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Ima Baeder
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Joined: 03 May 2007
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:50 pm |
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Oh my god. I go away for just a few hours and LOOK at this place.
@Jose: loved the recipe
@Housefly: love the photochops
Damn. I have to go to work and miss this. I hope the thread isn't twice as long when I get home! |
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ThePunished
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Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 66
Location: Lagos Nigeria
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:50 pm |
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Ok here goes:
Heres what I'm getting so far....they drove to Oklahoma, stopped at a gas station, and a McDonalds, etc on the way to the Lake House. They asked the guy to hop out of the car and grab a newspaper for them before they went on. They decided, for whatever reason, that RIGHT THEN was the best time to ditch the guy. So much for the "middle of nowhere".....I guess "middle of nowhere" means in front of some mom and pop gas station in rural OK.
Remember, I didnt have anything to do with the outcome....this is totally not how I would have handled it... Dear God.
Well, like I said, someone saw them leave the guy and called the police (its probably not too hard to find a white Lexus SUV in the area they are in)....So yea, needless to say, they got nabbed.
They of course told the police that they were dealing with a scam artist who they caught onto and decided to ditch, but of course he said otherwise. The funny part is, the scammer didnt try and get away or anything, he just waited until the police arrived.
So it gets better. I just talked to some asshole sargeant who says they are all being held temporarily, scammer included (apparently Samuel was his real name after all) until they can sort this out.
I asked what kind of charges if any do they face? Get this...reckless driving (apparently for peeling out of the station) criminal negligence, and possible fraud. (until they can sort out that they arent all scammers, they are all suspects)
He took his laptop (and documentation might I add once again) with him so that If need be he could prove that Samuel was a scammer and they were the scamee's.
Thats all I know for now....this is bad bad bad...Im afraid now that theyre gonna look at me for some sort of fraud something or rather.
As for the scammer, I think they know that he's not legit, but at the same time, they dont understand why he is here, or why he was in the car with people claiming to be his victims. Its a big mess that Im sure will be resolved soon, but in the meantime we're all trying to sort this out.
His wife doesnt know yet, but she's gonna shit a brick the size of a star destroyer when she finds out.
I feel like an idiot now, but any advice on what to do? |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:50 pm |
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This poor sucker! |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:51 pm |
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Elephant and troll stew:
Adapted from Funky Monkey's recipe:
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Ingredients
1 Elephant
10 Warthog
10 trolls
100 kilogram tomatoes
half ton potatoes
2 bags onions
100 kilogram salt
1 wheelbarrow onions (heaped)
10 liter vinegar
20 liter chutney
4 Guineafowl
Method
Hunt the elephant, warthog, troll and guineafowl. Hang guineafowl to ripen. Cut elephant into edible chunks, (will take about a month). Boil the warthog and troll with other ingredients (except guineafowl) till nice and juicy. Now boil elephant chunks over high flames till tender. (will take about 4 weeks) and add everything together. Boil for another 5 to 7 days.
Produces about 3,500 helpings.
Note: If the above isn't enough, add the guineafowl as well. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:51 pm |
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benjaminbunny wrote: |
Who's Barney? |
He's a prawn coloured dragon.
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:52 pm |
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@ The Punisher- Haven't laughed so hard in all my life. You expect us to beleive that BS? Took you 15 HRS to make up that?
ThePunisher wrote: |
I feel like an idiot now, but any advice on what to do? |
Go jump off a bridge, after collecting your Oscar, of course! |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
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Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM
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Rael
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 10
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:53 pm |
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ThePunisher wrote: |
I feel like an idiot now, but any advice on what to do? |
Know any good barristers? |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:53 pm |
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@Punisher's brother. .
NOW you're asking for advice???? I think all of the sound advice was given out last night. And ignored.
PS. I still don't believe your story without evidence. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:53 pm |
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You're full of shit Punisher. That does not add up.
Give us some proof please. Cop name, station, etc. so we can verify this. |
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Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:54 pm |
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ThePunisher, That's just bad luck. I had a feeling in my water it would end like this. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:54 pm |
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This is much, much better than the Quick Episode, although I think Ghost's Sealab bait was more imaginative. |
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DuraLex
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 292
Location: Main stage
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:55 pm |
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thread delivers!! Stop it, Punisher! I'm laughing too much for my own good!
Lure the cops into the Redneck Stripper Bar. Call in Barney to level the place. Next, it would be wise to make yourself scarce somewhere in rural Oklahoma. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:55 pm |
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ThePunisher wrote: |
I feel like an idiot now, but any advice on what to do? |
Give us more updates! You should go to Oklahoma and demand that your brother be released immediately. I would suggest telling the cops that you are a well known businessman and a pillar of the community in Waco/Dallas, wherever, and threaten them with losing their jobs f they dont comply immediately. They usually respond well to that sort of thing. |
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Craig007
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Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:55 pm |
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lotta wrote: |
You're full of shit Punisher |
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- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:56 pm |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:57 pm |
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ThePunisher wrote: |
I feel like an idiot now, but any advice on what to do? |
Just starting now? I thought the feeling is something you would have been used to.
I must add, this must be one of the fastest growing threads ever! |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:59 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
I must add, this must be one of the fastest growing threads ever! |
That's because of all of the fertilizer. |
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Rodus
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Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:59 pm |
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TSnerd wrote: |
I think Ghost's Sealab bait was more imaginative. |
A brilliant idea and could work. |
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Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:00 pm |
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They should have gone with my Death Valley pitch. |
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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:01 pm |
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Did I miss - nothing happened - that's so infuriating - cause I can't find the exact bit where nothing happened. This is way too cunning for me.
Can someone bookmark the exact moment nothing happened so I can try and emulate it - maybe tonight whilst I'm asleep.
Does anyone remember Hiram Holliday ? |
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housefly
Lad Vid Pimper
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 172
Location: thin at one end, fat in the middle, and thin again at the other end
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:01 pm |
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_________________ please adhere to my request for my consultation fee,dont let me work aimlessly,for it will not be good for my liking. Barrister Fr1day
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