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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:10 pm |
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Only the second time I've resorted to Scrooge's modality, but like all good things, it's worth the wait.
My lad is on the verge of tears by the sounds of it. And I only set him 500 questions. 301 was his best effort of 37 tries.
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We have no time for all this delay with this 1ntern4tional Tr4ns4ction Verific4ti0n (ITV)
Since your are with the receipt, you can equally write down the MTCN number as well. And also you have the right to answer all those questions that (ITV) is asking and it took me up to 4hours complete the answers and after that, I will not see the MTCN.(try it by yourself)
I wish to inform you that we are not going to respond to you anymore till you finalize this matter. |
I've now told him that this is such upsetting news to me, I need a big lie down and he may not hear from me until I am better.
Lets see who breaks first. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:19 pm |
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I am so sorry to hear that... I have never had a lad complaint about that service. I would think that after all that effort he could call customer service and they could help no?
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:27 pm |
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Well yeah, once I've had a cry and a little lie down for 3 days, (and he's sweated a bit) it's going down the route of customer help.
I'm just fairly proud that he's done over 300 questions. He didn't get that far 2 months ago. And he will still insist on using WU. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:30 pm |
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And the beauty of 1TV5 is that if he cracks and demands Moneygram instead, you can do the same thing to him again |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:00 pm |
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Naaah - I think the problem is that he has a screen with a particularly fast refresh rate. He should try adjusting it or finding one in the cafe with a slower speed - failing that he could always capture the MTCN using a cell phone camera.
Hells bells ! - don't they have modern technology ? Do you have to do everything for him ? Helpless whining baby ! |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:03 pm |
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He never even got to the flashing screen. He gave up just under 200 questions short.
As you say Gomer, bloody cry babies want it all done for them. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:37 am |
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You could always send him the pdf file with MANY more questions and tell him he has the choice as to which one he completes
I think you can get him to 500. |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:42 am |
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Sounds to me like he isn't serious about completing the transaction. Maybe you should work with that nice Dr. Soludo who you have just now heard from instead. I'm sure he would have no problems with 1TV5. |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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ratter
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:46 am |
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^^^^^ There's always McDuck's dolla chop option. Of course, the lad has to go back to 1TV5 to realize he's been chopped.... |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:45 am |
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Yeah make him try again using MoneyGram, or when all else fails say you'll fly out to meet him in person, or that you'll write a cheque (which of course will get lost in the mail). I like the flying option, as it's easy to put together a fake airline ticket and you may be able to convince him to book you a hotel.
I've got a hotel booked for me in Valencia on July 6, 7 and 8. Shame the America's Cup's finished already. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:23 am |
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The customer dis-service is always a good referral to make. My guy complained that he waited on hold for nearly an hour and couldn't get through, so I told him it took me less than 2 min and did a 3 way with a buddy. My buddy asked if I was the recipient and when I said "no" he said he couldn't talk to me and hung up. My lad wrote again the next day saying that he gave up after 1/2 an hour, great fun. |
_________________ "all this name list and people are the trueful people that i want you to deal with not this idiots but imposters scammer like Obi Won Kenobi," James S
"Bastard! That's what you really are,I have taken your insults for too long son of a bitch!"
"I am in receipt of your email, but the contents beat my imagination."
"May your anuse turn back." Joe Morengi
"You better run for your life, because the FBI are coming to your house tomorrow to kick your ass out of your house." Barr. Jonathan
Mr kelvin Jordon that call you from our branch office in canada explain that the chicken background voice has been querried, claiming the voice was his telephone ringing tone, therefore accept my deepest appology for that. |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:53 pm |
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My lad tried it yesterday, logged in 16 times, didn't even try to answer a question.
I replied back, "Oh, I think I spelled your name wrong" (which I did) and told him to try again with a new code.
This time he logged in 15 times. He only answered one question (over and over again):
The question: Are you the intended recipient?
Lad's answer: "im not the intended recipient"
Of course they're not going to give you the MTCN number if you say you're not the intended recipient! (At least, that's what I told him ). |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:30 am |
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Not the intended recipient.... finally a truthful lad!!! |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:23 am |
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One of my current lads also hates 1TV5 with a passion after 42 sessions but at least he still loves me.
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I will come down to take care of my business by myself in Africa, because nobody have ever care for me like Mr. <insert my baiter name here>, that is the reason why I don�t want you to be angry. |
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:36 am |
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^^^^^^^@Sir Cumfrence
Shame on you.
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_________________ Welcome to the Outerlimits of the Twilight Zone mugu Oga; it's all in your head and so am I!
Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877
In the spirit of [oss] Col. Hogan's credo, "You'll assist fellow victims, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy's operations." [the cia didn't tell me to say that and hls didn't either; guess who did] |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:08 am |
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If you can actually mind bend your Lad into believing that you are on his side and making every effort to help him - then he is truly under your spell and the torture possibilities are endless.
When he starts apologising to you for his problems - then you can allow yourself an evil smile. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:36 am |
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^^^Gotta luv Amsterdam! |
_________________ Welcome to the Outerlimits of the Twilight Zone mugu Oga; it's all in your head and so am I!
Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877
In the spirit of [oss] Col. Hogan's credo, "You'll assist fellow victims, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy's operations." [the cia didn't tell me to say that and hls didn't either; guess who did] |
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Mercury
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 157
Location: Ireland
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:18 pm |
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When I reffered my lad to I only gave him 99 questions, I just wanted to see how he would react when the screen flashed. It was amusing.
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Subject:THEY ARE NOT GOD'S FEARING PEOPLE
I have contacted the customer care via their email and they replied and mentioned that I must go back to the verification web site.I went to the web site again now and finished the verifications process up the 100% but they showed me the control number via magical levels and of which I could not even notify the numbers clearly because they just flash it only once and immediately the numbers disappear and they also mentioned that if I did not capture the numbers clearly that I should start the verification process a fresh.
Infact,I am now highly Frustrated by the way this people done their own things.They are not doing like human beings at all and I do believe at this stage that I am not going to do anything with them any more. |
He was fairly annoyed after that but after a while he was forced to go back to get the MTCN. I gave him another code for an infinite amount of questions but he only answered 97, This was his last answer
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Question: Do you think people suffering from ekilitis should have longer or shorter sentences if they're convicted? Why or why not?
Answer: I hope no payment is made on this web site |
He send me an email afterwards
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Subject: MY LAST WORD
If you are serious for us to conclude this transaction,let's just forget about this because they are not serious people to deal with.
The way they are just playing with me and wasting my whole daily time on their web site is getting me so frustrated!!!.If you can now wire this payment via bank to bank transfer,I can then offer you a bank account number where this must be done. |
Of course when I get the bank details there may some complications... |
_________________ "STOP KIDDING AROUND AND GET UP YOUR ASS AND GO MAKE THE PAYMENT IIMEDAITELY.AM NOT JOKING AND AM NOT FUCKING AROUND WITH YOU AT THIS VERY MOMENT"
"should i go to hair dressing salon for the application of the tattoo?"
Join the church of today
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:49 pm |
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yrubraj wrote: |
Not the intended recipient.... finally a truthful lad!!! |
Unfortunately, no. Just an incredibly stupid one. He sent me two e-mails saying he is not a terrorist, he shouldn't have to do 1tv5, just send him the MTCN number. |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:20 pm |
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^^^^^Perhaps let him know that his previous failures and snide comments have only made him more suspicious in the "eyes" of the 1tv5?
His own behavior has made it that more difficult for him to gain approval.
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_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:58 pm |
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I love it when they use 1TV5 and answer a question oddly. It's just so easy to say "the WU office emailed me to say that you answered question number xx like this.... what the hell were you thinking? No wonder they thought you were a security threat and didn't give you the MTCN! Try again!" |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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TurkeyTrotter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 364
Location: Sitting behind you stealing your magas
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:04 am |
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@Mercury, please mask or obfuscate 1TV5 in your quoted section from your lad's last email. |
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