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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:12 pm |
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Why not send him a scan of your official name badge at the shop/bank/office etc where you work?
I sent mine this:
'She' requested my passport after I sent the badge, but once I'd given 'her' assurances that it's official, we moved right on. I also sent 'her' this as a description of me:
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City dweller, Successful fella, Thought to myself: oops, Ive got a lot of money. Caught in a rat race, Terminally, Im a professional cynic, But my hearts not in it, Im paying the price of living life at the limit, Caught up in the centurys anxiety
Yes, it preys on me, I'm getting thin (I should try the simple life)
I live in a house, A very big house, In the country, Watching afternoon repeats. And the food I eat, In the country. I take all manner of pills, And pile up analyst bills, In the country. Oh, its like an animal farm, Thats the rural charm In the country
I've got morning glory and lifes a different story, Everythings going jackanory. I'm Touched with my own mortality. I'm reading balzac, knocking back prozac. Its a helping hand that makes me feel wonderfully bland. Oh, its a centurys remedy, For the faint at heart, A new start (I should try the simple life)
I live in a house, A very big house, In the country. I've got a fog in my chest, So I need a lot of rest, In the country. I dont drink, smoke, laugh, Take herbal baths In the country. I should come to no harm, On the animal farm, In the country. |
Sorry , sent that off and I'm shocked that I got a reply |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:25 am |
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^^^^ Nice!
I still like the .dll file trick. It works brilliantly. Here's a recent example of how to ensure the lad buys it:
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send me your scan copy of your international passport |
me with .dll wrote: |
Please find attached my passport. |
lad wrote: |
I received your mail and your attacthed passport,though i could not open it for viewing due to the different software system hence, i urge you to rescan and mail it to me as soon as possible |
^^^ i must say, this is the exception to the norm, most of the time they don't question it at all, but i've had this lad for a while so he probably is keen to see what i look like.
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I don't know what problems you are having but I just opened the passport image and it came up just fine. It is a jpg and I don't know how to make it anything else because all images are jpg. Perhaps you have an old computer that is incompatible with anything that isn't older than 5 years. Maybe try another computer or upgrade to windows vista. |
lad accepts defeat wrote: |
I got it open as you instructed in your mail;thanks for your cooperation. |
See. Easy as that, works like a charm, and he can never ask again! |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:28 am |
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WOW!
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:17 am |
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@FiveForces.
That's funny shit. How about one of those security badges that just has a name and a bar code. They are very official. |
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MattNW
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2005
Posts: 264
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:39 am |
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I always use the, "Censored by the Department Of Homeland Security" ploy. Never had anyone question that. I have what looks like a passport but all information is covered by a white square with a Dept. of HS emblem. Looks very official. Also if they say anything about it I can then slap them for getting me in trouble with the government. |
_________________ please feed me in with more info. - Dr. Soludo
Also we found out that some of the officials of the prostates may have been extorting a lot of money from you with the pretext of helping you receive your money.
LET ME TELL YOU,SINCE YOU DID NOT HAVE A SINGLE RESPECT,YOU MOUTH MAY PUT YOU INTO TROUBLE. |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:50 am |
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There's a very good "error making" tool out there as well. Creates customised pop-up errors that you save as jpegs (or tiff files so they can't preview them in email clients) and then mail it to your lad. When they open it the error says that it's their firewall settings at fault etc etc.
The good old "please contact your systems administrator" generally works wonders. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:34 am |
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<br>Aah. The good old Blurr-ed modality. Eat your heart out Oasis. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:44 am |
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^^ The blur modality is so simple and effective it's great. Any document sent to me immediately gets blurred and sent back - a great way to waste at least a week arguing about whose scanner is broken. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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