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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:32 pm |
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^^^^^ What he said |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:57 pm |
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Worf wrote: |
There is a website that lists the different immigration check points and phone numbers.
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If only they had webcams.. |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:26 pm |
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First of all, You guys are awesome! I have been hooked on the thread every day since the lad landed in Singapure. This is just great!
I think the best way is to keep him on the leash is to have the lawyers to contact him and giving the option of extending his visa for 10 more days, and covering the airfare for his return back, since they "feel" guilty that they could not meet all this time
At the same time, working the angle with 4my that she is coming to town and that he just need to hold ust a bit. Having all those things line up, will make him feel comfortable
I can't wait what will happen next |
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The False Italian
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:42 pm |
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The mugu somehow must present "documents" from the lawyer to the authorities that contain large parts of stuff in Malay, Mandarin or Tamil where his fraudulent exploits are described in detail.
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Hello, I am a criminal from Nigeria. Please call the police and arrest me. My my passport is forged but I have my real documents with me. Please perform a cavity search. I like it. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:43 pm |
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Just one thing you're mistaken about: lust, hormones, libido and such just don't belong in the same sentence as this lad. Believe me, I've known him a long time. The only thing that would give numbnuts there even a semi hard-on is cash, and the idea of successfully stealing some. He's chasing cash here, and 4my is his route not only to pots of cash, but his gateway to Europe, he thinks. He has all the sex drive of a castrated tortoise on saltpetre and barbiturates. It's amazing he was ever conceived in the first place, if in fact he was conceived, and not shat in a Port Harcourt gutter by a passing mongrel. I would guess his Dad was also a guy man, and stole a few naira from his mum's purse while the lights were out.
It's beginning to look like he'll be going home. It pisses me off, but I've hit a wall, I feel. Ah well, at least he travelled. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:24 pm |
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I think there is stil hope to leave him, in giving something to look forward to. You have managed to keep him on the bait for so long, i am sure he can hold just abit more Meeting with the lawyer and getting visa extention, will calm him down. An, maybe, if they lawyer will somehow set up an account in a local bank in order for him to take out some cash for him smoth things up localy |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:35 pm |
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PDS -- You may be right (you know the lad better than the rest of us) but at this point it's worth a try, you have nothing to lose by pressuring him to stay another day.
But even if he goes home as currently scheduled, you have the satisfaction of knowing that you have already screwed him over royally, with one of the longest and most expensive safaris in baiting history. You and Mr. Mugu deserve HUGE kudos for that alone. It still boggles my mind that you got this turd from Lagos to Singapore! That's one hell of a trip!
If you can take it one step higher, great. If not, you still should be popping champagne corks for a job well done. Eddie's life is not going to be a picnic when he goes home empty-handed. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:09 pm |
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It's just so damn frustrating to know that he's in the ideal place, and if he and his passport were properly investigated, he'd really be screwed. You're right, we can derive some satisfaction from his torment over the past week or so, but the best outcome would be getting him arrested, and there seems to be little chance of that. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:15 pm |
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The False Italian wrote: |
The mugu somehow must present "documents" from the lawyer to the authorities that contain large parts of stuff in Malay, Mandarin or Tamil where his fraudulent exploits are described in detail.
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Hello, I am a criminal from Nigeria. Please call the police and arrest me. My my passport is forged but I have my real documents with me. Please perform a cavity search. I like it. |
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TFI: Excellent idea. I'm on it. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:21 pm |
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By the sounds of it I wouldn't give up on that idea. When does his VISA actually run out? If it runs out the day after his flight is supposed to leave then he'll be in big trouble for overstaying when he does eventually try to leave. Once they investigate the overstaying they'll notice all the fake documents. Therefore making him miss that flight will probably end up in him getting arrested for these other things.
Therefore, as many other people have said, all the effort should go into making him miss this flight. If he thinks that he's getting $7 million on Saturday then that's an awfully big incentive for him to stick around, especially if he thinks that everything is covered regarding an extended visa and a pre-paid alternative flight. I mean if I was a scammer I'd hang around for another day if I truly believed that's what I was going to get. If someone can put together a truly believable visa extension and a truly believable alternative airline ticket to send to him then I think we have a good chance to keep him in Singapore. 4my would just be the icing on the cake. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:33 pm |
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yrubraj is right. There are the elctronic tickets.... that can keep on the believe. I will look around for vi3a docs |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:43 pm |
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I know ideally we want him to think he's getting on a boat after the transaction is complete (correct me if I'm wrong here), which does complicate things a little as there's no point in offering alternative airline tickets if we actually aren't saying he's going to need them. Is there some type of confirmation that could be sent to him regarding him getting on this boat? Something that will make him forget about trying to catch his flight. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:52 pm |
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Ok I just got off the phone with 3d. I have talked to him for about an hour and won't be posting all of the convo - I had to hang up on him a few times, so there were 3 calls in all. In the last, he asks me for western union. I asked if it was a union that keeps employees from getting fired - and then when I was writing it down - I called it Westy Union - and he had to keep explaining it. It took him 20 minutes to get me to find out what it was. LOL
So I have a "Westy Union" slip and am going to go ask a friend to write in Mandarin on it - - The man receiving this money is a Nigerian criminal. Call the police. He has fake ID on him. Ask why he is in Singap0re. He will say that he is trying to collect an inheritance. It is a common 419 Nigerian scam.
Editing to add - I'll post the info HERE so you guys can email it to him from 4my's account. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
Last edited by Eliza_Doolittle on Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:58 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:58 pm |
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X 1,000
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:04 pm |
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Very nice, good thinking with the Western Uni0n idea. Just a suggestion that it might be a better idea to use MoneyGr4m so that he can't check the fake MTCN on the internet. He may not try this, but with MoneyGr4m he'll only know it's fake once he's actually at the office.
If you want to make the switch perhaps tell him that you contacted a friend about this "Westy Union" thing and he said it wasn't anywhere near as secure as MoneyGr4m?
Good thinking with writing the Mandarin - hopefully the cashier will recognise what's going on and call the cops. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:19 pm |
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well - in English, it says
"Sent Secure mode. Transfer status not to be made available online." The rest will be in Mandarin.
My Mandarin friend had to go look at a house she's thinking of buying. She says she will be back in a short while and will fill out the form for me. She has heard of scammers and thinks this is funny. LOL
Anyway, as for my slip........It's a totally fake slip that I have....
And here's the call http://media.putfile.com/amy-persuades-scammer-to-stay-in-singapore
I think 4my will have a lot of problems with this Westy union thing before the slip can get sent to him! (So when I post - wait to send it - LOL) |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:24 pm |
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^^^^ That's good thinking, especially when it comes to having lots of problems filling it out. Get him to take you through every last little step of it, make some stupid errors etc. He's finally getting some money (supposedly) so make him work for it! |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:29 pm |
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Yeah - the english translator will probably not be there. So she's going to get frustrated trying to communicate with the people to try to get this money sent.
She will call him and ask him questions. It will be entertaining.
Even more entertaining will be when 4my tells him that she met a really nice guy who just happened to be from Nigeria -- who was working in the office - and he helped her get the form filled out.
And Voila - I bet that nice Nigerian screws up the form and takes the money! |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:33 pm |
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If you could get someone next to you when making the call who can at least make it sound like they know Mandarin that would be even better. You could say something along the lines of "I'll put you over to the Western Union clerk but they honestly can't speak much English" and he (or she, perhaps you could do it yourself with a different voice) can talk to him pretending to be the clerk.
I've heard your acting so far which is amazing, perhaps you can pull off a Chinese sounding voice as well? |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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fun2scam
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 100
Location: 33� 55' South 151� 17' East
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:53 pm |
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I've been following this bait since day 1 and love it...
Just an idea... because the lawyer feels guilty about making him waste time in Sg, could he arrange for an official letter that the lad can present to the ticketing counter at any time to get a ticket without cost to him... At least then he wouldn't be as worried about the cost of changing his details...
Of course if the letter had tip offs for officials in Cantonese it might be even better. That way, if everything with 4my goes tits up, he might still present the letter from the Minister for SOmething Important when he tries to re-book his ticket..
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_________________ you are a nigeria and i know you are a scammer/thief |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:30 am |
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fawnykate
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
Posts: 142
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Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:55 am |
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Thought I would just mention that , even though this lad is a scumbag , it is still wrong (illegal?) to lure someone into committing a crime by deception, ( over staying a visa ) by issueing them with fake visa extensions.
I only mention this as I would hate to see anyone on here become liable for their actions, incase this lad gets arrested (which I would love to see BTW)
Great Bait BTW , I love Ms Dolittles phone calls, and follow 3dds escapades with unhealthy gusto |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:28 am |
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/\/\/\ The lad traveled with a fake passport all on his own. I'm pretty sure that will be the focus of any investigation. He already has fake travel docs, so who's to say they won't think he's forged the rest himself? Even if the lad convinces LEO that he was sent fake docs by a "joker", he's ultimately responsible for trying to pass them as real.
One other little thing, who would LEO come after? Eliza's, Psyche's or mr mugu's character's? Too much trouble to go chasing ghosts when they've got a live lad right in front of them |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:32 am |
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4my has problems sending money via Western Union
http://media.putfile.com/5-26-call4
She also tells him to wipe the word "Sucker" across his forehead off because whoever told him he needed that much money to get out of Singap0re was full of shit. I said that sounds like a scam to me. LOL
So - 4my calls him back....and she is having a hard time with him. BTW she's stying outside near the Gypsy_Village. I had to think of something and google quickly - - so that's where she is......
Tell 3d that she was having phone problems and can't get through to him again today....
http://media.putfile.com/5-26-call5 |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:22 am |
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Is it too simple just to alert customs to the fact that someone travelling under the name of xxx on flight yyy is traveling on fake docs? Surely that isn't violating 3rd party rules - they'd love it: bit of excitement. |
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