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remmy223
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:33 am |
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thats just fab,very funny indeed.
did he resemble rab c cause that would be priceless on TV.
bless him
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Tommo Shanter
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:44 am |
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Whatever happened to the Hippocratic oath? I think it just mutated into the hypocritical oath.
Me to doctor just before my operation :"Where are you from then doc.?"
Him : "Iraq"
Me "Oh, shit. Where did you park your Merc.?"
Him : " I left it at the airport. I just got back from holiday in Pakistan. Do you want to see the pictures of me with the man who lives in the cave?"
Me : "Yes please. Nice beard. Can I go home now please, I don't feel very well?" |
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Gaz
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Joined: 17 May 2005
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Location: Toronto, ON
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:08 am |
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http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=66wrq53
"We'll just set aboot ye!"
Priceless haha! |
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remmy223
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:54 pm |
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@gaz c
fab vid thanks for posting the link.didnt anyone get him on vid giving the bloke a kickin???
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calv1n_klein
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Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 58
Location: on a good looking mans ass!
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:03 am |
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~gaz_c_85'
Having lived in Glasgow for most of my life I just about wet myself reading this ^^ You can just imagine the neddy eyewitness accounts as well:
American: 'Oh my god, the man was on fire and me and my wife just ran!'
Weedgie ned: 'Well me aun Chantelle were just goin by wi the wean, an we saw a pure bam on fire. I sed tae Chantelle tae wake the wean up so she greets an we can get on the front cover o' the record |
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Breddan Butter
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Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:26 am |
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This story is going to run and run.
The net is spreading.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6275918.stm |
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shuntbuzz
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Joined: 26 Jul 2004
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:15 am |
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Looks like Johnny Jihad is scraping the barrel of the idiot farms - long may this policy of recruiting stupid nutters continue! |
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battery
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:14 am |
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can somebody make me a little flash game where a cute wee scot moves from left to right at the bottom of the screen, booting out flaming terrorist cars in order to prevent them geting past into the airport?
I'll gladly do the graphics! |
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GordonBennett
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:49 am |
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I know why they are all doctors - it's so that no-one can read their written confessions |
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leccy
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:18 am |
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Although most comments are light-hearted, please spare a thought for the injured and wounded heroes fighting the war on terrorism from the front line
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Tommo Shanter
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:22 am |
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<br>^^^I'm surprised he hasn't been charged with physical assault and aggravated strangulation of the English language  |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Gnasher
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:37 am |
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All this happened while we were on holiday by a beach in Malaysia and the only 'news' available was via BBC World, the most craptastic news channel of them all. I was actually begging the hotel cable guy to plug in CNN or even Fox News!!!
But we got the interviews of the plucky Glaswegian counter-terrorist expert (English subtitles provided) and I'd buy him a brew any day. Of ALL the places in the UK the car bombers could have chosen, WHY choose Glasgow? WTF were they thinking?? I know you don't mess with Texans, but you absolutely DO NOT mess with Glasgae. |
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Craig007
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:41 am |
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We can't all chinwag fancy this! Oh stop it! You tease!
It's mair loch thes
On the subject of airports, you don't get many Scottish ATC's!
Sucklin' seven aicht seven, turn reit headin' thee tois zero tae close th' localiser frae th' left, report established.
Can you understand that |
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Tommo Shanter
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:05 am |
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Of course I can. I went to Aberdeen once for the First Footing. It was closed. Mind you it was Sunday.
Where else do you think I got my username from? |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Craig007
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:12 am |
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I always wondered... |
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