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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:59 pm |
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Nice to know there's stuff in his inbox that will come to him as a surprise, and may cause him embarrassment, on his return to his usual corner of the cybercafe back in Naija. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
Last edited by PsycheDelia_Smith on Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:00 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:00 pm |
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^^^^ Very nice Mr Mugu. Time to make 3d regret leaving Singapore. Sounds like the bodycount is rising quite quickly for the bait which is pretty cool. How about 4my gets sold back to Nigeria - so tantilisingly close for 3d to try another safari to rescue her once and for all! |
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Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:12 pm |
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RIP George and Doug. What a shame, they were such nice guys. Surely that news won't upset Ed, after all how can they reach him in Nigeria. Duh! Oh yeah, it's a Nigerian group! He can run but he can't hide.
Be afraid, Ed. Be very afraid.... |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:18 pm |
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yrubraj wrote: |
Time to make 3d regret leaving Singapore. |
Oh yeah, I admit to being freeking evil. Amy's last message to Ed
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Ed, I hurt. Tell Dou |
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_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:48 pm |
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Well, on the bright side, long plane rides suuuuuuuuuuck!!! 3d's in for a world of hurt there - I hope if he has to transfer he gets the same movie on both flights!
(Actually, how long is a flight from Singapore to Nigeria?)
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George and Doug are dead |
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RIP George and Doug, you were jus too good for the fake world you lived in
@Eliza, if you're still in the Las Vegas airport, try the slot machines there. That's were I ended up actually winning the most when my sister and I went to Vegas in June
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Oh yeah, I admit to being freeking evil. Amy's last message to Ed
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Ed, I hurt. Tell Dou
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That's creepy! |
_________________ "I was contemplating with me...I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said." -Mr. Robert Kofi
"Please when ever you are writing to the bank
try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
"I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all your senses?" - Mr. Robert Kofi again
Last edited by leia on Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:52 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:51 pm |
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7 Dragons are NOT going to be happy when they find out that 3d's abandoned 4my and headed back to Nigeria. I'm sure they'll want their money still and will follow 3d halfway around the earth to get it.
Singapore to Nigeria, yeah that must be a pretty long trip. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:53 pm |
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I feel like I've been voted off Survivor.
So, what is Ozzie going to think about the loss of his trusted compadres? |
_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:57 pm |
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Aw crap folks! With so many loose ends now I feel like baiting the guy more. Thanks...a...lot !
Homer, don't sweat it. This is the 7 dragons after all. They could possibly be lying |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:57 pm |
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leia wrote: |
(Actually, how long is a flight from Singapore to Nigeria?) |
Singapore to Lagos Nigeria, in a straight line, is just under 7,000 miles. In the real world, and with a stopover at Dubai, it's obviously very much more. I haven't looked it up yet. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:32 pm |
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mr. mugu wrote: |
Aw crap folks! With so many loose ends now I feel like baiting the guy more. Thanks...a...lot ! |
You're very welcome! We just can't let go of 3d you know, we'll be giving you ideas for continuing the bait for years to come. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:41 pm |
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Ok, got the approx flight times from Virgin.
Lagos to Dubai - 7 hours 50 minutes
Dubai to Singapore - 7 hours
Add to that whatever wait time he has at Dubai, and for a who's thoroughly miserable and has spent all his money, it's quite a journey.
He has to get from Lagos back to Port Harcourt, too. So it's not over for him when the plane lands. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:52 pm |
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Hopefully there's lots of weather activity over the mideast and he has a very turbulent flight. That would just add to his misery as he faces a long, long trip home with no money, no fianc�e, no inheritance, and no hope. Oh yeah, and the fear of a major criminal gang hanging over him. I don't think Eddie's going to be the happiest scammer in Port Harcourt when he gets back. And presumably he'll be facing some friends who helped bankroll his Asian vacation.
I keep trying to drum up the ability to feel sorry for the poor sap. Somehow I just can't quite do it.
@Mr. Mugu, let's face it, Eddie is yours, for better or worse. You can't give him up now, not in his hour of need. He has some serious open wounds, you need to stock up on 50 kilo bags of salt. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:01 pm |
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Picture the scene, as Ed's sponsors close in. "Where's our money?"
Ed: "Well guys, it's like this...blah blah...7 dragons..blah blah...kidnapped...blah...Usman Bello....blah blah.....lawyer didn't arrive....yada yada..."
I don't think they'll buy it as easily as he did. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
Last edited by PsycheDelia_Smith on Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:04 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:04 pm |
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If nothing else he will have a really really good story to tell. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:09 pm |
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PsycheDelia_Smith wrote: |
Picture the scene, as Ed's sponsors close in. "Where's our money?"
Ed: "Well guys, it's like this...blah blah...7 dragons..blah blah...kidnapped...blah...Usm4n B3ll0....blah blah.....lawyer didn't arrive....yada yada..."
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My thoughts exactly. Made much worse when you realize that a member of the 7 Dragons fronted him some of the money, or so he now thinks |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:11 pm |
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Classic. I'm sure 3d needs some reminding that 7 Dragons have lots and lots of contacts in Nigeria - perhaps link them to a real gang that is well known in Nigeria? |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:13 pm |
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Something tells me that he will check his email in Dubai if he had cash to do it at the airport in Singap0re, he will do it there. after all, its mid way, maybe he has a hope of turning back... although it might be my wishful thinking. |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:16 pm |
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I don't think there's much we can do now to convince Ed to go back to Singapore sadly. That would require some major messing around with his flight tickets and I imagine he doesn't want to get stuck in Dubai (though I wouldn't mind, go check out those palm tree islands). PDS and Mr Mugu may briefly hear from Ed in Dubai, but I would say their best chance at keeping this going will happen when Ed gets back to his home town and has to deal with all his fellow lads. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:20 pm |
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ratter
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:25 pm |
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^^^^^ mr. mugu killed them off at the bottom of page 40. |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:30 pm |
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maybe shoot 3d an email saying that the lawyer will meet him there (dubai) tomorrow..... at the airport ? Or say saturday.... That way he will change his flight ???? |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:33 pm |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:33 pm |
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CNN : Southwest sizzles
The air conditioner was cranking Thursday in Las Vegas, where excessive heat warnings were issued in anticipation of a peak temperature of 116 degrees -- and no relief in sight. Heat warnings were also issued for Phoenix, Arizona, and triple digit temperatures are predicted from Oregon to Southern California.
Hope Eliza is fine...hate when it gets that hot.
Update: Right now it is 3.42 am dubai time. Flight to Lagos is scheduled to flight out at 9.15am..... so he has time .... plenty of it.
http://www.dubaiairport.com/DIA/English/MainMenu/Flight+Information/Arrival-Departure/?Type=1&Airport=Lagos&Airline= |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:52 pm |
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So much for him missing his connection. Oh well, a long wait in the terminal has its own cons. Maybe they'll be only seats...seats with dividers between them so he can't stretch out and take a nap...and all the food will be awful
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Hope Eliza is fine...hate when it gets that hot.
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Me too. And I thought it sucked in June. Note to MGM Grand Garden Arena: When its that hot, please turn the air conditioning ALL the way up!
Lots of people tightly packed+seats up high+hot air rising=me dumping bottle over my head to keep cool at The Police Concert. |
_________________ "I was contemplating with me...I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said." -Mr. Robert Kofi
"Please when ever you are writing to the bank
try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
"I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all your senses?" - Mr. Robert Kofi again
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:54 pm |
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Super Model wrote: |
Update: Right now it is 3.42 am dubai time. Flight to Lagos is scheduled to flight out at 9.15am..... so he has time .... plenty of it.
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Do we know that's the flight he's on though? I guess we can assume it is as probably not that many flights go from Dubai to Lagos. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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