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calv1n_klein
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 58
Location: on a good looking mans ass!
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:39 pm |
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I thought I'd get in on the fun in giving as much ladache as possible so I'm offering my number to abuse and confuse! Send any lads you want to give a hard time to me and hopefully I can have as much fun with them as VPManchester!
The number is:
and I am available from 5pm Mon-Fri and anytime Sat & Sun. If you have told your lad I am a specific person to deal with then please PM me in advance.
I don't really have tourettes obviously but it will certainly help me vent, any other abuse you want put forward then let me know |
Last edited by calv1n_klein on Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:31 pm; edited 3 times in total |
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Papa Lazarou
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
Posts: 34
Location: Sconnie Botland
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:55 pm |
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I'm tempted to call you myself!
Will you be recording the conversations? |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:56 pm |
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whhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooo u gonna try n chop my dolla!! |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:58 pm |
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Fantastic CK....
I think that you and I could become good friends... |
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=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
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calv1n_klein
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 58
Location: on a good looking mans ass!
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:04 pm |
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I'm not going to be recording for at least the first month cos I'm in the process of moving house and all the rubbish that entails, all calls in the meantime will be diverted to my mobile.
As soon as my internet is hooked up in my new place and I get set up properly I will start recording for everyone
@vpmanchester - yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I chop your dollar!!!
@Simba - any enemy of the lads is a friend of mine |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:07 pm |
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Just thought I'd clarify....
This phone service that you are offering, it is free of charge isn't it..No advance fee required..?? |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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calv1n_klein
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 58
Location: on a good looking mans ass!
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:10 pm |
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well It might cost the lads around 35p a min or so to call the number, then the standard mobile rate, then the fact of calling internationally... It might actually end up costing the poor lads quite a bit but surely it's worth it to get their $8 squillion out of the country
Plus many a person would pay for me to give them my precious time |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:15 pm |
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You don't waste any time Calvin.
I'm just about to roll out my own pimp service as I spotted a gap in the market for a UK male, but it's taken me 2 months to get round to it!
You'll fit right in. Just don't tread on VPManchester's toes, she does a stirling job from what I hear. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
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"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:17 pm |
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^^^In that case you might just find a bit of pimping going on this afternoon....I'll keep you posted.. |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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calv1n_klein
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 58
Location: on a good looking mans ass!
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:36 pm |
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@Mugatu - wouldn't dream of stepping on vpmanchesters toes. From what I've heard she is doing an amazing job and I hope that I can be as good as her! |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:39 pm |
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^^ I'm sure you can. I was only kidding.
By the looks of things, the "pimp my number" members are in high demand, hence why my new service starts on Monday. There's plenty of lads who love to chat. Enjoy your pimping! |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:40 pm |
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I assume that has a UK prefix? +447014xxxxxx ? |
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calv1n_klein
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 58
Location: on a good looking mans ass!
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:53 pm |
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@Red, yep apologies it is a +44 prefix |
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putersteve
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 26
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:00 pm |
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Tourettes! That's awesome!
Hey I may PM you with some people in the near future. I may tell a couple of the lads that have been harassing me to get my number that I am reluctant to give out my number because of my embarrassing outbursts of Tourettes. BUUUT, since they have been so cooperative, maybe I'll make an exception. Fabulous! I am in the US, but who knows, I could be traveling or visiting an overseas client. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:00 pm |
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Mugatu wrote: |
By the looks of things, the "pimp my number" members are in high demand, hence why my new service starts on Monday. |
Is this true Mugatu..?
Blimey the way we are going perhaps would could have a pimp phone directory.. |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:08 pm |
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VP always seems very busy to me. There aren't that many pimpers around I guess. I've not noticed a UK male one yet.
To be honest Simba, why not have a directory? The more pimpers, the more help (or confusion) we can spread. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:19 pm |
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The more the merrier I say I always worry the lads might get used to me as in getting my number given to them from different baiters..although most are not that clever to begin with. The different accents and locations make it all the more plausible.
Welcome aboard and I just know you will enjoy the calls...I take my frustrations out on the lads daily, so I am as calm as a kitten in real life |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:26 pm |
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Mugatu wrote: |
To be honest Simba, why not have a directory? The more pimpers, the more help (or confusion) we can spread. |
I did mention it only partly in jest.
If we are going to have half a dozen or more members offering a pimp phone service, then maye we should have a sticky with a list of available numbers..?
Lord alone knows, how they will cope with demand though... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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calv1n_klein
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 58
Location: on a good looking mans ass!
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Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:47 pm |
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@putersteve - go for it! The more the merrier
@Simba - I think a directory would be a great idea
I'm available for any lad calls this evening for anyone who fancies passing the details on |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:07 pm |
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@calvin
If you put your number in your sig line it is easier for people to access |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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calv1n_klein
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 58
Location: on a good looking mans ass!
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:38 pm |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:47 pm |
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O boy, the possibilities, a choice or a complete new set-up of my short visits to England.
Lady's, a great service for my foreign friends, just a pity I have none ready for the trip yet, but I'll keep you in mind.
I'm used to my favourite hotel "Fawlty Towers", great rooms and excellent service, but I don't know a hotel in Scotland yet
Thank you both for the offer, I'll tell all my friends |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:53 pm |
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Scottish and Tourettes ?? You sound alot like my Auntie Ella.
Cheers for the service, I'll keep you in mind |
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calv1n_klein
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 58
Location: on a good looking mans ass!
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Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:35 pm |
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scammer
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 220
Location: Land of Smiles & Scams
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:28 am |
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