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Modalitator
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Oct 2005
Posts: 199
Location: At the mountains of madness
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:57 pm |
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Not a safari (at least not yet), but there's a lad looking for a shipment of waffles in Ghana right now.
This Ghana lad and I go back a long way, for 8 months or so. After each bait he comes back to my church with a new scam. Usually he's been an orphan in a refugee camp. This time he's the manager of some organization to help disabled children. Of course the church is happy to assist a worthy cause. The church elders offer to send him pile of waffles:
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Cavalry greetings,
Good news! The elders were delighted to hear about you and they readily agreed that we should assist your organisation.
In fact your request came at a very good time. You see, we had a little celebration of father Luigi's new appointment last Friday. He will be moving to the Vatican to the Pope's public relations department. We had ordered a delivery of waffles from the local bakery for the party, but there was a slight misunderstanding in communication. Instead of 100 waffles they made 100.000! So we got a lot more than we needed. We tried to eat as much as we could, but quite a lot were left over as you can imagine.
So, since you mentioned food being what you need, we will be sending the leftover waffles to you. I bet the children will be extremely happy! I know kids just love waffles. They're very tasty.
Doesn't that sound wonderful? Please let me know your address. We'll send them along right away tomorrow. |
He thought getting some ten tons of waffles was a good idea. He wanted some money too, though.
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PLEASE WE WILL APPRECIATE IF YOU COULD PLEASE ADD ANY AMOUNT TO THESE WAFFLES SO AS TO GET THEM SOME CLOTHINGS AND OTHER ITEMS. |
I told him that a money donation was certainly available, but would require some bureaucratic modalities. He's filled plenty of donation request forms in previous baits. Maybe that explains the following which came to me as a surprise:
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GOD RICHLY BLESS YOU PASTOR JOHANAN AND YOUR ENTIRE CHURCH MEMBERS FOR HELPING US WITH THIS DONATION WITH THE WAFFLES.
I REALLY KNOW THESE KIDS WILL LOVE IT ALOT.
PLEASE NOTIFY US TOMMROW IN THE MORNING WHEN THE WAFFLES ARE BEEN SHIPPED PLEASE BY SENDING US A MAIL.
PLEASE AND WITH APPLYING FOR THE DONATION FROM THE CHURCH WE WILL TALK ABOUT THAT AFTER WE HAVE RECEIVED THE WAFFLES. |
A scammer who doesn't want money but wants waffles instead? I'd expected him to say no thanks to the waffles and then I'd hit him with some new forms for a donation. But ok, fine with me. A safari to get a huge pile waffles? That was too silly to not to attempt.
So the waffles flew from Italy to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire and from there continued by truck to Accra, Ghana where the lad is. The lad seemed very excited. Just the moment the waffles were supposed to be at his doorstep the lad very conveniently disappeared for a couple of days. The 'shipping company' wanted to have confirmation of his address but because the lad wasn't answering their mails the trucks went back. All his fault.
The lad reappeared and wasn't happy at all at the turn of events.
I told him that the waffles were held in a warehouse at Elubo on the Cote d'Ivoire - Ghana border. He can still get them, but he has to come and sign some papers, or send someone else bearing an authorization letter from the lad to sign for him.
The lad agreed. His accounts officer would go to Elubo. That was last Saturday. Since then no mails from him until this little gem came today:
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Subject: WHY ALL THIS, MR. HADDOCK ?
PLEASE I JUST GOT INTOUCH WITH MY ACCOUNT OFFICER WHETHER HE HAS BEEN INTOUCH WITH YOU FOR THE WAFFLES.
PLEASE I GAVE HIM ALL THE NECEESARY DOCUMENTS , HE CAME TO ELUBO BUTB ALL TO NO AVAIL.
HE ASKED OF YOUR OFFICE AND MR. OBED DONKOH BUT ALL NO WHERE TO BE LOCATED
PLEASE WE REALLY NEED THE WAFLES OK ?
WHY ALL THIS ? ALL THIS WHILE YOU DID NOT CALL HIM AS WELL.
PLEASE BE STRAIGHT OK ?
CONTACT HIM NOW OR EMAIL ME NOW SO TAHT I CONTACT HIM.
LET ME HAVE THE PHONE NUMBER OF MR. OBED DONKOH AS WELL SO THAT I TALK TO HIM PERSONALLY BEFORE MY ACCOUNTANT GETS THERE AGAIN AGAIN.
WE ARE REALLY WASTING A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY NOW ON THIS WHY ?
HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. |
Not a safari as there's no real proof that he went anywhere. His IP is same as before. Theoretically he could have been to there and back. Maybe he sent a friend. Maybe he has friend who lives nearby.
The waffles are three weeks old by now. They must be getting pretty ripe. |
_________________ YOU ARE VERY EVIL, NOTTING BUT A WITCH, YOU SHOULD BE BURNT ALIVE OR BURRIED ALIVE. SENDING ME FAKE MONEYGRAM NUMBER WAS VERY NICE OF YOU WITCH WOMAN.
"i ran out of cash and my phone was totally down so i had to sleep at the park in Abuja" "i can;t wait any more so i had to sell my mobile phone o get my transport fee back home"
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:58 pm |
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Brilliant.
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:09 pm |
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Now I can't the MST3K "Waffle Song" out of my head . |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:31 pm |
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Why not have him dress up as a waffle in the Eggo Commercial? |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:28 pm |
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Simply beautiful. I can't help wondering why he wants the waffles so badly. Do you think he promised them to someone for some quick cash?
EDIT: or maybe he really likes waffles |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:50 pm |
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Ah, the little-used waffles modality! |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:58 pm |
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I wonder if he even know what waffles ARE??? I'll bet he doesn't, but just figures that almost 100,000 pf ANYthing would be worth having! Maybe you should describe the "waffles" a little better to solidify his apparent belief that they actually are something of value.
BTW, I LOVE the mental picture of 100,000 3-week-old waffles sitting in a warehouse in Africa somewhere. You didn't mention if you had put butter and syrup on them before they were "shipped".
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Race
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 70
Location: On an adventure with Dr Quest..
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:06 pm |
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Now might be the time to say the waffles were burnt up in a warehouse fire incident, and they had lost the paperwork for a week or two (like when he was there). Tell him to go back and collect the fire insurance money payment! |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:12 am |
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Have the shipping company tell him to "Lego my Ego!" |
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Modalitator
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Oct 2005
Posts: 199
Location: At the mountains of madness
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:31 am |
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@Race: Exactly what I was thinking. I had mentioned the waffles having an insurance value of $12.000 with something like this in mind. Now I suppose the waffles will be destroyed by the authorities for being an environmental hazard. The lad can go to Abidjan where the shipping company has their West African offices and collect the money. |
_________________ YOU ARE VERY EVIL, NOTTING BUT A WITCH, YOU SHOULD BE BURNT ALIVE OR BURRIED ALIVE. SENDING ME FAKE MONEYGRAM NUMBER WAS VERY NICE OF YOU WITCH WOMAN.
"i ran out of cash and my phone was totally down so i had to sleep at the park in Abuja" "i can;t wait any more so i had to sell my mobile phone o get my transport fee back home"
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:54 am |
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Tell the mugu that the waffels had to be destroyed because they attracted large swarms of killer bees.
He can go and collect the insurance money. I am sure he will be very happy |
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I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:44 am |
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For that he should be charged! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:17 pm |
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Modalitator^
I wanna know more about Father Luigi! Don't you? It's not quite a name I'd expect a Ghana lad to come up with....
And when I think waffles I think 'Belgium'-- or waffling on important issues. Just like nixon and bush. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Modalitator
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Oct 2005
Posts: 199
Location: At the mountains of madness
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:36 pm |
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^^ That was from my mail. The church is in Italy. |
_________________ YOU ARE VERY EVIL, NOTTING BUT A WITCH, YOU SHOULD BE BURNT ALIVE OR BURRIED ALIVE. SENDING ME FAKE MONEYGRAM NUMBER WAS VERY NICE OF YOU WITCH WOMAN.
"i ran out of cash and my phone was totally down so i had to sleep at the park in Abuja" "i can;t wait any more so i had to sell my mobile phone o get my transport fee back home"
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:34 pm |
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Mo^
Tell him you are friends with Father Guido Sarducci of The Most Holy Church of The Worthless Miracle. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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