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crossfire
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 1152
Location: ten light years away
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Folks, Please take two aspirin and PM NN
No really, I hate when a post is moved and theirs no "Edit moved here, bla bla bla" note to the poster. |
_________________ Click here to mass bait lotto lads
Greetings to you...
Note: Your fund with us is not in liquid form but in Bank Check
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Osama Bin Laddin's hard Rocket [mask:1]<drmkhoza@unionplus>[/mask:1]
please send my details on how to reach you thanks <[email protected]>
PLEASE RESPECT YOUR SELF BY SENDING ME FAKE INFORMATION OK <tony_emeka>
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:43 am |
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Bicyclists who treat red lights like stop signs annoy me. How come they get to run red lights but if I do it I'll get a ticket?! If they are allowed to ride in the street they should be made to register their bikes, have tags, pay $130 for the stupid little STICKER w/ the year on it every 2 years, & get insurance.
I hate people in the passing/fast/speeding lane doing the freaking speed limit passing absolutely no one. It's even more irritating when they have cut you off while you're exceeding the speed limit & they are driving Miss Daisy.
People who keep hitting their brakes when the car in front of them is at least 80 feet away.
Student drivers. I know they have to learn but must it be done at rush hour???
People who don't know how to parallel park. People who can't parallel park in a space big enough for a tractor trailer. It's not that hard. There is a process, it's the same every time, what is so hard about that?! I also hate people who don't know how to back into spaces. People who take more than 2 attempts to pull into a space should be banned.
People who speed up when they see you want to get in their lane. They speed up enough so you can't change lanes, but they won't pass you either, they just hang in your blind spot. Evil bastards should be whipped in the town square.
Men drivers.
People who abuse/mistreat children & animals, they should be under the jail.
Stupid people. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Chief2B
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 365
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:08 am |
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^^^^Well, that takes care of about 99.9% of the worlds population! |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:06 am |
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Having root canal surgery this week really blows. Sorry Reprob8, I consumed 30 of your friends in the last ten days and I will need one last one tonight. My little girl ate half my Vicodin supply during her root canal experience two months ago.
What really spews is that I was looking at the digital x-rays on a nice 30 inch LCD monitor in the periodontist's office three months ago. He was looking at the nice gum line while I was looking at the hole in the root and wondering what that was all about. He sent the files as an email attachment to my dentist but they were not in a format that he could open. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:22 pm |
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connie
i will take your place i just love having my teeth drilled.
try it without the novocaine,sit back ,close your eyes and relax.
honest it doesnt hurt
i did once ask the dentist to pull a tooth without the injection to to see how
much pain was involved but he refused on ethical grounds.
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bike shop
you are bauitfull i will show the picture to my kid
Death man walking.
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:40 pm |
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@ Chief I'm glad I covered that much. I think people in general sux. I'm always amazed that as a species we haven't killed ourselves off already. What did the dinosaurs ever do to warrant mass extinction? |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:42 pm |
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People who continually inject politics in their posts on a board not dedicated to politics. |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:48 pm |
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^^^^I totally blame that on the Democrats. |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:56 am |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:05 pm |
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BA:
And see I would have thought on this board we would blame it all on Tony Blair since he resigned |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:24 pm |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:18 pm |
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*Grumble* bloody bitch, goes off with him... grrrrrrr.....
Now I feel better.
*Cocks shotgun*
Somewhat. |
_________________ "SETAN WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO HEIL"- barrister richard knowles, my first ever bait! (And a suspected Nazi by the looks of it)
"DR RALPH IS A DOCTER YOU CAN RELY ON I NEVER FAILED IN MY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS " - Dr. Ralph MD, esteemed doctor, purveyor of prostitutes est. 1977
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:53 am |
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justjay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 2412
Location: ~Data Miner & Esoteric Trivia Collecter~
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:51 am |
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^^Not for nothing. Just count it as practice. As in practice makes perfect. |
_________________ Dubitando ad veritatem pervenimus
aa419.org member
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:11 pm |
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People at work that call you on friday saying my copier doesnt work. You tell them ok try unplugging it and plugging it back in. They say they will in a minute and hang up. This is right before lunch. No calls from that area for rest of day, so problem fixed right? Get call this morning, our copier still isn't working we need to get someone from xerox out here today! Like they can just drop everything and drive 100 some odd miles because 1 of our 5 xeroxes is broken. |
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"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:32 pm |
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thefife wrote: |
Bicyclists who treat red lights like stop signs annoy me. How come they get to run red lights but if I do it I'll get a ticket?! If they are allowed to ride in the street they should be made to register their bikes..... |
I agree. I am a driver, not a cyclist, and am very cycle-aware and appreciate the dangers cyclists face. However, cyclists expect to be treated like vehicles on the road, and then proceed to ignore all rules which apply to other vehicles. Especially the one about pedestrians having right of way on pedestrian crossings
Not to mention riding on the sidewalks. |
_________________ With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:46 pm |
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Wal Mart management, workers, and customers. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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frankireland
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2003
Posts: 1171
Location: Dublin
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:48 pm |
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1.people who sign their posts on this or anyother forum.
2. horrible weather, it's supposed to be summer!
3. bus drivers who stop when traffic lights are orange. |
_________________ the doctor said that i think so much that was why i was badly attack by sickness
HOW CAN YOU EAT YOUR CAKE AND HAVE IT?
what i suggest we do is since you want to go into importation of drugs are you sure it is a good business venture to invests the funds in ?
Fake bank kills
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3strikes_out
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Nov 2004
Posts: 372
Location: Los Poblanos, Los Chilangos... de Durango...de Sonora...Sinaloa
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:39 pm |
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1.People who take forever to decide what they want in a fast food restaurant and then ask a bunch of menu questions like they are at a fine steak and chop house.
2. Dumb store clerks who cannot figure out how to operate the lotto machine. For example, I bought 2 Mega Millions tickets and the clerk had a blank stare on her face. What is so difficult about this?
3. My sportsbook saying they no longer send payouts by means of Western Union. It was always fun filling out the slip and actually collecting unlike some of our lads. Now I have to wait 30 days to receive a check. |
_________________ Dear steve,
i have gone to collect the money and i was told there was no such
transaction,i wonder why you are this terriable.-Moahammed Ayodele
But you see me holding this sign for you and still not impress for the work I did. -Kumal Umal
...you still went ahead to make more payment to them without my knowledge, well that is so disgosting. -Charles Soludo |
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drew.p.coque
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 383
Location: front, and low. lower!
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:58 am |
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dicks who crash into my parked car, and drive off !!
yaaaaarrrHHHH ! |
_________________ *this deal is like a straw to a drowning man -chuck solodu
*Call me on my direct line so that we can talk for batter understanding-Aziz
*bank valued at USD 11.5M, left in account number:$286-41732-55
*THANKS FOR PLAYING WITH MY TIME, PLEASE KINDLY FORGET ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:36 am |
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some knob has just crashed into my car in one of those new skodas
there a right mess,jam and sponge evrywhere
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bike shop
you are bauitfull i will show the picture to my kid
Death man walking.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:55 am |
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<br>Where do I start?
1. Cold callers on the telephone, when I've registered with the TPS
2. Chavs. Especially chavs on monkey bikes on the pavement.
3. Mancs. (see 2 above)
4. Mockneys like Guy "Gor Blimey" Richie
5. People who shout on mobile phones. Hello! This is 21st century technology not two tin cans connected by a piece of string.
6. People who wear their baseball caps back to front, and sideways.
7. Fip-flops. Feet aren't pretty. We don't want to see them.
8. Bad or indifferent service. Hello, do you want my money or not?
9. Beer guts and builders bums on women. Especially if they are wearing thongs.
10. Muppets using mobile phones whilst driving
11. Chelsea tractors (see above)
12. Morrisons
13. Speeding motorists. Especially when they are on their mobiles.
That's it for now. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Oldbutnotmoldy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 21
Location: Land of the exploding volcano's
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:34 pm |
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Taxes, terrorists, people who drive through red lights and any race of people (mine included) who think they are better than anyone else and proceed to kill inocent people in the name of god.........and what happened to morals in todays world? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:47 pm |
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Jet lag and the ever pricey Euro. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:58 am |
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Thieves who steal your ski's while you sit inside babysitting your little cousin so your dad can do one last run with your uncle . I feel sorry for my dad though the cost of repaying the hire company for those ski's were $350 Aus. Thieverying people |
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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