Re-educating Lotto Lads - who said they can't be fun ?

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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:56 am

I hate Lotto Lads - so i thought I'd do some mass re-education Very Happy

and get my first ever trophy picture

They e-mail me - it's my lucky day

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Dear Ivor Swolin Gonad

This is to inform you that you have been cleared a winner in the Sachsen Lotto-GmbH Online Promotions program.

New EC regulation requires them to send me a trophy picture so I write back.

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Hi Mr John

I am so pleasing to get your notice of winning but now it is EC Law of Europe to all Lottery that you must be identifying to me.

Further re-education required

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Hi Mr Julia

This is the weblinking for this new Law

http://www.datainspektionen.se/puo/samrad/personuppgiftsansvar_kliniska.shtml

If you did not know this you have Lottery aganst all Law. It is now high strict verboten and no good. I can do not contact any person.

They already knew about the Law Very Happy

- I can't wait

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Hello Ivor,

We already know about what you sent to us,you can not imagine a lottery company not knowing that?

Anyway,we shall be sending you what you have requested,so that you will have no more doubt on the genuity of your winnings.

Thank you

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Excellent work Gomer these Lotto lads sure do need slowing down. I thought I'd have a go with one this week for the first time, after 2/3 mails they were asking for money, no passion or sense adventure some of 'em Sad

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:01 am

I think the answer to Lotto Lads is to set up templates and mass mail standard replies. Just change the name of the guy you are writing to. I'll keep picking up a handful of 20 at a time, and if I sucker a few, I get some trophy pics for little work.

My template is pretty stupid but it loads up their inboxes with crap and I also throw in a few straight baits too, which they are more likely to snap at.

If they wise up - I'll invent a new law Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:50 am

If your Lad queries it, the UK Law on Money Laundering is here

I can't see him reading all that in one sitting.

He'll have to give you a copy of his Certificate of Registration to prove he is legit.

Govt. doc on European Money Laundering Regs.
here

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:03 pm

@Gomer

Can this regulatory website be used to make the Lotto lads use a standard form for return information? It's the most discouraging thing about baitlng these guys. A nice standard MS Word template, one form suits all.

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:35 pm

Maybe I better set up a specific website.

We have websites for most things. I think one specifically for Lotto Lads and to get a first trophy pic would be useful - and anything that spreads misinformation and confusion among them - the cockroaches of internet scams - would be handy.

Leave me with it over the weekend.

If they catch on - I can make it into a demand for forms. At the moment I'm baiting every Lotto scam I get, in one way or another - and that's a lot a Lotto Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:53 am

Maybe this idea could be developed further still. Say we get the regulation requiring all monetary matters of that sort be required to use a specific form. There must an International Law, eg Geneva Convention that regulates these things. Slow Freddie could maybe point the way to a piece of legislaton that could be doctored to support this ruling.
I am in the process now of compiling an email bank specifically of lotto lads for May and June. Then, when all is concluded a mail out to Lotto lads, attaching a copy of the required document(s), and if you wanted to go a step further, it could be claimed that the official stationery could only be acquired, with a proper seal (Eater?) of compliance, through another Eater member, who could surely sabotage the supply line and stationery in general. Or maybe a mail out from an Ebay store that specialises in that line of stationery.
Having a standard response form would encourage more baiters to annoy them. That after all is the objective. I have noticed the Lotto lad activity appears to have increased lately.
No, I haven't been drinking. After reading the Punisher, anything is possible.

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:23 am

Sounds like a good idea Afferbecklauder

I don't know that I'll be able to get the site done this weekend, as I am busy pounding the Lotto Lads from my original angle - but yes - the more people on their tails the better.

I have quite substantial lists of Lotto lads, but they switch addies all the time, normally using a different set for each scam mailing - but I will always be able to provide a list of 50 or so current ones.

There are a few other evil things that can be done to them. Evil or Very Mad

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Being a new baiter, I decided to try out a lottery lad. I am thoroughly enjoying it!!! It could just be that I got a good lad (oxymoron) but he is a blast! The bait is going on a month, about 40+ emails and he is way off script.

@Gomer: for some reason I get lots of lottery emails, perhaps the guestbooks I seeded. Anyway, I'd be glad to share all my lotto lad letters/addresses if you want them. (I get at least 10-20/day I think)

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:37 pm

I think I am developing an unhealthy obsession with Lotto Lads Very Happy

- taking on any more will only make it worse - but don't worry I won't give them a minutes peace.

If anyone can draw up a list of several hundred non-existent e-mail addies, I'll add some bogus baiter ones at the top and I know how and where to feed them to Lotto Lads to give them a mountain of bounced mail. I may also be able to make them lose confidence in their mailing lists generally.

Specialisation gives you a good insight into how one type of scammers nasty habits operate, and I can use that to their detriment. Another evil idea is to take advantage of the way they pass you between different addies/levels - and purposely go on to the next level, but of a different Lotto Lad, and then let the original Lad know you have been poached. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:42 pm

Dagnabbit - this is more painful than pulling teeth. This the closest I have got so far - but a long way from good enough - but it is keeping him busy - 8 e-mails so far Very Happy

. Let's tackle him on whether he fully read the detailed requirement on the Swedish language site. I told him it was Norwegian - but I had to lie as Norway isn't even in the EC.

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:52 pm

German lottery located in London, that well known suburb of Manchester (see the post code, not that it is real, nearly, but not quite)

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:29 am

Lottery lads are among the best baiting material and an excellent source of insults. I guess that this exchange of emails is the end of a beautiful friendship. I've just started chatting with him from another address so who knows where this one will end up.

The best results I find come from baiting them from a number of accounts and learn what works with them and what doesn't.

In case it isn't clear the lad is in blue upper-case

Now is that anyway to speak to an old friend, I ask you. I have many fond memories of the emails we exchanged for all those months. Mr Max Payne also thinks of you as an old dear friend. Please Mr M@nl33 find in your heart to forgive us. I apologise for sending you that recipie for monkey stew, it was only a joke but one in very bad taste given the close attachment you have for your monkey.

F* OFF A* HOLE

I was looking for a partner to run my Internet cafe while I'm in the UK on business. I now realize that you're not the man for the job. [/color]

WOW A INTENET CAFE FOR ME WOW THANKYOU YOU ARE A NICE MAN
GO TO HELL F*HEAD I AM GOING TO F* UP THE A* S* HEAD [/color]

Oh well you probably are too stupid to run it properly anyway. I'm surprised that you even know how to send emails, but Max Payne can train black hairy baboons to do tricks.

I will probably meet you in hell one day as that is where we are both going - you because of your attempts at doing scams and I'll keep to myself why I'm going to hell. I'm really looking forward to meeting you.

AM NOT STUPID I CAN SEND EMAIL I AM SENDING ONE TO YOU NOW STUPID I COULD RUN I INTERNET CAFE AND I WOULD I LOT OF MONEY * HOLE TELL MAX PAYNE TO GO AND F* ONE OF HES MONKEYS

F* OFF * HOLE

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:56 am

I had a couple of months play time with a lotto lad, he was loads of fun ad I got myself a couple of great (well, to be fair, really badly done) trophies.

I just went back into one of my accounts to find them but can't (Be arsed) in between all the others.

It made me look back through some of my very first baits though, and A character I'd forgotten all about. Mr E Sc0tt Noclu. Hmm...must bring him back...

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