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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:10 pm |
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@mami Why?
First off, Ed's proven to be a first class idiot. Secondly, let's say he figures it all out. He's still made a trip to Singapore and spent all his money in the process. I've done a lot of things to this guy over two years pushing the envelope and expecting him to twig. He hasn't done it yet.
This guy leads a charmed life. Why can't we find any nasty people in Singapore?
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I don't have money on me..It is important you send me some money,so that I can use it to come to malaysia by tommorrow..I couldn't collect money from the western union office in singapore with payment slip Amy sent me..They didn't pay the money..This Oke probably duped Amy..I guess,by you must've seen the words in on the slip..I am very lucky,because the lady at the western union office in singapore was very friendly..If not they would've probably called the police.It is important you send me some money by tommorrow..because I need to part and parcel of this fight..I guess,you are right..If I hadn't asked Amy to come to singapore she wouldn't have enter this mess..We need to get her out before it too late..Amy means a lot to me..I look forward to your response. |
My God, I'm beginning to think I'd make a great wife. Too bad I'm the wrong gender. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:15 pm |
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@mami, my impression from listening to the calls is that Eddie has totally bought the yarn. I see no reason why PDS and MM should back off even a little. In fact, the higher they turn up the heat, the deeper Eddie keeps falling into the trap. He's way too hooked now to back down. This bait is a true masterpiece.
EDIT: Mr. Mugu was typing at the same time as me. When Eddie wrote "This Oke probably duped Amy" it makes it very clear that he has no suspicions. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:18 pm |
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If worse comes to worse, you could always get 4my to make a "private" call out of earshot of her kidnappers, telling 3d what they've been doing to her and where she is located. Voila, another safari so he can rescue his money.... or um I mean his honey
Love the phone calls! |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:30 pm |
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Hey guys, I don't at all mean to say that I don't want to see 3ddyboy suffering, getting into serious trouble, police, jail, his fellow lads etc etc. I just said that I was a little worried if you'd go over the top just a bit too much he might realize he is getting... scammed!! And I was afraid that when he realizes that, fun for us could be over... |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:40 pm |
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^^ It's ok mate, I think even if Amy got abducted by aliens at this stage, Ed wouldn't twig. The human mind (and even the scammer mind) is great at blocking out thoughts too painful to think. In Ed's case, that thought involves twiggage. He ain't going there. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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arranblonde
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Oct 2005
Posts: 115
Location: the front room
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:42 pm |
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this lad is leading a charmed life. How can the WU lady turn a blind eye to those comments. Even he says he was lucky! Grrrrrrrrr |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:55 pm |
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Ignorance is bliss . |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:44 pm |
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^^^^ So, what does monday hold for 3d? another wu trip, and figuring out how to get to 4my.... looks like fun to me |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:59 pm |
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For two days days I don't read and it's grown by 10 pages?! That means something interesting happens or the post-whores escaped from quarentine. Back off to page 19 to find out which... |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:39 pm |
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@callum. Short form is that Amy has been kidnapped by pirates and Ed is coming to the rescue.... real soon now. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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The Terminator
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 631
Location: Lurking In Shadows
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:04 pm |
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Did they leave a treasure map, you know, like "X" marks the spot .... |
_________________ Why do you waste mi time, I have all the time in the world .... Barrister Mohammad
I want to assure you that this transaction is legal, I have contacted my attorney and also
my boss Mr Mikhail Khodorkovsky who has recently been imprisoned .... Mr. Igor Ivanov
x4 - Number of lads presenting me forged police documents
I want a rose ....
Don't be sad, here's a rose for you-lotta ....
Thank You Lotta - I Shall Cherish It Forever .... |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:38 pm |
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Back to SPs suggestion. I was thinking along the same lines, with the relative coming to claim the inheritance.
I know you've run this before, but it could be a twist this time.
Instead of a relative, it is the LAWYER, hence why he's being so uncooperative.
Under estate law if there is no claimant the lawyer who has done the work on the case/file is entitled to claim the inheritance (total crap, but 3d'll believe it).
So the lawyer is lodging papers in the Malaysian High Court (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Court_of_Malaya) or better yet the Syariah Court... considering how much non-muslim lads like Shariah law!
How about getting Doug to organise a lawyer to defend 3d's case, but in order for him to defend his case he (obviously) needs to appear in person?
All you'd have to do is get D0ug to explain the situation to 3d, then get the "barrister" to send a statement of claim to 3d (or 3d's lawyer). This should light a fire of monumental proportions under 3d's arse. He could even be issued with 'court documents' stating that he is entitled until the statute of limitations sets in and he loses his right. So as long as he gets to kuala lumpur within however many days, it is still his.
BTW, Mr. Mugu LMAO @ "emo? emo? he said his name was emo?"
and when it all comes crashes down on 3d:
d0ug - "that guy was 7 dragons, remember him?"
3d - "ooooooh god.... " |
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fawnykate
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
Posts: 142
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:10 am |
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If 3d does run out of money, how about sending him a few copies of the "Big Issue" to sell on the streets of Singapore so he can afford his ticket to Kula Lumpa |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:30 am |
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^^^ I think we've ascertained quite a few times that Ed's hardly telling the truth when he talks about his money situation. While he is surely running out of money to some extent, as his trip has dragged on about ten times as long as he thought it would, I am sure he's still got enough for a while yet. This means he's either borrowing money from people he knows in Singapore, or perhaps he's accessing his larger account which is back in Nigeria.
Just another thought: perhaps the cellphone he's got on him has a camera in it? Surely we could get Ed to take some nice photos of different parts of Singapore for us. Perhaps 4my would want him to hunt down a place where they can get married and take photos of the different churches where it could be. Website photos just WON'T DO because she won't know how the church will look at this time of year. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:10 am |
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Amy tells ed that she's in the bathroom - - lol - whispering to him where she is...
http://media.putfile.com/amy-whispers-to-ed
Can you find the place where Amy screws up and then covers her arse? LOL Ed didn't notice. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
x12
*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:11 am |
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@fawnykate:
Are you Local?
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_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Bait Voyeur
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 38
Location: The Frozen North
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:29 am |
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@Eliza --
Sounds like you called him "D0ug" a couple of times...
Of course, since PDS (or was it MM) said "3d" wasn't his real name anyway, I could see where 3d wouldn't particularly notice. |
_________________ Do it. Go for the GOLD!!! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:32 am |
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Fer-de-Lance
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Jun 2007
Posts: 70
Location: Paradise Lost
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:39 am |
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I'm disappointed he didn't accept the marriage proposal. |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:51 am |
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Ok everyone -- I should sell tickets to this phone call......
Ed meets Usm4n.....
Double-O and I just pulled off a really good one.....HE speaks ed's language! If ed doesn't believe that Amy is kidnapped now, he's stupid....because just LISTEN!
http://media.putfile.com/ed-meets-usman |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
x12
*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:03 am |
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oh.... my.... god....
this takes baiting to an entirely new level.
3d is defending her honour! stroke of brilliance... Usm4n is a scary mofo... so calm and collected...
lmao @ 3d - "you greedy motherf*er "
3d - "you are going to f* my woman?! "
3d - "you think you are a psycho? I am more crazier than you!" |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:05 am |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:35 am |
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YES!! Double-O is back! Fantastic job!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:38 am |
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@Eliza & Double O, That was the best one yet! Ed is screwed, this just keeps getting better and better. |
_________________ ~
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:38 am |
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Looks like he's pissed now. |
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