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Headstock
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 41
Location: The dark crotchey depths
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:06 pm |
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This is brilliant:
I didn't realize they put murderer's names on people's tombstones now...
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Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:11 pm |
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Put what you want on a tombstone.
http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/ |
_________________ Можно заплатить кредитной карточкой ?
Пошёл на хуй, мудак !!!
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My IP address is 217.21.39.255. (86.57.134.49 on Sundays) Please don't come knocking on my door. |
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Headstock
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 41
Location: The dark crotchey depths
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:54 pm |
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Yeah, but HE sent this to ME as a means of showing me how serious he was about killing me (that's someone else's name). I realize a generator did this, but come on, does he really think this would scare someone into paying him quicker? |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:56 pm |
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^^^Yes, some people would be seriously scared by it. |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Luther Blissett
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 1029
Location: Watford, Middle East
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:03 pm |
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Mad4Maya
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 169
Location: Northern Exposure
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:19 pm |
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Good to see Kingpin back in the spotlight. Is this a new email Headstock?
I think I'd be tempted to send him one back. You could really be quite creative with your reply. |
_________________ X3
just recently terchers started to attached english as a subject to students can you imagine..Um4ru Z0ng0<BR>
don't take this message as a scam, because the internet frauders have spoilt everything on internet...Engr. Ademola<BR>
I will like to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk to both parties...Th0mps0n Br0wn
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johnny5
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Posts: 109
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:46 pm |
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Shouldn't it say:
I can't remember if it was him or cross who used 'regrate'
Edit: Redid and removed errors |
_________________ "When you do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all" - "God", Futurama
Last edited by johnny5 on Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:55 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Dirteh Sanchez
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Sep 2004
Posts: 1470
Location: Under Parliament somewhere...
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:07 pm |
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_________________ Back and kicking bottom...
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Killed Scammer Banks >200 (gave up counting longgggggg ago.) x5 x2
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ratter
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:17 pm |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:43 pm |
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On a related gravestone matter. When my mother died we had her added to her brother' stone. Sadly, the work experience lad was having a bad day that day and left his spellchecker at home. Consequently, my mother was "reuntied" with her late brother.
The guy that owned the stonemason company that chiseled this abomination had just retired, but he sorted us out with a new headstone at no cost, as his name was still on the company letterhead.
@johnny5
There is an apostrophe missing there. I would sue for distress. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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johnny5
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Posts: 109
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:55 pm |
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Tommo Shanter wrote: |
There is an apostrophe missing there. I would sue for distress. |
It removed the apostrphe I put in.
Sue for distress? |
_________________ "When you do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all" - "God", Futurama |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:03 pm |
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^^^Death is no laughing matter you know.
My tombstone is just going to read...."Bugger!"
[Edit] Blackadder Goes Forth. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Headstock
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 41
Location: The dark crotchey depths
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:23 pm |
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Mad4Maya wrote: |
Good to see Kingpin back in the spotlight. Is this a new email Headstock?
I think I'd be tempted to send him one back. You could really be quite creative with your reply. |
No, I've been toying with him for a while trying to keep him off script. This time the story so far has been that I don't have the money because I spent it all on a new flat for me and my mistress so we can shag away from the wife. Then he told me to send progressively lower amounts over a few more emails, but I kept telling him I had no money. Then when he told me to RIP, I told him I could break into my neighbors house and steal from his safe. I sent him a generated pile of money picture and told him I would send the money. He provided me with a Dubai bank account that I sent to 4lan and apparently it has helped with an ongoing investigation. Well several more reasons went by why I couldn't do a transfer and a couple days ago I told him that I stole $6000 from my neighbor, but I was going to keep $1000 for my troubles, and he's perfectly fine with that. Then I sat for a couple more days and then just got this this gem this morning:
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Kingpin:
Listen,
I will give you only 2 days to go and make western union money transfer 0f $5,000 first to this name here to guarantee your life so that my men will not get you killed.
Send it to this my men if UK.
Fr4nk Br0wn,
Address: (real London Address also forwarded to 4lan)
Listen to me, I always try to help some of my client who I find out that their are Innocent of there accusations by my client but when they refuse to comply with me, I will kill them.
Never you take me for granted because if you do, I will other my men to kill you and no amount of Police men in this world can stop us so never you try to involve them because if you do, I will make it worst.
You can take a look of this my client Mr Mike who refused to pay thinking that this is a joke and he went on to involve police so he left us with no choice than to kill him.
Go now and make the transfer and get back to me with the scanned copy of the payment slip. |
Accompanied by his masterful picture. Well, it's been 2 days and I think it's time for the 1TV5 to come into the picture. |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:42 pm |
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That's excellent...I love it when a lad uses his noggin
....as if they'd write "killed by Kingpin" on a gravestone |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
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"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
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"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
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scammer
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 220
Location: Land of Smiles & Scams
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:38 am |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:12 am |
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It would be a useful way to fake your own death during a bait. Reply after a long gap from a different email address and say that the original baiter died, and send them the head-stone pic as evidence. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:58 pm |
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^^^^ I did that , it went down well |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
~ Peter Roy |
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