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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:09 am |
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Greetings to all baiters from Oz.,
I backpacked in 1989 from Cairns down to Melbo. I luv the Lucky Country & people, and always have a place in my heart for Oz baiters such as the impudent sassy goth eliza d..
In any event, my point here for the newbs and uninformed is to show a link to a Melbo baiting genius at
http://sweetchillisauce.com/
And while it seems he has retired from baiting, his stuff is classic, inspiring, and also damn funny! |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:47 am |
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It's true - you do get a better class of baiter in Melbourne |
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"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:15 am |
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Jervis, have you been drinking again? |
_________________ "i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
Deaded Banks: x2
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:15 am |
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hi-Blz^
Uhh--no--hic. I'm barely old enough to purchase the demon spirits. The ears work against me in liquor stores, bunnies are associated with the young, the restless, and the vulnerable. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:49 am |
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Gnasher wrote: |
It's true - you do get a better class of baiter in Melbourne |
What Sydney is beettteeer Though we never did get on the Australian monopoly set, I dont think any of us bothered to vote...
Good stuff at that site though..
Have you ever tried to push a giant ball of wool in Melbourne, I hear its quite difficult |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:00 am |
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Have you ever tried to push a giant ball of wool in Melbourne, I hear its quite difficult |
Only if you're a Chaser.
The rest are used to it and do it daily |
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1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:17 am |
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Damn southeners |
_________________ 'then you are goat zoomtard' vallentino
'call me what ever you like my God is biger than yours amen' bekija zuma
'why is the government allowing people like you to live among human beings. People like you are suppose to be at the zoo.' janice churton
'Please come and f* me my love,your bobs are driving me crazy' EO
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:50 am |
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Yous're all damn Southerners, ay (unless you come from Cooktown or Thursday Island, anyway). |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:19 am |
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Hi Wright-B^
Let us not forget Tristan Dacunha, the most remote outpost in the world--also more southern than anyone except those at the SoPole--who are also net-connected.. Even Pitcairn can be contacted, ferchrissakes. So I always chastize my lads for any crap excuses they give me on 'net availibility'.
And they are online---website is www.tristandc.com and worth a look. Ratting Day sounds like the Simpsons 'Whacking Day' ep.
Makes me larf at the prospect of a Lad traveling THERE to finalize a scam!
cheerz--jervis tetch/ mad hatter |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:31 am |
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Wright, it took me years to realise that FNQ stood for Far North Queensland!!!
I thought the "F" stood for the universal adjective. |
_________________ �This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:33 am |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:53 am |
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Hi Nelsons^
Yeah, Qld does get a bad rep/rap. The Rodney Dangerfield of OZ. They probably still don't have a bank in Kuranda, but net access nowadays no doubt. And that is food for thought--
My only problem with Oz in 7 weeks time was trying to find a place to eat a meal after 6pm in central Brisbane. Or something to do in Canberra at 5pm on a Friday nite other than figure out a way to get myself to St. Kilda as fast as possible! LOL!
gday---jervis |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Dark Spirit
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
Posts: 660
Location: In the Darkness
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:05 am |
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Oz land????? nope , not familar with that one is it anywhere near that wonderful continent called New Zealand
and if the people in Oz land are ozzies
are people from New Zealand called new Zeezies |
_________________ DARKNESS IS A PLACE WHERE ONLY FEAR LIVES. Oh and me too
God himself wii judge you for trying to delay and make someones life a waste, Mother felicia, April 30th 2007
Thanks very much for fooling me ok and i dont have any other thing to say, Helimina Bright, May 1st 2007
Pleasantly, that we have understanding and continue intercourse, Elena USSR vlad, May 1st 2007
"read the stickies and the faqs." Newbie forum
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:14 am |
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Hi dark^
A gal I went to public school with in Brooklyn NY named JoEllen many moons ago is now a Rabbi in Wellington NZ---amazing how things turn out. Via the net we occasionally keep in touch nostalgically. And I thank Bill G on that. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:39 am |
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Dark Spirit wrote: |
and if the people in Oz land are ozzies
are people from New Zealand called new Zeezies |
Americans say "Arse-sies". Crikey! |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:07 am |
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Hi Gnasher and Dark^
Not my original intent to instigate a roo-kiwi-yank clash. But it is interesting to view. I'm outta this on that.
cheerz--jervis t |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Posted:
Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:37 am |
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Na were all friends aren't we... |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Dark Spirit
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
Posts: 660
Location: In the Darkness
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:38 am |
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Hey Jervis,,
I don't think anyone here is that way inclined to take a little humor in a bad way, we are all people at the end of the day,,, and don't forget that you and I are still twins too, castor and pollox |
_________________ DARKNESS IS A PLACE WHERE ONLY FEAR LIVES. Oh and me too
God himself wii judge you for trying to delay and make someones life a waste, Mother felicia, April 30th 2007
Thanks very much for fooling me ok and i dont have any other thing to say, Helimina Bright, May 1st 2007
Pleasantly, that we have understanding and continue intercourse, Elena USSR vlad, May 1st 2007
"read the stickies and the faqs." Newbie forum
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:53 am |
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Hi dark^
And as Gemini slowly dissolves into a case of Crabs here on June 22..
Interestingly, speaking on astrological terms, the lads almost never bring the subject up except for this one mugu in Burkina Faso at the ADB who always finds it most important to add in his zodiac sign [whatever one he chooses] in his official bio. As if THAT truly matters. LOL! |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Dark Spirit
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
Posts: 660
Location: In the Darkness
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:01 am |
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never had a case of crabs, well not yet but there's always hope, her sister |
_________________ DARKNESS IS A PLACE WHERE ONLY FEAR LIVES. Oh and me too
God himself wii judge you for trying to delay and make someones life a waste, Mother felicia, April 30th 2007
Thanks very much for fooling me ok and i dont have any other thing to say, Helimina Bright, May 1st 2007
Pleasantly, that we have understanding and continue intercourse, Elena USSR vlad, May 1st 2007
"read the stickies and the faqs." Newbie forum
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