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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:58 pm |
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Wow! At last my first (very minor) success !!
4hm3d R4y4n K4d1r1 who asked me for the lump sum of 50000 Euros to start a microcrediting business was the first guy who filled out forms for me!
Since I have not yet prepared my own forms (in Latin since it is the language of lawyers ) I took the liberty of obtaining the fine fine pdf-version of Scrooge�s 1TV5 stating that German tax officials need this to be filled in for any international donation.
And what do you say : NO contradiction!!
Just received them with some hilarious mistakes : For example, the donation amount of 2500 Euros melted down to a mere 25 because he obviously got tired of numbers at the end. And part of his "code" is "1 4M 4 57UP1D 5C4MM4R".
He told me his wife had to sell some clothes for scanning and internet cafe payment
I�m puzzled of how easy it went...I was just getting used of not receiving much more than stupid second or third off script mails and then bye...but 4HM5D answers too eagerly and is a real honey
I would share it with you but it�s not too good compared with you more skilled folks...only the first 13 pages, and the scan quality is small...can read his answers well but the printed questions are bit small now.
Now I need a modality, a twist: I�m thinking of introducing my tax advisor who is interested in funding the microcredit idea with a few grands as well...perhaps HE has the Latin forms in stock! What do you think?
At any rate, "tomorrow" I believe I will have "problems" in the "D�n3rb4nk N3uk�11n" when I want to send him the money home...he gave me two addresses in Ghana...wanted a check via F3d3x...probably they are closed tomorrow in N3uk�11n
Or I�m having extra nightshifts in my brain hospital...let�s see what I dream this night ! |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:49 am |
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FrumpyBB wrote: |
Wow! At last my first (very minor) success !! |
Congrats, Frumpy! I just launched a homebuilt pdf at a lad, and your post gives me hope. |
_________________ Retired baiter, now mostly lurks in gen chat |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:55 am |
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Thank you, Ginch...would you mind showing me yours then?
I haven�t yet made up my other, the lawyer�s form, which shall be in Latin (and shall be full of "humour", of a Monty Python kind)...I�m thinking of something like if he really has two buttocks and if he can explain some good business ideas around it - which for example in Latin would sound something like this :
"Profectone duos anorum exitus habes? Explica novae negotiorum rationes."
I know of one bait from the Sc4m0r4m4 site which went a bit like that...but a complete questionnaire might be new. I do not know whether this works at all but if I ever try this modality on anyone then now�s the time! Well...at any rate...if he did at least the first few pages I would be satisfied! At least this might result in some funny time wasting conversation...I�ve had to explain several dozen 1IT5-expressions and had great fun in that cause he took it so seriously!
So I feel a little chance here. |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:39 pm |
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FrumpyBB wrote: |
Thank you, Ginch...would you mind showing me yours then? |
Glad to, thanks!
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb264/Ginchiest/The_form.jpg
Converted to jpg, so you won't have to fool with Adobe Reader. Not exactly Python-class, but at least the lad hasn't twigged...yet...
Edit: BTW, the modality here is that my widow character is not permitted direct withdrawals from her trust fund, so the lad must complete the 3rd party sections and also provide photo ID. Then, the trust organization will stroke a check and mail it directly to him. Of course, he won't be keen about a check. |
_________________ Retired baiter, now mostly lurks in gen chat |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:37 pm |
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Oh, I�ve heard about your company...have you published a bait recently? Am puzzled now and will look...sometime this week I have laughed about your comp. logo!
Thank you for the form! I need to "rent" some webspace, too...first try didn�t work though. I am waiting for my premier account now to come...
Well my boy really wants a check...have an idea already about that!
Ha, I presume you as a the widow have never heard of "Western Union" before ?
I like the third party idea...now I need to invent a business friend of my baiting character...am thinking of "Gr0uch0 M4rx", dentist and tax advisor..though I�d prefer a woman...but why no preacher? - oh the weekend can�t be long enough!! |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:07 pm |
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FrumpyBB wrote: |
...sometime this week I have laughed about your comp. logo! |
Thanks! I posted a now-defunct url to it in another thread, maybe that's where you saw it?
If you're interested in some freebie webspace, atspace.com provides decent storage & bandwidth, no ads or banners.
How about "melopsittacus undulatus" as a nonsense "motto" for your co.? |
_________________ Retired baiter, now mostly lurks in gen chat |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:08 pm |
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Ah, you mean a budgie trading company/university/Berlitz school? |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:39 pm |
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LOL yeah, that's the idea. Here's a graduate of the University preparing to board the "A" Train. Destination...Oblivion!
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Mr. Septim
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 1
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:33 pm |
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good work FrumpyBB
it's very funny |
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e6ffdyr0
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2297
Location: Argabuthon
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:02 pm |
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Be aware that 4m3hd is reading this forum, so dont post anything that could ruin your baits or that of others. I posed a few things, but I wouldn't mind too much if I loose him, couse I have him hooked with three of my characters and dont care too much about him anyway. He is a very n00b guiman, so he will jump through a lot of hoops. Dont burn him too soon
@FrumpyBB
you have PM with some background and my best trophy of him so far |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:31 pm |
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Thanks a lot for the tips, e6ffryr0, greatly appreciated! I�ll take care |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:31 am |
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frumpyBB^
QUO:He told me his wife had to sell some clothes for scanning and internet cafe payment UNQ...
Wowee, I call that desperate!! So now is she colder, he hornier, and they both poorer? Why didn't HE sell any of his clothes for more scam-time, or is that up next?
Amazing what crap they try and pass off. What sort of husband talks his wife into selling her wardrobe so that it enables him more time to scam on the net? (Assuming it is even half-true) |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Foss
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 170
Location: Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:16 am |
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Well, it would get her naked I guess.
Maybe you should ask for some photos of his wife in her lack of clothes. |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:11 am |
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Hi Foss^
And maybe her name is 'Nneka' too. That's a ladette who sends out a totally nude photo---from the get-go--unsolicited to me and perhaps hundreds of other potential vics-----and eventually works a fake-check scheme to cash into it.
And more naked photos promised. You've seen all the cards, so what bluff is left? The future-promises essentially just various pix from the same photo shoot--same thing I do with them too LOL! Especially me knowing that 99.9% of alll ladettes are really guymen mugus. I string them along like a Stradivarius. You can too! |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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