot!
I was escorted to the airport by the Singaporean police.
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WAH HA HA!
Did I mention that I've been torturing Ed by telling him what's happened to Amy?
Edit: I just can't believe how mean I can be to this guy. I've been trying to get a rise out of Ed since he emailed me from the safety of Dubai. I honestly can't say that it a similar situtation I wouldn't run like this guy did, but I'd like to think I was more chivalrous
FYI Vic Biz is a fairly large internet cafe chain in Africa.
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Hey Ed U use vic biz cafe? We own ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!.
We find owner for Amy. Guyman in Kano want her. We dont get as much as from you, but business good! |
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_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:48 pm |
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HomerJFong wrote: |
Find out if 3d is Igbo or Yoruba.
Whichever he is, have the 7 Dr@g0ns be the other. If I've learned one thing from the Insult Baits, it is that they generally DESPISE each other. |
Homer, I was looking in the thread for something else and I guess I missed this the first time. Ed is Igbo. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:36 pm |
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Before you answered the question of his Igbo descent, I was looking in the archives for clues, and I found this little essay he wrote on one of his many form-filling exercises a couple years ago. This was part of his application for employment as meat pie salesman for , West Africa, company slogan "Beat my meat, and I'll give you 50 dollars!"
http://members.419eater.com/~psychedelia_smit/form4.jpg
Just to deal with any ethical questions that may come up about his applying for a job: My main Character had an idea how to get the 10,000 dollars Ed was demanding for the 'transaction'. He would give Ed employment, and send him the money as his 'salary'. That would avoid raised eyebrows at the bank.
Of course, he had to go the normal route into employment at the company, or the administrative staff would ask questions.
So he wasn't applying for honest employment at all, and he knew it. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Double-O
419Eater General Counsel
Joined: 30 Dec 2003
Posts: 2361
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:40 am |
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mr. mugu wrote: |
HomerJFong wrote: |
Find out if 3d is Igbo or Yoruba.
Whichever he is, have the 7 Dr@g0ns be the other. If I've learned one thing from the Insult Baits, it is that they generally DESPISE each other. |
Homer, I was looking in the thread for something else and I guess I missed this the first time. Ed is Igbo. |
Ed is Ibo, he spoke it too well to not be and he told me in Igbo that he was Ibo. |
_________________ "I you are to contact the lawyer as soon as you can as I have don every teen needed"
"Never trust atoms, they make up everything"
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Double-O
419Eater General Counsel
Joined: 30 Dec 2003
Posts: 2361
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:50 am |
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It would be nice if someone could arrange all of this story in a format that is easy for first timers to read that flowed with all of Ed's correspondence.
And all pics etc. |
_________________ "I you are to contact the lawyer as soon as you can as I have don every teen needed"
"Never trust atoms, they make up everything"
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The False Italian
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Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:55 am |
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It is a shame that he fled from Singapore so quickly. Otherwise the 7D could have called him on his way to the airport and announced that they put drugs into his luggage and clothes/shoes as a final present. Good luck with the detectors, mugu. |
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XPS1710
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 158
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:41 am |
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The Singaporean police don't seems to believe me. |
I wonder why? |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:03 am |
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BTW I had an idea about 4my for down the road...
Why was she not raped?
She's a "chick with a dick" a natural born person with both genitalia - that's why the guys wouldn't touch her - and the 7 dragons can ask 3d if he really knows 4my well and if he plans to sleep with her - - find some pic on the net of a hermaphrodite and say that these are photos of amy that were taken by the 7 dragons - and tell 3d that you plan to share them with everyone in Port Harcourt.
We could even find another lad to somehow spread the news of 3d with a hermaphrodite later - by posting it on bulletins and stuff (maybe get someone to join TWAT and say that we need to let this sinner be known - or something??)
Gotta love ed - - as it's been said - he is the gift that keeps on giving. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:00 am |
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Eliza.. it sounds cool... but honestly it might make him want to drop 4my and then we can't use her anymore....... and she is crucial in 3ds moments of doubt... |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:43 am |
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@PS
^^^No doubt he was headed to Phuket. |
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Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877
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arranblonde
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Oct 2005
Posts: 115
Location: the front room
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:33 am |
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I still can't believe that through all of this he wasn't arrested once. His luck has to run out soon. |
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:55 am |
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Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
BTW I had an idea about 4my for down the road...
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Did you rip that idea from 419weasel? |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:01 am |
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Double-O wrote: |
It would be nice if someone could arrange all of this story in a format that is easy for first timers to read that flowed with all of Ed's correspondence.
And all pics etc. |
That's the only way I could even consider publishing my side of this bait. As I said before, the actual mails, with the exception of only a few, don't make the most entertaining reading. There have been so many hundreds of trivial emails back and forth that it would probably need a whole dedicated site just to post them. A potted version would be best, illiustrated, like you said. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:47 am |
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^^^^ PDS, I think Double-O volunteered. I can send him my two years of the bait |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:42 pm |
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^^ Ah, I missed that! My three years coming up.
I bet we could trick Ed into compiling all those mails into a publishable format. The lawyer could tell him he's going to be compensated, and will need to produce all relevant correspondence for the last 3 years in a tidy, readable form. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:16 pm |
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@lucky - - yes - thanks for saying that - - I meant to write it last night - but I didn't realize I didn't - - that idea came from 419 weasel's phone call.
@mami - - the hermaphrodite thing wouldn't be used until "down the road" Like at the very end or something.... |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
x12
*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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