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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu May 24, 2007 9:41 pm |
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One Paul Smith wants money from to release a loan from the vaults of Lloyds bank.
Things have not gone smoothly as he first got mixed up and told me my lottery winnings were available, not once but twice, but a mild slap put him straight.
Here are the charges:
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12 Hours Transfer.
Wire.....................................$750.00
Vat (5%)................................$300.00
TOTAL...................................$1050.00
24 Hours Transfer.
Wire.....................................$700.00
Vat (5%)................................$250.00
TOTAL...................................$950.00
48 Hours Transfer.
Wire.......................................$650.00
Vat (5%)..................................$200.00
TOTAL.....................................$850.00
72 Hours Transfer.
Wire.........................................$550.00
Vat (5%)...................................$150.00
TOTAL.....................................$750.00
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Well, for starters, 550+150 does not equal 750, but that's not the issue for me. What I wanted to know was:
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Not meaning to query your maths or anything, but since when does 5% of $550 add up to $150?
Actually all your sums are wrong. Exactly how did you get that job again?
Get back to me with the right numbers and I'll choose.
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Today, new figures... and they're worse!
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12 Hours Transfer.
Wire.....................................$750.00
Vat (5%)................................$300.00
TOTAL...................................$1050.00
24 Hours Transfer.
Wire.....................................$700.00
Vat (5%)................................$850.00
TOTAL...................................$950.00
48 Hours Transfer.
Wire.......................................$650.00
Vat (5%)..................................$750.00
TOTAL.....................................$850.00
72 Hours Transfer.
Wire.........................................$550.00
Vat (5%)...................................$650.00
TOTAL.....................................$750.00
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How hard a slap - or should it be honest bafflement? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Thu May 24, 2007 9:48 pm |
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VAT for $700 at 5% = $850! |
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housefly
Lad Vid Pimper
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 172
Location: thin at one end, fat in the middle, and thin again at the other end
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Thu May 24, 2007 9:53 pm |
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I would so love to run up a lad spread sheet.... or borrow the one my garage uses |
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crossfire
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 1152
Location: ten light years away
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Thu May 24, 2007 9:57 pm |
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hee hee, I would have the lad do it again then tell him its good and go with it |
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MeadowLark
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 May 2007
Posts: 45
Location: The cornfields
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Thu May 24, 2007 9:59 pm |
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Online calculator to the rescue! |
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45.298 GB /100 |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu May 24, 2007 10:39 pm |
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As an ex-auditor/accountant I see nothing wrong with those figures.
The clients we audited used to ask us "What is 2 + 2?" Our stock response was "What do you want it to be?" Happy days |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Fri May 25, 2007 9:04 am |
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Ask for the 8,760 hour (a year from now) transfer rate.
Try to get the price down to about $1.50. |
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:40 am |
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say to him " Thats incredible. You worked that out in your head. You must have the brain of a vegetable" and see if he thanks you for the "compliment". Im guessing he is too dumb to know what that is. If im wrong, then just say "Of course im insulting you, do you even know what 5% of something is?, because when you make financial errors, you have only yourself to blame. Youve got one more chance to get it right, then I will find someone else who is not a complete moron." |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:11 pm |
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Is this the quality of the African schools the UN supports? |
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M1d0r1
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 101
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Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:28 pm |
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Once he's corrected the calculation for 5% suggest you "remind" him of the correct VAT rate which was obviously raised in the 2007 April budget... lets say, 8.42% ... and let him re-calculate it all over again. |
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:28 am |
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What is the lads email address, I would LOVE to get stuck into this dumbass. |
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Mercury
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 157
Location: Ireland
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:07 am |
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5% of $550.00 is $650.00? I never cease to be amazed by lad-logic... |
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Foss
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 170
Location: Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:34 am |
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M1d0r1 wrote: |
Once he's corrected the calculation for 5% suggest you "remind" him of the correct VAT rate which was obviously raised in the 2007 April budget... lets say, 8.42% ... and let him re-calculate it all over again. |
Try 17.5% for Uk, but then if this is a transaction external to the UK it could in fact be VAT free, in which case he is talking poo. Oh hang on, that's right, he is talking poo.
I say, point out that he has VAT wrong and then recalculate.
Then, once he has recalculated tell him that you need his VAT number. Which of course he'll make up, and it'll be wrong.
Then, point out that it is in fact exempt from VAT due to the nature of it, and that you are not going to pay VAT.
At least, thats what i'd do. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:39 am |
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My last words to Mr Smith were:
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Well, nice work there, f*ckface - you just lost a customer. That's what happens when you're a f*cking asshole.
Have a really shitty day. |
I guess he's open for business again, so ASEM away.
He's at [url][email protected][/url]. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7
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cornholio1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 47
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:41 am |
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Isnt VAT Value added tax (im from the states so pardon me on this), tell him you dont see any value in his services and the VAT should be waived. |
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It's not durprise but disappointing for to have sent robish to represent your ownself as id.
You made me to wast my energy and tim , resource to be dealing with one who is not serious. (An eater's mission)
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Foss
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 170
Location: Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:09 pm |
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Yep, you're right. I think a better idea would be to get the guy to list in detail the value that he added, because without it you will not be able to claim and tax deductions. You could even make up a fake form. |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:46 pm |
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Folks - Be careful! Try not to educate the mugu! One of the goals is to "de-educate".
Bruin |
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Ethian
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2006
Posts: 144
Location: The place i live in
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:10 pm |
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Then tell him his other data is off Ladhematics will always be flaky, and i'm glad they prefer mailing over learning |
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arranblonde
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Oct 2005
Posts: 115
Location: the front room
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:17 pm |
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I'm with BRUIN .... the lad has it totally right. Well done and spot on- wrong the first time, better the second. How clever he is ... |
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