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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:04 pm |
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@BB
Lotta's wild mushroom pate:
3 tablespoons of unsalted butter
1 onion, finely chopped
3 garlic cloves, chopped
1lb black trumpet mushrooms (any mushroom will do but trumpets are the best)
1/4 teaspoon of thyme
1/2 cup of almonds, toasted
1/2 cup crumbed rye bread
2 tablespoons of olive oil
1/4 cup of apple juice
1 teaspoon of salt
1/2 teaspoon of ground pepper
Saute the onon, garlic, mushrooms, and thyme in the butter until all the moisture is absorbed
Process the almonds in a processor until fine then add all the other ingredients and blend. Refrigerate for a few hours then serve with crackers. |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:05 pm |
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ooer new PW thread, I am in.
Well as long as I don't have to take my shirt off for this one...... |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:05 pm |
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housefly:
How come you don't sign your posts wtih "pip pip housefly" anymore? I miss that.
Also since we are talking about taking this lad to Oklahoma I think this is more appropriate than hummus (not that I don't like hummus mind you...)
Oklahoma Joe's Smoked Brisket Flat
Recipe courtesy Jeff Stehney, Oklahoma Joe's BBQ
Show: BBQ with Bobby Flay
Episode: Crazy Qs
1/4 cup kosher salt
1/4 cup sugar
2 tablespoons garlic powder
2 tablespoons onion powder
2 tablespoons Spanish paprika
2 tablespoons chili powder
1 tablespoon celery salt
1 tablespoon lemon pepper
1 tablespoon freshly ground black pepper
1 teaspoon freshly ground white pepper
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 (5 to 8 pound) beef brisket (flat cut)
4 cups oak or hickory wood chips, soaked in water for 30 minutes, drained
1 cup apple juice
1 1/2 cups your favorite BBQ sauce, for serving
Special equipment: spray bottle for apple juice
Combine all the spices in a bowl, mix well. Pat the spice rub onto the meat, making sure to heavily season the entire surface area of the brisket. Cover or wrap the brisket and let it sit at room temperature while getting the smoker or charcoal grill fired up. Do not leave at room temperature for longer than 1 hour.
The grill is ready when the charcoal has burned to a white ash. If using a grill instead of a smoker, arrange the coals on 1 side of the grill, leaving an area large enough for the brisket to cook indirectly with no coals directly underneath the meat.
When the grill has reached 200 to 225 degrees F, scatter 1/4 of the wood chips over the coals, close the grate, put the brisket on the grill and close the lid.
Maintain a 200 to 225 degree F cooking temperature inside the grill, adding coals every 2 hours or as necessary. Add wood chips and spray the brisket with apple juice every time you add new coals. Try not to lift the lid of the grill at any other time.
When the brisket reaches an internal temperature of 165 to 170 degrees F on an instant read meat thermometer (after about 4 to 5 hours), remove it from the grill and double wrap in aluminum foil to keep the juices from leaking out. Return the brisket to the grill (or smoker) The brisket is finished cooking when it is very tender and reaches an internal temperature of 190 degrees F, about another 1 to 2 hours. Let rest for 45 minutes, then unwrap and slice. Serve with BBQ sauce on the side. |
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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:06 pm |
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I have a lad that says he can hold his breath for an hour (lads don�t lie do they?). My plan is to build an underwater sea lab, like in the cartoon. Once built, my lad said he will meet me there. His trip will be at my expense but I have money to burn�I mean I can do this for free. Once inside the sea lab, I will lure him to the torpedo launching room and tell him it�s a hyperbolic sleeping chamber. After this is done, I will launch him into the sea. I am building the sea lab now�I promise to keep you all updated. I checked with multiple attorneys and a police chief all who said my plan is completely bat shit crazy, which I take to mean completely legal.
Oh and incase you�re wondering, Halle Barry is helping me build the sea lab. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:08 pm |
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BWHAHAHAHAAHA! Still laughing! |
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Posted:
Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:08 pm |
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Now see! That might actually work. I'm happy to help, but please don't post baits in progress. It's against the rules. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Lizzy Bordom
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 113
Location: Stuck in this box...
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:09 pm |
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@Ghost What a great plan. Please take pictures and post here. We love updates. |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:12 pm |
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It's all true you biatches.
His brother emailed me a photo of the Lexus that they are using for the pick-up.
Here's the proof.
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MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:15 pm |
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While we're waiting for the updates:
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RED LOBSTER'S CHEDDAR BISCUIT RECIPE
Recipe By :
Serving Size : 10 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Breads Muffins
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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2 c Bisquick
1/2 c Shredded sharp cheddar
2/3 c Milk
1/4 c Melted butter
1/4 ts Garlic powder
Mix Bisquick, cheddar and milk into soft dough. Beat
with a wooden spoon for about 30 seconds. Spoon on to
greased cookie sheet. Smooth down tops. (Bisquick
forms sharp hard points otherwise) Bake for 8 to
10 min at 450 degrees.
While baking, melt butter in pan and stir in garlic
powder. Take bisquits from oven when done and brush
butter on tops and serve hot.
This recipe came from Virgene Kilbourne via the Omalia
Cooking School, via Red Lobster. |
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:18 pm |
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housefly
Lad Vid Pimper
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 172
Location: thin at one end, fat in the middle, and thin again at the other end
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:18 pm |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:19 pm |
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Here's a great recipe for flat iron steaks. These would go great with Lotta's shrooms.
1) Buy flat iron steaks at your favorite meat market.
2) Grill steaks (medium rare recommended!)
3) Remove steaks from grill, eat.
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:21 pm |
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benjaminbunny wrote: |
Nooooooo!!! Garlic powder?? You've just got to use real garlic |
You've not been to Red Lobster I take it? |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:23 pm |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:24 pm |
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I'm with Benjamin on this one. Fresh garlic is the way to go. |
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Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:25 pm |
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@benjaminbunny Sure. Mind if we hit the redneck strip club on the way?
Edit: @Lotta, if you want 100% genuine Red Lobster biscuits, it simply can't be done with fresh garlic. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
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Bustyn_Yuhrass
Forever n00b
Joined: 11 Jan 2006
Posts: 432
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:25 pm |
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I don't see what is so unbelievable about this story. I'd pay to get a lad here, if I could transport him to a secluded location and had the appropriate items for body disposal. Seriously, you guys are a cynical lot. I'd much rather wait for all the evidence to come in, and then start to pick it apart. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:27 pm |
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luckey wrote: |
Sure. Mind if we hit the redneck strip club on the way? |
You going on Safari?
Where's the invite?
Wooohoo, post 100!
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:28 pm |
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DuraLex
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 292
Location: Main stage
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:28 pm |
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@Housefly, you are my god. Thank you. The final picture sums the thread up quite nicely. |
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crossfire
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 1152
Location: ten light years away
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:31 pm |
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Consider the following: shit
Quote: |
* You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
* With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for
your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
* You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit, and tell others to eat shit.
* Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
* There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
horse shit, and chicken shit.
* You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when
the shit hits the fan.
* You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
* You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
* Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some
days are just plain shitty.
* When you're sick, you can feel like shit, look like shit, smell like shit,
and sound like shit.
* You can also sound like you're full of shit.
* You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit.
* You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek
without a paddle.
* Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a
bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. |
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a
shit and hope you had a nice day, without! a bunch of shit. But, if you happened
to catch a load of shit from some shit-head for reading this shit.. well,
Shit Happens!!! |
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bombardier
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:31 pm |
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ThePunished
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Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 66
Location: Lagos Nigeria
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:31 pm |
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Ok sorry guys, I've been on and off the phone with..get this....the god damn Highway Patrol....
I dont know what the hell happened, but it seems they dropped the guy off and he chased them and another driver must have called it in. Should have listened to you guys. I should post momentarily.
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:33 pm |
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Lizzy Bordom
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 113
Location: Stuck in this box...
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:34 pm |
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here we go....UPDATES |
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