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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
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Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:06 am |
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As many of you know, I am retired U.S. Army.
A Man I served with for many years Recently retired and has bought the house behind mine. He has done some baiting over the years on my prompting. He doesn't think he is good enough to join this group and I have told him otherwise.
He claims he will join when he gets his cable hooked up. (Since he moved in last month he has been piggybacking on my wireless and I know he will read this). But I am not sure he will join as promised. When you leave a structured lifestyle like the Army it sometimes takes a while to merge into mainstream "civilianhood".
Here is the deal. I need you to all to let him know that it's ok for him to join us here.
Let's just call him "Major" for now because I know he hates that.
Help me out folks and we will get a new member that is worth his weight in gold. Good man.
Thanks everyone. |
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crashhoot
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B. A. Ware
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Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:18 am |
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Yes, with his new follie of frollicing fucia foals I understand your point. However I have known this man for almost 20 years and I know that he has my back.
EDIT:^^^ The Major is using my account for now. B.A. Ware |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
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Location: Vegas, baby!
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:46 am |
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@Major- Has BA mentioned that there will be a small demurrage fee for your use of his internet connection?  |
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B. A. Ware
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Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:49 am |
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Heh heh,
I'm sending it to him through western union. |
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it wasn't me
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Joined: 18 Feb 2007
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Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:58 am |
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Hi Major,
Can we get some photo's of you naked on horse back too? If so, welcome my boy, welcome  |
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B. A. Ware
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:03 am |
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I don't know how well you know the Colonel but I saw that pic of him and you can bet that isn't the worst he's ever done. |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:10 am |
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Statements like that require photographic evidence.... sent to me by PM |
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B. A. Ware
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Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:15 am |
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I'll see what I can find. I know I have a few photos of him in the old days. He's mostly just shined a chair with his ass for the last few years.
He won't see this will he. Oh shit I'm gonna hear about this. |
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B. A. Ware
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:18 am |
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Update.
The Colonel has gone to bed so we can launch an all out attack on him.
Heh heh. |
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:21 am |
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Don't ask, don't tell. |
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B. A. Ware
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:30 am |
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Dr. Who
The Colonel is stone cold. It would take a much worse insinuation to rile him up than that.
If you want to get his dander up you need to insinuate that he can't hold his own in a stressful situation.
You guys are going to get me in trouble. |
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B. A. Ware
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:47 am |
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Oh yeah,
And he's scared of heights. Kind of funny for a guy who jumps out of airplanes. |
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Dionysius
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2004
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B. A. Ware
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:55 am |
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Heh heh,
Maybe, but I don't know. I saw the guy smack down an Iraqi for whistling. He said it took his mind off of the "situation" |
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B. A. Ware
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:04 am |
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I'm gonna hit the rack.
The Colonel has been trying to get me to join you good folks. I think I might give it a try. After talking with you I think I might have a go at it.
I have done a little baiting, but not nearly as much as the Colonel. I think I have the basics down though. I might give it a shot. All he has been talking about lately is killing banks. Maybe I can fill the void that he has left with his baits.
Thanks to all of you that have talked with me. Good night. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
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Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:10 am |
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Maybe I can fill the void that he has left with his baits.
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What? B A Ware's getting you to fill his void? 
In which case,
B A Ware! |
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Inspector Gadget
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| And he's scared of heights. Kind of funny for a guy who jumps out of airplanes. |
It isn't the height that should scare him, it's the rapidly approaching ground. |
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:14 am |
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@ Major - You couldn't be any worse than B. A. Ware, come on board!
(runs and hides for cover... rumour has it the colonel carries a cane...)
EDIT: Rumour also has it sarcasm isn't B. A. Ware's preferred method of humour... sorry mate, it was a joke!        |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:49 am |
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| I am retired U.S. Army |
Why? Couldn't they take anymore of your ..... whatever ... |
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Harry Bawls
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Joined: 19 Oct 2006
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:16 am |
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Major,
I am an ex-military man myself. I was a five star General. In my free time i joined the RCMP, and was a master spy with the CIA. I am now the director of the FBI.
OK, all of that was BS, but come on, join fer crissakes! If you are anything like B A Ware, you will love it here! |
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Jeff
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Joined: 28 Jun 2006
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:19 pm |
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Bit of a hijack B.A.W. Thanks for the software warning sent on the other forum. |
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persephone
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:52 pm |
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I am a bit puzzled by this recruiting thing. I think it is up to people themselves whether to join or not. If people need 'recruiting' I wonder if they are going to stick around. If people pose an interest to baiting I always tell them to take their time, read around the forum a bit, have a good laugh and see if it is something they want to spend their time on. I know numerous people whose skills and abilities would be a great contribution to this site and the fight against scams, but it never occured to them to ask them to join or even open a thread and ask other members to encourage them.
Major, read, browse, have a good laugh. If you feel that this is something you would like to do, feel welcome. |
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B. A. Ware
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:32 pm |
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^^^persephone,
It's B.A. Ware this time.
He has been baiting for a while. He does well and likes it. I'm not trying to get him to bait, I'm trying to convince him to stop lurking here and join the eater. |
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persephone
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 Yep, I can see it is you. After all, your username and avatar were on the left side of your post??? I really think I must be missing something today. Or you are not making sense.  |
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