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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:32 pm

One of my lads sent me a "Death Certificate", recording the demise of the unfortunate man whose millions will be deposited to my account. Primary cause of death is cited as "High Blood Pressure". Secondary cause is "Plane Crash". Laughing

Guess the guy blew out his aorta on the way down. Wink

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:40 pm

Haha, 2 death causes is pretty neat. I'd love to see that certificate, got it online somewhere?

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:51 pm

I'll give it a temp home and post the url in a bit.

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:55 pm

I'm pretty sure that if I were in a plane taking a nose dive towards earth, my blood presure might go up a bit too. What as assclown.

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:06 pm

^^^^ Does being an assclown get you a job at the TWAT Circus that is opening soon?

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:07 pm

It sure does.

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:09 pm

ok, here's the link....

http://haircut100.atspace.com/Medical_Certificate.jpg

I left the pixel resolution alone, but added compression to reduce file size.

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:14 pm

100% Risky Free - it has a stamp

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:22 pm

Thanks mate. Quite an interesting one. The Primary death reason is explained in the bottom:

'Note that by primary cause of death is meant disease present at the time of death, which initiated the train of event leading there to...'

So he is saying the high blood pressure lead to the the crash of an airplane? Oh boy, I wonder how high that blood pressure really was.

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:23 pm

Maybe he was the pilot.

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:28 pm

The certificate seems to saying that he died and then continued to be dead.

That's reassuring.

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:32 pm

JoeMunck wrote:

So he is saying the high blood pressure lead to the the crash of an airplane?

Missed that detail, thanks Joe. Embarassed

I suppose one might conclude that, lol.

Veiled insults, anyone? Shocked

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:37 pm

YeaWhatever wrote:

Maybe he was the pilot.

Yea, it must've been the pilot Very Happy

Maybe you can work a little on that, Ginch?

Btw, any medical person would never call it high blood pressure as he changes it to in the Primary cause. It would be called Hypertension, but I suppose there is so many other errors in this that should've been corrected first if it should have appeared just REMOTELY real Smile

Nice trophy.

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:39 pm

TheGreatOok wrote:

100% Risky Free - it has a stamp

Shall proceed on that approval...thanks, Ook!

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:43 pm

Otterfan wrote:

The certificate seems to saying that he died and then continued to be dead.

Most unusual, haha.

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:03 pm

<br>That has just so much wrong with it, that I cannot even begin to form the appropriate words in praise of its unquestionable authenticity. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:30 pm

My VLAD's father died of "Bullet Shorts" and a "Rise In Blood Pressure". Then it says he "Gave up the Ghost". WTF???? Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:40 pm

I made a death cert with cause of death 'stopped breathing' they seemed fine with that -)

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:45 pm

Poison Ivy: I'm glad to see someone else using the "Fun with Forms" modality!

Every form a lad sends me gets a bit of an amendment these days. Usually something subtle that is only noticeable if you actually, you know, read it. The fact that most of my amended forms get accepted and we pass on to the next stage of the script shows that they don't.

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:46 pm

booga looga wrote:

Then it says he "Gave up the Ghost". WTF???? Laughing

Monty Python. This parrot is no more. It is singing with the choir celestial. It is a deceased parrot. It has given up the ghost. 'Ello Polly!!!!! No it hasn''t. It's just resting. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:53 pm

Otterfan wrote:

Every form a lad sends me gets a bit of an amendment these days. Usually something subtle that is only noticeable if you actually, you know, read it. The fact that most of my amended forms get accepted and we pass on to the next stage of the script shows that they don't.

Yea apparently they aint all reading or even opening the attachments they are send.

I was requested to send a scan of my passport and sent a nice 8 mb dummy file named passport.jpg and I got this reply:

Quote:

I have seen the passport pages you sent by scanning.It will used for the purpose it was intended for.Also,find the attached copy of my Id card for your perusal and for you to see whom you are dealing with and your new friend and business partner.

I wonder how he opened that dummy file and found it okay Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:55 pm

JoeMunck's lad wrote:

and for you to see whom you are dealing with and your new friend and business partner.

Awww... that's sweet. Your new friend, huh?

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:07 pm

Hehe yea, me and Raymond are good friends now Smile

Quote:

Dear Joe,
Your email was well noted with thanks.You sound more of a sociable person,and indeed we are becoming friend's and business partner.
[...]
Have a wonderful day my Good Friend
Yours Friend
Raymond

But that's maybe also because I'm feeding him full of 'my friend' as they tend to like on those latitudes.

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:50 am

@Ginch,

Try to obtain the autopsy report. That should confirm the primary C.O.D. as being due to "hypertsion". Nice to see well edumacated lads with MSc and PhD tacked onto their scammer names Rolling Eyes

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