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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:34 pm

Don't be so cynical Craig Rolling Eyes

It all sounds quite plausible to me.
More details please Punisher! Who, why, when, what?

Shit!

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:35 pm

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:35 pm

Aww, what a shame. Who could have imagined it would turn out like that? It was such a brilliant plan.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:35 pm

Holy S***.....the tension.. . Shocked

...betwen this thread and http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=113482 I'm glued to the screen....

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:36 pm

@craig: yes, I'm trying to get benjaminbunny on a huge safari. I'm paying for his plane ticket, but it's well worth it. I'm also going to buy him a few lap dances and try to get a bunch of rednecks to kick his ass without harming him. Then it's off to Red Lobster where I plan to poison him with the "all you can eat week-old shrimp" buffet. This is all "theoretical" but it's in the works now. I'd post the proof, but I have to go the airport to pick him up now. I gave my bother my login for this site, so he'll be along shortly to update this most amazing bait.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:36 pm

@housefly

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:37 pm

1 large badger, cut into small pieces, (don�t bother removing the testicles as they may not be present or noticeable); 6 cups of mineral water; � cup of salt; 30 jalapeno peppers; 3 stalks of celery - chopped; 6 carrots shredded; 2 bunches of shallots; 1 bag of flour; 10 cases of Pimms; 12 eggs; 4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.

Start drinking Pimms - use liberally. Place badger in large pot. Add mineral water, salt , 10 jalapenos, celery, carrots and shallots. Place on high flame until Badger is thoroughly tender, typically 2 hours � sometimes the dumb ones can take up to 48. Strain broth and pour into clean pot. Simmer while preparing remaining ingredients. Remove spine from Badger (if not present, proceed to next step). Discard bones and skin. Cut Badger into bite-size pieces. Sift flour and one-half teaspoon salt together onto board. Shove jalapeno peppers up Badger�s arse while it sucks eggs. Gradually work 2 egg yolks and olive oil into flour until stiff dough is formed, adding hot water as needed. Beat well, about 1 hour. Cut dough in half. Roll each half until paper thin. Cut dough into noodles about one inch wide. Add Badger to simmering broth. Gradually add noodles. Continue boiling until noodles and Badger are done.

Serves an entire forum.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:37 pm

He CHASED them???

I guess wherever they was dropping him off wasn't so "middle of nowhere" after all huh?

Lucky they got an ex-cop to sort all this out, eh??

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:38 pm

Did they drop him off before they had a chance to snap some photos? I hope not, we're looking forward to those.

Imagine the scene - a Lexus with dealer plates and no other identifiable markings dropping off a Nigerian lad in the wilds of Arkansas or whatever it was.... the lad chasing the Lexus down the road - must have been hilarious!

Oh, since the car had dealer plates, how's the highway patrol track you down? Those Arkansas troopers are darn good!

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:38 pm

Those blasted Highway Patrol men are always mucking up my baits too! I hate them! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:38 pm

@benjaminbunny: what are you doing here? I though you were flying to the states!

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:39 pm

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/movies/6163/

clapping

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lotta wrote:

Don't be so cynical Craig Rolling Eyes

She's bullying me Crying or Very sad

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:39 pm

I think that it is time to start passing these out. Everyone, please take as many as you need.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:41 pm

This plan reminds me of Jerry Lundegaardes well-thought-out plan in "Fargo". I'll bet it was Marge Gunderson who tracked down the dealer plates.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:42 pm

craig007 wrote:

She's bullying me Crying or Very sad

Poor baby...... Crying or Very sad

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:43 pm

@ luckey...sorry, I didn't see the RSOT - I can't go anywhere without that. Shrimps...yuk, week old or not, consider me poisoned Shocked

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NostroSnerd wrote:

What will happen during the dangerous drive across the border?

Quote:

Ok sorry guys, I've been on and off the phone with..get this....the god damn Highway Patrol....

Edit to add: @Housefly- Your shops are frigging hilarious! Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:45 pm

I thought I asked for a sammich. Is someone going to make me a sammich? I am hungry for a sammich.

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Whether this is a complete load of BS or a real bait, this is a great day to be on this site.

Everybody wins, in a way. Except Barney, apparently.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:47 pm

@BJ: Damn. So close. That's the last time I post a bait in progress around here.

[Hmmm maybe I can bait him from a different addy. Or maybe I should slap him.]

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TheGreatOok wrote:

I thought I asked for a sammich. Is someone going to make me a sammich? I am hungry for a sammich.

BLT?

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:48 pm

Who's Barney?

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^^^

DuraLex wrote:

@housefly: I see your Pink Pony, but I think a pony isn't enough in this case. I'm opting for a Purple Dinosaur.

This could be the making of a very special episode of Barney and the redneck strippers.

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