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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:33 pm

I haven't baited for a long time. Probably two and a half years. But today, I went through a few of my old mailboxes (surprised they're still open, really), and I found this, sent only two months ago, from one of my previous customers:

George Mukadi wrote:

To: Curt Cobane

Hello my friend,

It is quite a long time ever since you haven't communicated with me, despite my effort to contact you when I was in hospital undergoing treatment, still you didn't respond.

Anyway, I have returned to my residence here in South Africa, and will like to conclude this transfer as quickly as possible, because this country (South Africa) is introducing more rigorus policy concerning oversea transfers. So my financial adviser unfold to us that we must make everything possible to complete this transfer to your place and then begin with investment there.

So the only reason why I am writting to you now is to know whether you are still willing to assist us in making the transfer a success to your account or not? I need a yes or no answer from you.

I wait for your response.

God bless.

George Jnr. Mukadi

Last time I can remember, George was having a good conversation with a script I wrote that just sent him a bunch of pre-canned, generic responses.

I think it's time that George (and I) got some action Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:12 am

Hello Kabila, very long time no see. Good to have you back.

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:10 pm

Thanks Dionysius Smile

So, I sent my good friend an email:

Curt Cobane wrote:

Dear Mr Mukadi,

My apologies for not responding to your message sooner. I, too, have been in hospital with serious penilicitous. However, after this long illness, my good doctor finally cured it by sending me to surgery for a penilidectomy. Alas, I have not come out of this totally unscarred, as after my long time in hospital I am now a full six inches shorter.

I hope you are well after your treatment, and I look forward to dealing with you. Let us go ahead with this transfer.

Regards,

Curt Cobane.

Hook, line and sinker:

George Mukadi wrote:

Dear Mr. Curt Cobane,

It is good to hear from you once again. I have been restored fully to health, and right now, I am ready to conclude this transfer with you, so that I can have access to the funds to sort other personal matters and to refund those who helped me durng the time of diffuclties as as to proceed in investment.

Sir, it is like I know that you will write to me today, because I wpoke to my lawyer yesterday that I haven't heard from you, thereafter he suggested that, I should send you another message today to know what is actually wrong, but to God be the Glory that, upon accessing my email address this afternoon, I found your message. It may be look like conincidence, but that is diving work of God.

My brother, I called our lawyer few minutes ago after reading your message to update him, and he told me, that before we can proceed again, that it will vital we sign an agreement first, then other official protocols for the transfer will follow. The agreement will bound this business between us so that no one will feel cheated or betrayed at the end of the transfer. As a result of that, he requested that, you should sendme the following details, so that he can draft the agreement for us by next week. The details he requested from you are:

[blah blah blah, standard mugu crap]

So send them as soon as you receive this message either to the email or through our lawyer�s fax number given below.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours faithfully,

George Jnr. Mukadi (For the Family)

"diving work of God", hey. Just don't drown while helping out those scammers, big guy.

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:45 am

Quote:

but that is diving work of God.

Did he train with PADI, BSAC or someone else? Be nice to see his diving qualifications.

Maybe he'll get eaten by a Great White Shark! Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:42 am

"diving work of God"

One of the greatest underwater welders known to man.

Perhaps you should see a specialist to have an addadictome to reverse your 6" loss, I hear they do them in San Fransisco all the time.

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