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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:30 pm

^^ Jose, exactly.

I can't find any more suitable cams in Singapore. If anyone can, I'll direct him to them. Hopefully the cam stream will be on tomorrow anyway. It has to be on sometimes.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:41 pm

I can't wait fore more updates! Very Happy

BTW Psyche, mr mugu & Eliza; Thumbs up

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:51 pm

I believe that however this ends I can die a happy man now. Very Happy

This just in to Amy's account. He apparently hasn't looked at his incoming mail yet:

Quote:

Iam still waiting for the western union payment slip.My hotel rent expired 12.00 noon today..Yesterday,the owner of the hotel gave yesterday's night as a concession.I don't know why it taking you long to scan and forward the payment slip.Right now,I don't have any money on me.This is the vkind of situation I've been avoiding..I will have to find somewhere to pass to the night.I may sleep in a nearby car park.It is really fustrating..This morning when you called me,I was not happy with the way you were sounding on the phone..How can you go on a drinking spree with a guy you hardly know..To make matter worst,you went drunk.Iam not happy at all..Darlin', it seems you don't understand, in a matter of days or weeks we will be happily married..So the earlier you start behaving like a wife and the better for the two of us..
I've come all the way from Nigeria for us to get married..By now,we would've probably be in our honey moon..But look the stress and trouble the both of us have gone through to get to this stage..All I want is for us together hapily as husband and wife..You my soulmate..I can't imagine life without you.That is why Iam ready to go all the way for you..Iam ready to do anything to bring you joy and happiness..But it is time we start seeing ourselves as one ( husband and wife).I will always love you.Darlin',it is important you scan and forward the western union payment slip to mail box.I look forward to your response.

Edit: Hey Eliza, he's ready to go all the way. How about making a pitstop on the Malaysian or Indonesian coast? Captured by pirates? Perhaps by the dreaded Nigerian pirate Captain Jack Sparrow?

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:10 am

@ mr. mugu

Embarassed

Sorry if I'm missing something here, but this bait has more twists and turns then my drive home from the pub last night!! Is the webcam visit still on???

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:18 am

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/my.html

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/sn.html

BUTT LONG PAGE BLOWOUT LINK

Cool

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 86

Ar! http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0WDQ/is_2005_March_21/ai_n13458326
Pirates seems like a good plan.
Edit: Maybe make him travel to the Philippines to retrieve Amy?

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:26 am

Quote:

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/my.html

Huh, no border with Singapore. I see the CIA are on the ball as ever Cool

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:28 am

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/rp.html

hehe Jolly Roger

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:37 am

MR Mugu, I have to agree that that must be one of the best replies ever.
It's short, concise and covers all of his pain.

I hope he enjoyed sleeping in a car park last night. Smile

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:42 am

Eddie doesn't even know what "stress and trouble" are. If he thinks it's been rough recently, he's in for a supremely unpleasant surprise in another day or two. His troubles haven't even started yet. Twisted Evil

An utterly sublime bait. I'm envious! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:04 am

Perhaps I should mention that Amy has to travel on the Straits of Malaaca. Except for off the coast of Somalia, probably the biggest current pirate haven on the planet.

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:15 am

2 beautiful women, money, mafia, international intrigue, phone sex, tragic lawnmower accidents and now pirates? Shocked

There's no way this lad is going to want to leave Singapore without a face to face meet with someone! Hopefully the police and or immigration officials. Twisted Evil

...and subsequently the cane-man, that would be a real crowd-pleaser

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:40 am

you went drunk

clapping

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

I hope he does wake up early, so he won't miss wu.... and meeting with local security people.... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:07 am

ummm...done very quickly and on little sleep...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvL4v09iHc

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:09 am

I want to call his phone so badly - but I don't want to be calling when the police have him!!!

I could always wait and see if he answers and if he doesn't and it's police or something, I could always speak a different language than English - Bonjourno! Como esta? Tu mama suka la minkya del tu padre e tu vedi! (ok maybe my spelling isn't correct....LOL)

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:09 am

Well it's 10 am over so I expect 3d should be reporting into someone pretty soon.

The suspense is killing me.

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:13 am

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

Bonjourno! Como esta? Tu mama suka la minkya del tu padre e tu vedi! (ok maybe my spelling isn't correct....LOL)

Not bad for a humin. Smile

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:13 am

leia - that was funny!

I need to learn how to do something like that - - what program do you have?

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 86

I think that was Windows Movie Maker (included with XP).

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:17 am

it's windows movie maker ... i just saw "pirates" and thought "we need a trailer!" Very Happy

I am in awe of you guys bow_down

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:20 am

@ Mind Freak - - come on - give me some credit Laughing

I'm American! LOL So it's odd that I can understand Italian and speak a little (I can't read or write it) I also understand and can speak some other languages, too - - BUT - with the Caveat - - I am American - - the only language I am fluent in is English.....but I know bits and pieces of Urdu, Arabic, Hebrew, Italian, Spanish, French, and can give a cursing in German....oh I also know a few Greek words....and a few Cantonese...

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:21 am

LOL @ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvL4v09iHc

Nice job! bow_down

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:21 am

"Cherry!"

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 86

I know German too....
Boob in Housers. Laughing

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