A good day: curse and death threat

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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:08 pm

Yet another satisfied customer, Idi from Ivory Coast has become a very beloved pet for me after three months.
Some background of this case: My fake lad and him chopped di dolla of mumu oyinbo (my fake victim) together, but Idi was trusting enough to let the whole payment (9000$) to be made to my fake lad instead of him.

So like good brothers, they decided to share it 50-50. But then the problems started. Idi was getting more and more nervous when the money didn't come to him. Finally my fake lad Chidi disappeared for few weeks (thanks real life) without any trace.

Just yesterday I resurrected him and sent Idi a short email asking how is he doing. He of course wanted to know, when am I going to send 4500$ to him. I replied that I got bored with this whole thing and decided to go to bar with some guys and use his share solely to buy booze and to get drunk as a pig.

As expected, Idi wasn't happy and neither was his friend Mike, who is probably his boss. The following quotes were received...

Idi wrote:

Mr.Big Fool,
who be mumu? NA U BE THAT BIG FOOL AND YOU WILL DIE SHAMFULLY.
WHO TELL YOU SAY SNAKE DE CHOP SNAKE. MAKE YOU NO GORGET LIE LIE FOR YOUR IIFE? DE GOD OF ROSICRUCIANS (AMORC) WILL TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. YES? THIS I PUT IT B4 THE COSMIC. THANKS GOD WE DONT KNO OURSLF PHYSICALLY.
YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES.

Mike wrote:

Mr. chidi,
Don't TRY TO FUCK OUR GUYS UP. THIS COUNTRY NIGERIAN WILL NOT CONTAIN US ALL.. NOTHING IS HAPPENING HERE AT HOME , BUT WE CAN START IT.
THEY SAY YOU CAN DRINK BEAR? THERE ARE PEOPLE TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD.
MATTER OF TIME
CHIL OUT

All in all, I think this is pretty good way to celebrate our three months together. And the bait is far from over Smile

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EDIT: Topic title word "Dead" changed to "Death" and I still don't know if it's right.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:44 pm

Quote:

THEY SAY YOU CAN DRINK BEAR?

That is going to take one huge blender. New from Ronco! The Bear-O-Matic!

Nice going!

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:56 pm

Cyric^

Interesting to note that your W. African lad mentioned Rosicrucians--who have a world home base in San Jose, Cal-- www.rosicrucian.org

Whatever else they are noted for, they publish a very detailed and accurate astrological ephemeris---which used to work great for me back in the 1970s at impressing women with astrology chart stuff/BS--anything to advance my lustful pursuits--and worked like a charm back then, when I was indeed seriously into astrology.

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:08 pm

Quote:

THANKS GOD WE DONT KNO OURSLF PHYSICALLY

I think that sort of thing will make them go blind. Very Happy

As your fake lad is clearly a successful money collector, perhaps he could try to renegotiate a more unequal share, so they would know he'll be honest in future.

They'll either fire off another barrage of insults, or swallow their pride and suffer the humiliation, only to have it happen all over again. You can't lose.

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:14 pm

Top work Cyric...

Clearly a cat amongst the pidgeon english... Wink

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:20 pm

@Gomer

Nice idea, I'll try to use that at some point of the bait after we have argued a little more with them. Right now my plan is to suddenly decide to pay him fees as my fake victim. I'm hoping he comes gloating to Chidi ("Nyah nyah I got money u mumu!") after which there will of course be bunch of problems and he can't collect the money.
Well, there will be even if he doesn't. When I have used all the excuses for why the MTCN didn't work, I'm planning to tell him (as fake victim) that Usman Bello contacted me and told me this is dangerous so I cancelled the payment and we'll have to try something else.
After which Usman "Chidi" Bello will of course send a flattering email to the mugu. And maybe later chop his dolla again.

@Jervis Tetch

Something that couldn't be expected is exactly what should be expected from Idi. More than once I have had a feeling that he is bit deranged and doesn't actually have any idea on what he is talking about.

@Krona

Maybe he has travelled a lot and is referring to <a href="http://www.koff.fi/stc/images/docs/2_karhu3.jpg">this</a>?

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:35 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Op3OPItH0

Not quite a Newb Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 26

bring on the pain! Twisted Evil

bet they're p*!

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 30 Jun 2007 Posts: 82

why not tell your initial lad , that now you prefer to work with mike as he proved himself more reliable after you got an email on the side from him.

They might wack each other before you decide your next baiting angle.

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:59 am

<br>Nice work.

Quote:

...WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES.

And there's me thinking it's the lightening that kills

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:04 am

^^^@TS But the ... nevermind! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:37 am

^^^^Can you post in a bigger font please? Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:16 pm

Quote:

WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES

You should ask
"Who is Tunder? How much does she charge per stroke..." Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:33 pm

Quote:

DE GOD OF ROSICRUCIANS (AMORC) WILL TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

Who the F is that?

Great stuff. Quite funny. I hope that there will be continual taunting.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 May 2007 Posts: 34

^^^^^ I love Google

Rosicrucianism
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"The Temple of the Rose Cross", Teophilus Schweighardt Constantiens, 1618.The Rosicrucian Order is a legendary esoteric order with its roots in the western mystery tradition. This hermetic order is viewed among earlier and many modern Rosicrucianists as a "College of Invisibles" from the inner worlds, composed of great Adepts, aiming to give assistance in humanity's spiritual development.

The "Brethren of the Rose Cross" is perceived by students of metaphysics as an important part or even the source of the hermetic-Christian tradition of the western alchemy treatises period subsequent to the publication of Dante's The Divine Comedy (1308-1321).

However, researchers of history and society in general through the last centuries, dealing with objective material proofs, assume its origin in a group of German protestants, between 1607 and 1616, when three anonymous documents were elaborated and published in Europe: Fama Fraternitatis Rosae Crucis, Confessio Fraternitatis, and Chymical Wedding of Christian Rosenkreutz anno 1459. The influence of these documents, presenting the "most laudable Order" and promoting a "Universal Reformation of Mankind", was so huge that the historian Frances Yates refers to this period of the 17th century as the Rosicrucian Enlightenment. Members of organized Rosicrucian groups, however, date the beginning of the Order to much more ancient times.

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