Third Anniversary Safari - (Video p. 63)

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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:57 pm

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

He'll whine, he'll cry, and he'll be hitting you up for money to pay back his friends in Port Harcourt.

That's the trouble with him. You fully intend to burn him and dump him, but the situation always lends itself to further mischief. So you bait him some more....

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:10 pm

Yeah, an arrest would have been great, but then again how would you know? If he'd been tossed in the slammer he would simply disappear. (Then again he has disappeared, hasn't he? Laughing

)

Anyway, you've raised the bar here. If he does get back home you can see how much higher you can raise it the next time. I think it's safe to say that Ed is terrified, but he'll calm down at home and his greed will once again overwhelm what little common sense he has. You may be able to run this another 3 years! Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 142

Has anyone tried to get 3d on the dog and bone to see where he is?

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:48 pm

I had to run out, so I've only had a chance to post this now. I called the hostel Ed's staying at. It took some effort, but I found someone that could speak reasonable English. She told me that one of the black men started screaming at the other men about him being followed. It got so out of control, that the hostel had to call the police.

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:49 pm

^^^^^ Nah. totally lying there. Laughing

But I can dream, right?

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:14 pm

/\/\/\

Baited by mr mugu. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:07 pm

Tadaaaa! Surprise, surprise!!

Quote:

From: "Edward" <*********> Save Address Block Sender This Is Spam
To: Hugo **** <************>
CC:
Subject: SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENENCES
Date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 11:11:22 -0700 (PDT)

Show Full Headers Back To [INBOX]
Dear Hugo,
Sorry I 've gone back to Nigeria..I don't think I will able to stay any longer..There some people after me..I guess,the guy in the newspaper in one of the sydincate..They seems to know everything about me..Where I stay in Singapore..My daily movements..Since,I've never been to Phuket..How come a dead Nigerian is carrying my name on him?..For the past couple of days I've been getting threats from unknown number..They claim to be a member of a group known as the Seven dragons..They seems to know that Iam in singapore to claim an inheritance..They said they want Sixty-Five percent of it..How they got know about it I don't know?..Anyway,I've reported the matter to the police..I no longer feel in singapore..I've gone back to Nigeria..I will contact Charles as soon as possible..I am really sorry for the inconvienence.I hope you understand my predicament.
Thanks and God bless.
*******.

Guess what? He's lying. This came from 203.120.19.231, Singapore. It's possible he sent this just before he left, though. It arrived just half an hour ago.

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:12 pm

From centralops.net:

Quote:

Queried whois.apnic.net with "203.120.19.231"...

% [whois.apnic.net node-1]
% Whois data copyright terms http://www.apnic.net/db/dbcopyright.html

inetnum: 203.120.19.224 - 203.120.19.255
netname: CAAS-SG
descr: CIVIL AVIATION AUTHORITY OF SINGAPORE (CAAS)
country: SG

Entirely plausible that he sent it from the airport on the way out. Anyone know if the airport there has public-access internet kiosks?

(Edit to answer my own question)

Quote:

Conference and Business Facilities
There are business centres located in the transit hotels on level 3 of each terminal (tel: (0)6542 5538 for Terminal 1 or (0)6542 8122 for Terminal 2). Facilities include workstations with modems, photocopying, fax machines and meeting rooms. Secretarial and translation services are also available upon request. There is an Internet centre, called E-hub, in Terminal 2, with PC connection points and Internet access, and other services including printing, photocopying and fax.

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:20 pm

But 3d, what about 4my?!

Bastard Evil or Very Mad

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I still can't believe he stayed in Singapore for 3 weeks. Well done. bow_down

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:22 pm

Found this:

Quote:

The airport is great, Huge internet kiosks in the terminals before you go through immigration, must be about 30 computers that offer some great access.

From: www.hobotraveler.com

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:24 pm

Agree with Worf well done.

Too bad he finally got smart and went home. I was hoping to see an arrest but what you have done to this creep is satisfying. And there are still ways you can mess with this lad, but you know this. It was a very funny read and listen. Big congrats to you all.

bow_down

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:24 pm

Yep, I did a simple unix whois lookup on the command line, but I suspected he was at the airport. He didn't dare go to a cybercafe, the events of the last few days scared the shit out of him!

He really needs to be made to feel guilty about abandoning 4my like that. No doubt mr.mugu will make him suffer.

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

You guys are amazing! Scared him away, but he will be writing.... maybe next place of meet the lawyers is where 4my is? or .... colombia? Somehow Amy got there.... and actaully wants to claim the cash with 3d?.... just a thought Smile

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:25 pm

Isn't there another lad willing to step up and save Amy? Just what you need a man who totally drops the potato as soon as it starts to scorch a little!!! That's lad chivalry for ya.

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:28 pm

I'll try to put him somewhere else for his fourth anniversary. He's a pretty low maintenence bait for me for a while, though. Just the occasional heads-up, to let him know his inheritance is still waiting.

He clearly doesn't know how steep legal costs can be. I think if he goes on another trip, I'll send him a bill. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:32 pm

You could also wait a few weeks (or months, depending on how long you guys need a break from 3d) and then e-mail him as 4my, saying you have finally escaped from Usm4n B3ll0 and want to get together with 3d to finally get that inheritance.

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:32 pm

That would be amazing... in about 11 days I will be living there, after going back and forth quite some time so then I could help you guys... unfortunately, if it comes to a safari, the place where I'll be has quite a lot of black guys, but it could still be some fun for 3d, some Latin Adventure.... Wink

He definately could get into some serious sh** there...

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:37 pm

Great work @ all involved! Please post updates when he gets back. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:51 pm

@all involved...............AWESOME ABSOLUTELY AWESOME. I've thoroughly enjoyed every minute of this masterclass on baiting. Only one drawback.....................as a newbe I am now reluctant to start baiting........the bar has been raised too high. But thanks anyway as I said earlier it was AAA.

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:57 pm

Amazing. Simply amazing. And it would seem that this is still not the end of the play, only an intermission.

Congratulations to the puppet masters. clapping

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:04 pm

This has to be one of the most amazing, brilliant pieces of work I've ever seen Shocked

Let me get this straight... You've baited this lad for three years, sent him on numerous safaris, scared the ever loving sh!t out of him in Singapore,

AND STILL MANAGED TO DO SO IN SUCH A WAY THAT ALLOWS THE BAIT TO CONTINUE??????????????

Hats of to all involved, this was incredible reading!

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:12 pm

I guess we'll have to start calling him "Teflon Ed." You dump him in a vat of sh*t and he still climbs out. Evil or Very Mad

Well, he may not have gone to jail but that's one terrified lad you've got there. He won't soon be forgetting this vacation. I'd love to know how much this has cost him. Laughing

When Eliza comes back from her XXX-rated vacation she'll have to deliver the mother of all slaps to that ungrateful bastard. Imagine just abandoning his fianc�e like that! What a wimp.

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:26 pm

I am posting this from the airport in Las Vegas. (Hey Mods - check my ISP - LOL - claim a safari) Anyway - my ex- is on his way, and I'm waiting on his plane to get here. So, I am trying to use the internet without people around me seeing that I'm on 419 eater. LOL Anyway, my ex is a doctor (M.D.) and has a NON-American/European accent - Should I see if I can get him to do a call with me - - I can use Donaut to have hospital sounds - he could say that this woman has been found - he doesn't know her name and she says that Ed is her fiance and has a piece of paper with his name and number on it in her pocket? He can say she's in critical condition and may not live....throw in a lot of medical jargon that would be way over Ed's head.....he needs someone to come identify her. Or something like that - make Ed feel really bad for leaving Amy. Anyway - not sure I can get the ex to do it but I could offer something to him in return Laughing

You guys have seen what I can get guys to do with the phone calls - well - I have this ex around my little finger and he has the physical ME here - - so - - well...maybe I can get him to do a call with me - - although he really hates the idea of baiting!

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:50 pm

Looks like this is the beginning of the end for 3d, or on the other hand is it just the end of the beginning. I like the idea of 4my going back to Africa with the 7 Dragons. I think that 3d would be much more likely to safari throughout Africa to save 4my when she's not actually that far away from him. Perhaps the 7 Dragons dump her somewhere after they realise that 3d's gone back to Nigeria and they can't get his money anymore.

I am guessing that PDS and Mr Mugu probably want a nice long break from 3d at the moment though, which is understandable.

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:57 pm

I have just sent a very, ahem, dark message to Ed. I suspect he will piss his pants and not have a good night's sleep for a while. Suffice to say that the 7 dragons know about him leaving and they are not pleased with him. They somewhat "questioned" his manhood in colorful terms. George and Doug are dead. Amy is going to be sold. Ed may as well remove his, ah, manhood himself before the 7 dragons catch up to him because they will do it far more slowly...

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