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valachus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 May 2007
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:42 am |
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I've been baiting one of me lads - barr 5unny - for a while from a few choice of characters, and one of them is an old Jewish lady, a widow living in the Norad House Complex for the Elderly in Cheyenne Mountain, Colorado.
Now, the thing is: she is to undergo heart surgery soon, she's single and she might not make it - so she's thinking to adopt the poor orphans or even the barrister himself. But obviously they would have to convert to Judaism, which means the adoptee would have to be circumcised.
What say you about this idea - is it too extreme? |
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"The file you just sent concerning western union protocols, it is a bushtit."
"What would you expect me to explain to the monogram if they happen to arrest my secretary?"
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:43 am |
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Not too extreme.
Have him cut. |
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Red
Baiting Guru
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:46 am |
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http://www.medicinenet.com/circumcision_the_surgical_procedure/article.htm
As long as it is performed properly it is safe and many argue it is a healthier option.
I would say not too extreme, especially considering there are actual benefits to it, unlike a tattoo. But I'll be VERY surprised if it happens . That said, it would be amazing if you could pull it off (no pun intended). |
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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
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Location: Toronto, ON
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:51 am |
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Surely, to be a true Jew, he should just cut the whole thing off?
I'd have no problem if your lad got circumsised. That'd be an excellent trophy, and serves him right for being so damn greedy. |
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Simba
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:52 am |
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I dread to think what physical proof you are going to ask for..... |
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XPS1710
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 158
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:52 am |
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I guess the only question is ...
Will a little old lady about to undergo heart surgery really want to see the proof. |
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Doctor X
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:53 am |
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I mean, ask yourself if he would question having a person have the same thing done if it would get him the victim's last dollar.
Cut.
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:54 am |
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No. Not too extreme. Just right IMHO.
You'd need proof of course - before, during and after photographs maybe? |
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Don
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:55 am |
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You'd first have to find a lad that isn't already circumcised. Given the pictures of lad penis (TM) here on Eater that might be the tricky part of your challenge. But I'll say what I always answer to "trophy announcement threads" (TAT)...try it out and report back. Ask a mod if you're unsure about posting details. |
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Red
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:57 am |
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Don wrote: |
try it out and report back |
That's what she'll tell the lad! |
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valachus
Not quite a Newb
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:59 am |
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Red wrote: |
I'll be VERY surprised if it happens |
In the meanwhile I've made friends with the "search" button so I've found out that the idea is not new, but it has never succeeded, so far.
[channelling Toyama Koichi ]
So if I pull it off, you'd be amazed. I'd be amazed too.
I'll bring it to him gently - you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. And he's pretty desperate for money, that I'm pretty sure of.
XPS1710 wrote: |
Will a little old lady about to undergo heart surgery really want to see the proof. |
She's a tough as nails granny
If he chickens out I'll make sure he gets the worst kind of slap he ever got from an old woman.
Mod edit: combined successive posts. TS |
_________________ Attorney 5t3v3n 5unny @ Law:
"As I was talking to you on phone this morning, I ran out of credit."
"The file you just sent concerning western union protocols, it is a bushtit."
"What would you expect me to explain to the monogram if they happen to arrest my secretary?"
"traveling to Switzerland to Norway will take you only 1hrs 30munite to Switzerland if you decide to travel by train"
Ad@m Willi@m, diplomat: "You can not play with my intelligence. I am very sharp. Nobody can play with me." |
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Red
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:08 am |
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^^^ yeah... i wouldn't spring that trap for a while! Can you imagine the horror on his face when he realises what needs to be done. Of course, your husband (who no doubt died) did it for you when you got married, so it shouldn't be any different should it? |
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CollateralDamage
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:10 am |
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Try this link to find out what this involves ---NSFW
http://www.aafp.org/afp/990315ap/1514.html |
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Red
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:26 am |
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Btw, this is in PSD's siggy line:
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Usm4n Umaru wrote: "Sir, you ask me of being circumcised which i told you i have already done but need be for me to do it again,i will gladly do that." |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
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Location: Bangkok
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:47 am |
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I wonder when some baiter is going to start the Eunuch Church of Many Dollars.... |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:54 am |
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Ewwww.
When someone said "trophy" my first thought was of a detatched fore-skin being sent by parcel post. |
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Gnasher
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:01 am |
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Depending on where your lad is from he may well already be circumcised. It's not uncommon in many African cultures, although it's often performed in early adolescence as part of a boy's rite of passage into manhood. Either way, demand photographic evidence |
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Luther Blissett
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:07 am |
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putersteve
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:34 am |
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Simba wrote: |
I dread to think what physical proof you are going to ask for..... |
LMFAO I was just thinking the same thing!
awaiting a small package in the mail? |
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Doctor X
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:48 am |
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All of you people who claim you know what proper circumcision means!! [!--Ed.]
You are wrong. ALL wrong!
WRONG!!!!
You have to get the tip tattoo'd as well . . . it is in a book . . . somewhere. . . .
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:50 am |
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Before and after pics will be needed so there is actual proof that it's been done.
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Doctor X
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:14 pm |
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WITH a tattoo.
It is in Leviticus . . . or something.
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Knugen
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:19 pm |
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The (small) health benefits from being cut would be negated by having it done in a dirty shack in Lagos I think.
Have him do something jewish to his lad-dong. Tattoo the Star of David or something.
EDIT: and by that i'm not saying that getting him cut would be wrong, but if he's already cut another ritual should be found that would satisfy this old womans lust for genital mutilation. |
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OscarAcosta
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 May 2007
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:23 pm |
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A nice Star of David on his Scrotum might be more conducive to retaining a functional penis, but what you gonna do ? Try for the tip, if that wont fly, go for the scrotum |
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Gnasher
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:26 pm |
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I know your lad wont' check but as far as I know (I'm not Jewish) tattoos are strictly forbidden at least among more orthodox/conservative Jews. But I guess if he does get something permanent etched into his skin then you have ample slapping opportunities after the rabbi tells you that the tatt has to go. |
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"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\
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