rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
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Posted:
Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:03 pm |
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I was bored and decided to play with some letters received in my catcher account. I saw one that caught my eye
PLEASE HELP ME KEEP THIS DREAM ALIVE
A typical letter from a dying woman, with more then one illness, cancer, diabetis, and a stroke
My first contact:
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Dear Mrs Faith:
Calvary Greeting.
I have read your mail. I feel so sorry for your situation, How old are you that you have so many * illnesess.
Why you did not have any children ? Either you were not a good * or you were so * ugly that your husband just married your for the money.
Well that is another story of your life.
I have a film co, that you could invest your money. I donate to all the organization that help children. I will help you.
Don't worry about your * family that want to steal the money from you.
I am glad to hear that you are not afraid of dying. You have balls for a woman.
So I need to know more about this before you tell me to contact the bank,
Sincerely |
I never thought I would get a reply. I've shorten the reply same BS
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Please my dear this is a dying woman's last wish, so please do not let me down and assure me you are ready to work for me, as i have agreed to offer you 20% of the total sum for your personal use and 80% for the work as i told you. I assure you that this is completely legal and risk free as it is my money and my inheritance.
As my health is bad now and i am preparing for a lungs operation later this week, ( New illness)
I want you to provide me with your details so that i can be able to draft a Letter of Authorization in your names which you will present to the Bank for the release of the fund to you as my true beneficiary/next of kin. |
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_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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