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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:06 pm

This is brilliant:

I didn't realize they put murderer's names on people's tombstones now...

Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:11 pm

Put what you want on a tombstone.

http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:54 pm

Yeah, but HE sent this to ME as a means of showing me how serious he was about killing me (that's someone else's name). I realize a generator did this, but come on, does he really think this would scare someone into paying him quicker?

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:56 pm

^^^Yes, some people would be seriously scared by it.

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:03 pm

Kingpin?? Slap your lad for being unable to spell properly. It's obviously supposed to read "Killed by drinking"! Wink

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:19 pm

Good to see Kingpin back in the spotlight. Is this a new email Headstock?

I think I'd be tempted to send him one back. You could really be quite creative with your reply. Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Posts: 109

Shouldn't it say:

I can't remember if it was him or cross who used 'regrate'

Edit: Redid and removed errors

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:07 pm

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:17 pm

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:43 pm

On a related gravestone matter. When my mother died we had her added to her brother' stone. Sadly, the work experience lad was having a bad day that day and left his spellchecker at home. Consequently, my mother was "reuntied" with her late brother. Shocked

The guy that owned the stonemason company that chiseled this abomination had just retired, but he sorted us out with a new headstone at no cost, as his name was still on the company letterhead.

@johnny5

There is an apostrophe missing there. I would sue for distress. Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Posts: 109

Tommo Shanter wrote:

There is an apostrophe missing there. I would sue for distress. Laughing

It removed the apostrphe I put in.
Sue for distress?

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:03 pm

^^^Death is no laughing matter you know.

My tombstone is just going to read...."Bugger!"

[Edit] Blackadder Goes Forth.

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:23 pm

Mad4Maya wrote:

Good to see Kingpin back in the spotlight. Is this a new email Headstock?

I think I'd be tempted to send him one back. You could really be quite creative with your reply. Twisted Evil

No, I've been toying with him for a while trying to keep him off script. This time the story so far has been that I don't have the money because I spent it all on a new flat for me and my mistress so we can shag away from the wife. Then he told me to send progressively lower amounts over a few more emails, but I kept telling him I had no money. Then when he told me to RIP, I told him I could break into my neighbors house and steal from his safe. I sent him a generated pile of money picture and told him I would send the money. He provided me with a Dubai bank account that I sent to 4lan and apparently it has helped with an ongoing investigation. Well several more reasons went by why I couldn't do a transfer and a couple days ago I told him that I stole $6000 from my neighbor, but I was going to keep $1000 for my troubles, and he's perfectly fine with that. Then I sat for a couple more days and then just got this this gem this morning:

Quote:

Kingpin:
Listen,
I will give you only 2 days to go and make western union money transfer 0f $5,000 first to this name here to guarantee your life so that my men will not get you killed.
Send it to this my men if UK.

Fr4nk Br0wn,
Address: (real London Address also forwarded to 4lan)

Listen to me, I always try to help some of my client who I find out that their are Innocent of there accusations by my client but when they refuse to comply with me, I will kill them.
Never you take me for granted because if you do, I will other my men to kill you and no amount of Police men in this world can stop us so never you try to involve them because if you do, I will make it worst.
You can take a look of this my client Mr Mike who refused to pay thinking that this is a joke and he went on to involve police so he left us with no choice than to kill him.
Go now and make the transfer and get back to me with the scanned copy of the payment slip.

Accompanied by his masterful picture. Well, it's been 2 days and I think it's time for the 1TV5 to come into the picture. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:42 pm

That's excellent...I love it when a lad uses his noggin Laughing

....as if they'd write "killed by Kingpin" on a gravestone Laughing

Forms by Eamonn · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:38 am

This is what I will send to my lad as a final gift

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:12 am

It would be a useful way to fake your own death during a bait. Reply after a long gap from a different email address and say that the original baiter died, and send them the head-stone pic as evidence.

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:58 pm

^^^^ I did that Very Happy

, it went down well Laughing

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