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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:13 am

^^^ he IS a victim of 419... his OWN 419...

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 86

True.

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:30 am

Attention all: This is what a scammer sounds like when he s***s his pants...

So ed is now needing a new pair of underwear. I was to get someone to pretend to be a Nigerian scammer, but the guy was not online. I waited, and then Magildo offered to help. So, we called up 3d and made a deal with him that is going to be hard for him to resist - - although he wants to badly...

There are two files...we got disconnected....so we had to call back.

Now he is trying really hard to get me to pick up my phone. He's about to * himself.

3d is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pissed. Too bad I'm going to bed now and will sleep in tomorrow - - I won't be online (or able to be reached by phone) for hours!

Editing here - -- to add the first call (wasn't included a minute ago.

http://media.putfile.com/amy-magildo-first-call-lost

http://media.putfile.com/amy-and-magildo-call-scammer

http://media.putfile.com/amy-and-magildo-again

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:37 am

Bravo Eliza, bravo ... For you ---> Pretty Rose

<--- Li'lle boi Eddie

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:48 am

^^^ absolutely BRILLIANT twist.

bow_down

I am in awe. This bloke is so *ed.

hahahahah so much for loving amy! "She is not my fiance!" Crying or Very sad

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:23 am

Damn it! I'm stuck at work on a Sunday, and can't listen to the recordings here! Evil or Very Mad

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

It's evil. Twisted Evil

Is it Evil?!!

Sorry . . . having fun sitting back watching this all unfold.

--J.D.

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:37 am

very good.

Is it time for o22ie & / or some of his henchmen to call ed ? It would be good for him to know that they hold him totally responsible for amy's safety and well being. A bit more pressure ....

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

^^^^They are worried that she is drinking too much.

--J.D.

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:03 am

This is amazing Eliza!

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:10 am

@doc X

.... is the drinking related to how badly ed is treating his fianc�e? That wouldn't go down well in Lithuania if true.

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

^^^^I am sort of throwing that out.

All of the "troubles" she has experienced--drinking, drug bust--all happened AFTER she "met" 3d.

One can expand that as appropriate: the "Nigerian Lawyer" could be blaming 3d for these problems. Being a clever and evil man--remember, cannot trust them!--he could be telling her relatives about 3d--blaming him for everything.

Of course, this bait has expanded into some many wonderful directions . . . who knows? As with all, I await to know what the Evil Plan is that Eliza has cooked up.

--J.D.

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:46 am

This is great, he does care about Amy at least a little bit. (not that I'm surprised, she does have a sexy voice Wink

)

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:14 am

Isn't it about time for G3orge to tear another strip off this lad for being such an idiot?

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

"Do you have a calculator in your brain?"

EXCELLENT work! Man made 3d his bitch.

"Are you going to listen now?"

"I will sell her into slavery. I will cut her head off!"

3d: "You [CENSORED--Ed.]-hole!"

"It's all your fault."

Wow.

Wow!

--J.D.

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:16 pm

Now THAT is amazing. Ed used the F word, not once, but several times. I can't tell you how long I've waited to hear that. clapping

Mightily pissed off, and a week to go. Laughing

His desperation didn't stop him writing to his lawyer, though. I'll need to find yet another lawyer. Perhaps the new lawyer could be a Nigerian, with the same name as Amy's friend. That would shit him up. Very Happy

Quote:

To: ***********
CC:
Subject: TRANSFER OF ESTATE...I WAS LATE
Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2007 08:26:52 -0700 (PDT)

Show Full Headers Back To [INBOX]
Dear ********,
Sorry I couldn't make it on time to Bora Bora Beach Bar..I've never been to sentosa beach before,so it me time to locate the beach bar..I got to there by 9.35pm..When I got there they were already closing..We just have to rescheduled the meeting..It would've been easier if I had your contact phone number..I suggest you call me on this mobile phone number ******* .It is my personal mobile phone number..Anyway,My visa will be expiring by 6th June , 2007.***** told me you could assist me in getting a visa extension.It is important you contact me urgently,so that I can sign those document.
Secondily,the reason why ****** asked you give me 5000 Dollars is because I've run out of money.Presently,I only 15 singapore dollars on me..That is what Iam going to live on until your office opens on tuesday.Please,it is important you call me or come to my hotel at Hostel Mackenzie 114-A Mackenzie Road, Singapore.Iam in room number 409.I look forward to your urgent response.
Thanks and God bless.
******

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:29 pm

6 DAYS

O my, Singapore is only a small place but a trip to Changi prison would be nice. Except I guess it's a bit close to the airport.

Or

Back to Sentosa and swim to a boat waiting just off the small island it's only a small swim to international water from there.

Why doesn't he have a camera?

I think we need holiday snaps of his whole adventure Smile

BTW I got to the same bar to late one night Sad

Poor 3d I know exactly how he feels Smile

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:32 pm

The Lawyer could give Ed the necessary "documents" for the visa extension as their meeting can now be held only after July 7th as teh lawyer will be in Dubai or Timbuctoo till then on another inheritance claim case.

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:45 pm

Quote:

That is what Iam going to live on until your office opens on tuesday.

No, you'll need to think longer-term than that. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Could you say that another relative has come forward, and is staking a claim to the whole inheritance, their lawyer will be making their representations to claim the money on July 10th, so he needs to sign the paperwork before that date, otherwise the inheritance money will be frozen, that should give him the impetus to stay on until at least the 7th.

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:52 pm

^^ I took him there before SP, a while ago, just before he was named as the beneficiary, another cousin of the deceased came on the scene. She also died in a strange accident (fell into an industrial meat mincer at the pie factory). I forgot about her.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ I see, well, relatives do come out of the woodwork when money is mentioned, who knows, since the cousin died, and their estate came up, another relative heard the dead cousin was in line for this inheritance, and this relative is staking a claim to this inheritance money.

Where there's a will, there's a <strike>way</strike> relative Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:58 pm

Eliza, "you're my love guppy?" clapping

Doug's about to give him a call and ask him if he's heard from Amy....

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 86

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:

(fell into an industrial meat mincer at the pie factory)

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:39 pm

Maybe it's time for some phone-s3x with 3ddyboy to keep their relationship strong (e.g. that 3d just will go a bit further..)?

Off-topic: Who thinks that lads aren't happy?
A worldwide survey held by Durex shows that Nigerians are by far the most happy about their sexual lives (64% is happy with their sexlife).

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