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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:34 pm |
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Don't be so cynical Craig
It all sounds quite plausible to me.
More details please Punisher! Who, why, when, what?
Shit! |
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bank kills
Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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housefly
Lad Vid Pimper
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 172
Location: thin at one end, fat in the middle, and thin again at the other end
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:35 pm |
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_________________ please adhere to my request for my consultation fee,dont let me work aimlessly,for it will not be good for my liking. Barrister Fr1day
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:35 pm |
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Aww, what a shame. Who could have imagined it would turn out like that? It was such a brilliant plan. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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ratter
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:35 pm |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:36 pm |
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@craig: yes, I'm trying to get benjaminbunny on a huge safari. I'm paying for his plane ticket, but it's well worth it. I'm also going to buy him a few lap dances and try to get a bunch of rednecks to kick his ass without harming him. Then it's off to Red Lobster where I plan to poison him with the "all you can eat week-old shrimp" buffet. This is all "theoretical" but it's in the works now. I'd post the proof, but I have to go the airport to pick him up now. I gave my bother my login for this site, so he'll be along shortly to update this most amazing bait. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:36 pm |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:37 pm |
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1 large badger, cut into small pieces, (don�t bother removing the testicles as they may not be present or noticeable); 6 cups of mineral water; � cup of salt; 30 jalapeno peppers; 3 stalks of celery - chopped; 6 carrots shredded; 2 bunches of shallots; 1 bag of flour; 10 cases of Pimms; 12 eggs; 4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
Start drinking Pimms - use liberally. Place badger in large pot. Add mineral water, salt , 10 jalapenos, celery, carrots and shallots. Place on high flame until Badger is thoroughly tender, typically 2 hours � sometimes the dumb ones can take up to 48. Strain broth and pour into clean pot. Simmer while preparing remaining ingredients. Remove spine from Badger (if not present, proceed to next step). Discard bones and skin. Cut Badger into bite-size pieces. Sift flour and one-half teaspoon salt together onto board. Shove jalapeno peppers up Badger�s arse while it sucks eggs. Gradually work 2 egg yolks and olive oil into flour until stiff dough is formed, adding hot water as needed. Beat well, about 1 hour. Cut dough in half. Roll each half until paper thin. Cut dough into noodles about one inch wide. Add Badger to simmering broth. Gradually add noodles. Continue boiling until noodles and Badger are done.
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:37 pm |
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He CHASED them???
I guess wherever they was dropping him off wasn't so "middle of nowhere" after all huh?
Lucky they got an ex-cop to sort all this out, eh?? |
_________________ x11 x17
(Lagos-Benin City-Lagos-Kano-Maiduguri-Lagos-Calabar): ~2,696 miles,stranded for 11 days: "I am very grateful that you have turned me into a tourist,international espionage and adventurer." ~Desmond and Churchill
Please i am advicing you to comply with the bank so that they will tranfered this fun into your account. ~Rosemary
U.S. Passport Application - 50 Pages of Fun
The Peanut Gallery - Artwork Baits "DO YOU KNOW THAT SECURITY PHOTOS IS AGAINST HUMANITY , CAN YOU TELL A RESPONSIBLE MAN TO BE CARRYING IN FISH ON THE HEAD TO TAKE A PHOTO. CAN YOU DO THAT?" - Mr. Ferguson |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:38 pm |
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Did they drop him off before they had a chance to snap some photos? I hope not, we're looking forward to those.
Imagine the scene - a Lexus with dealer plates and no other identifiable markings dropping off a Nigerian lad in the wilds of Arkansas or whatever it was.... the lad chasing the Lexus down the road - must have been hilarious!
Oh, since the car had dealer plates, how's the highway patrol track you down? Those Arkansas troopers are darn good! |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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x15 (RIP) x7 x1
Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:38 pm |
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Those blasted Highway Patrol men are always mucking up my baits too! I hate them! |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:38 pm |
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@benjaminbunny: what are you doing here? I though you were flying to the states! |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:39 pm |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:39 pm |
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lotta wrote: |
Don't be so cynical Craig |
She's bullying me |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
x7
Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:39 pm |
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I think that it is time to start passing these out. Everyone, please take as many as you need.
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:41 pm |
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This plan reminds me of Jerry Lundegaardes well-thought-out plan in "Fargo". I'll bet it was Marge Gunderson who tracked down the dealer plates. |
_________________ Boycott Shampoo..Demand REAL Poo
I LOVE THIS CLIP !
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:42 pm |
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craig007 wrote: |
She's bullying me |
Poor baby...... |
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bank kills
Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:43 pm |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:44 pm |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:45 pm |
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NostroSnerd wrote: |
What will happen during the dangerous drive across the border? |
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Ok sorry guys, I've been on and off the phone with..get this....the god damn Highway Patrol.... |
Edit to add: @Housefly- Your shops are frigging hilarious! |
_________________
Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little !
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:45 pm |
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I thought I asked for a sammich. Is someone going to make me a sammich? I am hungry for a sammich. |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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Rael
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 10
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:46 pm |
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Whether this is a complete load of BS or a real bait, this is a great day to be on this site.
Everybody wins, in a way. Except Barney, apparently. |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:47 pm |
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@BJ: Damn. So close. That's the last time I post a bait in progress around here.
[Hmmm maybe I can bait him from a different addy. Or maybe I should slap him.] |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:47 pm |
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TheGreatOok wrote: |
I thought I asked for a sammich. Is someone going to make me a sammich? I am hungry for a sammich. |
BLT? |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
x7
Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:48 pm |
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Rael
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 10
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:50 pm |
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^^^
DuraLex wrote: |
@housefly: I see your Pink Pony, but I think a pony isn't enough in this case. I'm opting for a Purple Dinosaur.
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This could be the making of a very special episode of Barney and the redneck strippers. |
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