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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:39 pm |
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Methinks he'll be sleeping with one eye open tonight!
http://media.putfile.com/George-Turns-Up-The-Heat |
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"I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:48 pm |
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Doubt he'd be sleeping at all (he's been kicked out of his hostel). |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:51 pm |
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Homer, it looks like we might have crossed paths.
http://media.putfile.com/Doug-talks-to-ed
Not safe for work... Doug tends to cuss a lot.
Given his agitation, I think it might be possible for a mini safari to Kuala Lumpur
Edit: Homer, that was perfect timing. It looks like you called him right after me. I had to mute my line at the end because my real phone was ringing and I was afraid that however talked on the answering machine might give away my real name or something.
Notice we both mention kneecapping? Must be Ozzi's favorite sport |
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  (team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:05 pm |
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mr.mugu, you own him. Nice call. Careful, you could start a lad war over there. That would be bad.  |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x  4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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magildo
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Mar 2007
Posts: 178
Location: faux-located
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:12 pm |
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I can't believe I'd been avoiding this thread because it was so long...
PsycheDelia, mr.mugu, Eliza, let me know if Am0 Ud0's contract gets picked up for another episode.
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 Bangkok -> Phuket (via bus) "i used my last money to pay for one day hotel accormodation fees with hope that you will arrive in Phuket"
Lagos -> Abuja "U just make me look stupid Alfred to all the receiption at Hilton Transcorp Hotel yesterday.."
"they have started beating the elderly boy that followed us and even seized that sign post." Larry
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:13 pm |
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Cripes. I've heard auctioneers that talk slower than 3d. |
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"I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:18 pm |
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Just sent him this in order to kind of cover why we called so close to one another.
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Ed, I only have .12 left on my calling card, so I'm sending you an email. The 7 dragons have called Ozzi and told him that they kidnapped Amy. Ozzi sent me an email and told me to call him. He is not pleased with my work so far. He told me that he wants me to come back and he's sending George to take care of the problem.
I am officially shitting myself. I need to go back to Phukett and find Oke and get him to talk NOW. I need you to either meet me in Phukett or Kulua as soon as you can get to either one. |
Oh, and he sent me this. Looks like he's figuring out the Skype thing, but nothing else
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| I got a call from your colleague George..He called me a with phone number ( +886277064034)that looks like the one you called me with it.You called me with this number (+886277064038)..The Nigerian Ugo called with this number (+886277314097)..Dougie,these three phone number are similar..They all carry the same country code +886 ( Taiwan)..Why are the phone numbers similar?..Anyway,the most important thing is to get Amy out..I forward the western union payment slip Amy forwarded to me..My full name is on it..You can use it to send me money..It is very important..I need to be involved in this fight,it is my personal fight..I look forward to your response. |
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x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:24 pm |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:25 pm |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:28 pm |
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The international forwarding is done through Thailand and that's why it is done like that.
Slap him for his idiocy. |
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"I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:33 pm |
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Yes - call him stupid - say that satellites pick up phone signals and the ones in that country are picked up by that one satellite. Tell him to keep his underwear on. |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
 
 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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arranblonde
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Oct 2005
Posts: 115
Location: the front room
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:39 pm |
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Gents - 2 good calls.
EDIT>Didn't see the posts above. Next bit now redundant>
Mr Mugu - could the reason you hung up on him was because one of Ozzie's henchman paid you a visit? You are OK but missing a couple of teeth. They said something about going to get that 8a5tard ed, so he had better get moving ....
superb how he trusts every word you say!
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Just as well he doesn't google:
http://www.7dragons.org/
kidnapped by a holistic healthcare corporation ... |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:54 pm |
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Now this is brilliant. A whole new twist to the developing story!!!  I can't believe what a sucker 3d is. can't wait to see whats next.  |
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:08 pm |
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| kidnapped by a holistic healthcare corporation ... Laughing |
It's something they do on the side. |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:18 pm |
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Lucky, been thinking about telling him the boss is from Kano. Lads don't like going up there because they have Sharia law.
@Homer, I've been thinking about sending him a picture of George. HHH or Chris Beniot? |
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x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:22 pm |
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Send him this. I love telling lads it is my personal bodyguard when I'm travelling:
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/c/curtishughes/04.jpg
If that doesn't work, I'll see if I can find something on my hard drive. |
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"I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:24 pm |
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^^^ Yeah, that would work. I want to make sure that he doesn't want George to take over the job. |
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x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:29 pm |
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List of Beef Cakes you might want to use:
1) Fedor(Pride FC)
2) Bas Ruten (UFC)
3) Hendorson (Pride)
4) Batista?
some more...
Tito, Silva, etc... |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:32 pm |
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You could also send a nice pick of Abdullah the Butcher. Tell him the scars were given to him during his initiation.
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6286/abbymv4.jpg |
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"I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:34 pm |
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 What about Terry Crew? Edit: Also adding Kimbo...
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EricEsch
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 10
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:48 pm |
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I think the MMA fighters like Fedor were the way to go, somewhat obscure and very scary looking. Though instead of using the relatively small 6'2 220-odd pound Fedor, I'd go with his 6'8 260 pounder "little" brother. Shouldn't take too much time to chop the bad parts out of these, and he's ethnically pretty close to Lithuania:
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Whocares
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jan 2006
Posts: 24
Location: Belgium
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:07 pm |
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@mami. No surprise, also off topic, but I've been happy for same reasons with Nigerians (females). They are, in general, extremely friendly, hospitable, and they can make a big party out of nothing. I arrived there, in Kaduna, the night they won the Olympics (football). 1996 I think. ALL night party, next day declared national holiday.
Unfortunately they have these criminals, and I'm eager to see 3d come to justice |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:10 pm |
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I can just imagine the caption on that second picture:
"Mr. Smith, Mr. Ozzi is verrrrry disapointed with you..." |
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x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:37 pm |
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I love George's call.
"I am not a sh*thead!" |
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"Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:03 pm |
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I really like how you guys are enjoying yourselves!!!!
However, if "we" wanna keep 3ddyboy hopeful and on the hook we might tone down a little to remain "believable" (if that's the right word).
Just a thought. |
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