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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:36 am |
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My main lad Marc has been hassling me to co-operate with Mister !kenna the security manager for a few weeks now.
Trouble is, that !kenna is quite a boring chap who is more interested in getting me to fill out forms etc.
Now I'm a bit of a football buff, so I decided I'd rather chat with my new brother Marc about the beautiful game. After all, we are brothers now so I want to get to know him better. And form filling is so dull.
So I asked him to tell me all about his football views, his favourite teams and players, and maybe his speculation on what transfers the new season may bring.
Here's what I got back:
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Dear Axxxxx,
From : <[email protected]>
Sent : 30 June 2007 08:34:34
To : [email protected]
Subject : Attention here
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Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="--------MB_8C989003D2B5012_1BDC_12DA8_WEBMAIL-MB08.sysops.aol.com"
Dear Axxxxx,
I am doing Just fine.All you have to do is to co-operate with the security company without any reservations.
I believe they will give you the all the required information you need to make the payment.
I like football just like you do my dear, but my favorite team is Manchester United,the defending champions.
Please do get back to Mr Ikenna so we can conclude with this transaction without further delay.
Take good care of yourself my Good Friend.
Marc |
Not exactly waxing lyrical is he?
And a bloody Man U fan as well.
Ah well, as a Manchester City fan, I feel our relationship may turn somewhat sour from now on. |
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Simba
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Joined: 19 Nov 2006
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Location: Bila Shaka
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:16 pm |
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A ManU Mugu.... 
Still, if you are a Citeh Bitter, then I am in the Mugu's corner on this one.....  |
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iMike
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Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:03 pm |
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Ask him if he wants the manager's job at Eastlands - anything would be better than Sven. |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:01 pm |
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@Mugatu So you're the one. I'd heard they had a fan somewhere. |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:05 am |
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^^ Har Har!
There are several thousand of us. As the gates at Eastlands prove every week. Well 40 thousand or so, in Manchester itself!
And that doesn't include us exiles in London or elsewhere that can't get to the home games!
I will torment this lad within an inch of his life. PURELY for saying he is a Manchester United fan!
It was always personal. But now he has made it doubly so!
HOLY SVEN JORAN ERIKSON FIYAAA!!!!!! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:43 am |
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<br>I hate Man. U almost as much as I hate mugus.  |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:37 am |
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Ask your lad what he thinks of that Thai PM Minister Thaksin Shinawatra buying out Man U 
There's a picture taken (during Scum.. I mean Man U's visit to Thailand) of Thaksin standing next to Fergie and holding a red shirt - that's all the proof you need....  |
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