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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:42 pm |
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One of my 419 Lads just got back to me with this...
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Upon confirmation of the money in your account, you will send an invitation letter to me so that I can easily make my way to your country for the disbursement of the money. You will also look for a better apartment for me, an apartment that will contain the whole of my family and it must be located at the sea side. |
Natch, I'll send him some listings. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:48 pm |
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He should feel right at home.
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:06 pm |
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@ windypops LOL...got anything in cardboard? |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:30 pm |
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This is where you get to ask your lad for lots and lots of details so you can properly set up his application for the apartment. Too bad cash baiting is illegal. This guy sounds like fun! |
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:41 pm |
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Losst Jedi wrote: |
so you can properly set up his application for the apartment. |
Splendid! Oh, how the forms will fly! |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:25 pm |
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yea his apartment should be three feet by three feet by three feet and made of cardboard located somewhere in tornado alley kansas and it should have a pot to p1ss in and a window to throw it out of |
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ratter
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:30 pm |
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Sorry, not cardboard....a bit more upscale....
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:56 pm |
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I think I have found the perfect accommodation for him....
It can be located anywhere he wants
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:56 am |
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ratter wrote: |
Sorry, not cardboard....a bit more upscale.... |
If that's a shower off to the left, I'll take it! |
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:59 am |
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Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote: |
I think I have found the perfect accommodation for him.... |
Too rich! Got anything in bamboo? |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:08 am |
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Say you've found a place but it needs resource consent (a permit) before you can make the purchase. I'm a Consultant Planner (in real life) and getting a consent can take months and involve more red tape than you would believe. The perfect way to draw things out forever.
Sample: the council requires you to provide for a stormwater management system on the site to prevent flooding. What should I do next?
Or: records show that there may be contamination on the site, shall I commission a contamination report (generally cost about $3000). |
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:29 am |
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yrubraj wrote: |
Say you've found a place but it needs resource consent (a permit) before you can make the purchase. |
Actually, it's an apartment he wants, so no purchase required. However, your red tape angle could be quite fun if he's really serious about emigrating. |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:36 am |
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Red tape angle is easy to play...
Or of course you find him the perfect place but there's a leak in the roof and it needs to be fixed. The landlord lives on the other side of the world and can't be contacted to give his approval so we have to wait until the property manager contacts the landlord etc. etc.
What country is he wanting to move to? |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:11 am |
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<br>He's a demanding boi isn't he? "You will do that, and you will do this."
That e-mail just invites loads of questions.How many children? What are their names? Dietary needs? etc etc. |
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XPS1710
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 158
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:43 am |
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Crikey - Wonderful manners this lads got.... /sarcasm
I'm the kind of bitch that would demand some before I did squat (Since its diddly squat I would be doing about it anyway). |
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scammer
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 220
Location: Land of Smiles & Scams
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:57 pm |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:53 pm |
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How about this?
It's a bird box can you believe? |
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:44 pm |
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windypops wrote: |
How about this? It's a bird box can you believe? |
Furnished with a futon & a bucket, that would be my dream shack!
@Tommo & XPS...This lad was bossy from the start, so I've gradually allowed my aging widow character to become his bitch. It just means my love-slaps will sting that much harder when they come. |
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XPS1710
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 158
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:44 am |
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Ginch:
That would literally drive me up the wall. Even my kids can muster up please and thank you. It would take a lot of restraint for me not to slap him. Your patience is admirable. |
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:16 pm |
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XPS1710 wrote: |
Ginch: Even my kids can muster up please and thank you. |
Maddening perhaps, but remember that many lads are steeped in a culture where men are men and sheep are nervous. |
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