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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:30 pm |
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^^ Jose, exactly.
I can't find any more suitable cams in Singapore. If anyone can, I'll direct him to them. Hopefully the cam stream will be on tomorrow anyway. It has to be on sometimes. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:41 pm |
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I can't wait fore more updates!
BTW Psyche, mr mugu & Eliza; |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:51 pm |
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I believe that however this ends I can die a happy man now.
This just in to Amy's account. He apparently hasn't looked at his incoming mail yet:
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Iam still waiting for the western union payment slip.My hotel rent expired 12.00 noon today..Yesterday,the owner of the hotel gave yesterday's night as a concession.I don't know why it taking you long to scan and forward the payment slip.Right now,I don't have any money on me.This is the vkind of situation I've been avoiding..I will have to find somewhere to pass to the night.I may sleep in a nearby car park.It is really fustrating..This morning when you called me,I was not happy with the way you were sounding on the phone..How can you go on a drinking spree with a guy you hardly know..To make matter worst,you went drunk.Iam not happy at all..Darlin', it seems you don't understand, in a matter of days or weeks we will be happily married..So the earlier you start behaving like a wife and the better for the two of us..
I've come all the way from Nigeria for us to get married..By now,we would've probably be in our honey moon..But look the stress and trouble the both of us have gone through to get to this stage..All I want is for us together hapily as husband and wife..You my soulmate..I can't imagine life without you.That is why Iam ready to go all the way for you..Iam ready to do anything to bring you joy and happiness..But it is time we start seeing ourselves as one ( husband and wife).I will always love you.Darlin',it is important you scan and forward the western union payment slip to mail box.I look forward to your response. |
Edit: Hey Eliza, he's ready to go all the way. How about making a pitstop on the Malaysian or Indonesian coast? Captured by pirates? Perhaps by the dreaded Nigerian pirate Captain Jack Sparrow? |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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EffinBeI
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 56
Location: No. Effin Way, Imatellin, YU
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:10 am |
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@ mr. mugu
Sorry if I'm missing something here, but this bait has more twists and turns then my drive home from the pub last night!! Is the webcam visit still on??? |
_________________ Arm3d B3110 to L1ghtn1ng M(Qu33n "Fuck you and take the money by your self and dont ever contact me again," |
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:18 am |
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:18 am |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:26 am |
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https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/my.html |
Huh, no border with Singapore. I see the CIA are on the ball as ever |
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DIE MUDER FUCKER
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:28 am |
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https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/rp.html
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_________________ Welcome to the Outerlimits of the Twilight Zone mugu Oga; it's all in your head and so am I!
Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877
In the spirit of [oss] Col. Hogan's credo, "You'll assist fellow victims, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy's operations." [the cia didn't tell me to say that and hls didn't either; guess who did] |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:37 am |
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MR Mugu, I have to agree that that must be one of the best replies ever.
It's short, concise and covers all of his pain.
I hope he enjoyed sleeping in a car park last night. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:42 am |
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Eddie doesn't even know what "stress and trouble" are. If he thinks it's been rough recently, he's in for a supremely unpleasant surprise in another day or two. His troubles haven't even started yet.
An utterly sublime bait. I'm envious! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:04 am |
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Perhaps I should mention that Amy has to travel on the Straits of Malaaca. Except for off the coast of Somalia, probably the biggest current pirate haven on the planet. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:15 am |
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2 beautiful women, money, mafia, international intrigue, phone sex, tragic lawnmower accidents and now pirates?
There's no way this lad is going to want to leave Singapore without a face to face meet with someone! Hopefully the police and or immigration officials.
...and subsequently the cane-man, that would be a real crowd-pleaser |
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:40 am |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:00 am |
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I hope he does wake up early, so he won't miss wu.... and meeting with local security people.... |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:07 am |
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ummm...done very quickly and on little sleep...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvL4v09iHc |
_________________ "I was contemplating with me...I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said." -Mr. Robert Kofi
"Please when ever you are writing to the bank
try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
"I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all your senses?" - Mr. Robert Kofi again |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:09 am |
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I want to call his phone so badly - but I don't want to be calling when the police have him!!!
I could always wait and see if he answers and if he doesn't and it's police or something, I could always speak a different language than English - Bonjourno! Como esta? Tu mama suka la minkya del tu padre e tu vedi! (ok maybe my spelling isn't correct....LOL) |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:09 am |
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Well it's 10 am over so I expect 3d should be reporting into someone pretty soon.
The suspense is killing me. |
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:13 am |
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Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
Bonjourno! Como esta? Tu mama suka la minkya del tu padre e tu vedi! (ok maybe my spelling isn't correct....LOL) |
Not bad for a humin. |
_________________ Welcome to the Outerlimits of the Twilight Zone mugu Oga; it's all in your head and so am I!
Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877
In the spirit of [oss] Col. Hogan's credo, "You'll assist fellow victims, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy's operations." [the cia didn't tell me to say that and hls didn't either; guess who did] |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:13 am |
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leia - that was funny!
I need to learn how to do something like that - - what program do you have? |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
x12
*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:14 am |
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I think that was Windows Movie Maker (included with XP). |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:17 am |
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it's windows movie maker ... i just saw "pirates" and thought "we need a trailer!"
I am in awe of you guys |
_________________ "I was contemplating with me...I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said." -Mr. Robert Kofi
"Please when ever you are writing to the bank
try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
"I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all your senses?" - Mr. Robert Kofi again |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:20 am |
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@ Mind Freak - - come on - give me some credit I'm American! LOL So it's odd that I can understand Italian and speak a little (I can't read or write it) I also understand and can speak some other languages, too - - BUT - with the Caveat - - I am American - - the only language I am fluent in is English.....but I know bits and pieces of Urdu, Arabic, Hebrew, Italian, Spanish, French, and can give a cursing in German....oh I also know a few Greek words....and a few Cantonese... |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
x12
*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:21 am |
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LOL @ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvL4v09iHc
Nice job! |
_________________ Welcome to the Outerlimits of the Twilight Zone mugu Oga; it's all in your head and so am I!
Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877
In the spirit of [oss] Col. Hogan's credo, "You'll assist fellow victims, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy's operations." [the cia didn't tell me to say that and hls didn't either; guess who did] |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:21 am |
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:21 am |
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I know German too....
Boob in Housers. |
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