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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:19 pm |
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I've never achieved a safari myself, but nor has the OP.
Heck, if he sends me a ticket I'll fly out myself. - in flight movies, free drinks, food, and all with stewardess service. Sounds lovely. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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DuraLex
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 292
Location: Main stage
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:19 pm |
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HAY GUYS I BAITAD DIS LAD ALL THE WAY FROM AFRICA TO OLAKOMA IN JUST 1 WEEK!!111!~ I HAEV BROTERS IN TEH POLICE WHO ARE GONNA DRIEV HIM ALL TEH WAY TO NOWHERE LOLOL!11 HOWZABOUT DAT FOR BAITING BRAHS!1
OP, get a grip. Possibly a life as well. |
_________________ 'YOU HAVE BEEN WASTING MY TIME ALL THIS WHILE WITHOUT ANYTHING IN AGENDA"-Abbah Maxwell Kenobi
"stupid job baiter. rot for hell demon scum"-Danny the Internet Hitman
"Listen to me mr , you have also insulted mr personalty and you have also misspelled mr name , am nor santana,santodo my name is prof charles soludo."
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:21 pm |
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@floggingmollyfan, TS linked to it here
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More common, however, are trolls. |
I can't wait till the emails are published and and the influx of baiters lurking here crashes most of the IP tracking sites. |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:24 pm |
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Luther Blissett
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 1029
Location: Watford, Middle East
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:24 pm |
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^^^ The PWs have arrived. This thread is now officially more postwhory than the PWT...
/EDIT: Here's a nice recipe for an Arabic starter. Probably best for a big party, serves 160
Smoked Caviar and Hummus on Pita Toasts
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Using a pastry bag to pipe the hummus onto the pita toasts saved us a lot of time (and made for nice-looking hors d'oeuvres). You can make your own pastry bag with a heavy-duty plastic bag. Just spoon the hummus into the bag and squeeze it into one corner. Then snip off the corner to make a small hole and begin piping.
Active time: 1 hr. Start to finish: 1 hr.
10 (5- to 6-inch) pita pockets
3/4 cup olive oil
2 teaspoons paprika
For hummus:
4 teaspoons cumin seeds, toasted
2 (15 1/2-oz.) cans chick-peas, rinsed
1 garlic clove, coarsely chopped
1/3 cup chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley
1/2 cup stirred tahini (Middle Eastern sesame paste)
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1/3 to 1/2 cup water
11 1/2-oz. jar smoked whitefish caviar
Garnish:
160 small fresh flat-leaf parsley leaves
Toast pitas:
Preheat oven to 350�F.
Halve pitas horizontally and stir together oil and paprika. Brush rough sides of pitas with paprika oil and season with salt. Cut each pita round into 8 wedges and bake in single layers on a large baking sheet in middle of oven 10 minutes, or until crisp.
Make hummus:
Finely grind cumin seeds in an electric coffee/spice grinder. Pur�e chick-peas in a food processor with cumin, garlic, parsley, tahini, lemon juice, and salt and add enough water to make smooth.
Assemble hors d'oeuvres:
Put hummus in a pastry bag fitted with a 3/8-inch plain tip. Pipe a scant 1/2 teaspoon onto each pita toast and top with 1/4 teaspoon caviar.
Cooks' notes:
Pita toasts may be made 2 days ahead, cooled, and kept in sealable plastic bags at room temperature.
Hummus can be made (without lemon juice so parsley remains green) 2 days ahead and chilled, covered. Stir in lemon juice just before assembling.
Makes 160 hors d'oeuvres. |
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Mad4Maya
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 169
Location: Northern Exposure
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:25 pm |
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I guess it's for real, it's in the paper!!
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_________________ X3
just recently terchers started to attached english as a subject to students can you imagine..Um4ru Z0ng0<BR>
don't take this message as a scam, because the internet frauders have spoilt everything on internet...Engr. Ademola<BR>
I will like to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk to both parties...Th0mps0n Br0wn
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:25 pm |
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thePunisher's brother wrote: |
wait strip bar? |
Smooth.
thePunisher wrote: |
Maybe we will just take him to a strip club and buy him a lap dance. Then expose him as a scammer in front of all the racist rednecks. Who knows, as long as its one guy who doesnt try and manipulate the situation to his favor, it will be interesting. |
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Sefton Dundridge
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Jun 2007
Posts: 17
Location: UK
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:26 pm |
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I may be new round here, but I smell something that resembles Bull Sh*t. In the words of the famous Victor Meldrew "I dont believe it"
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:33 pm |
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Guys cool it. What TP/TP's brother says is very feasible and totally possible.
I too have a very similar lad - have been mailing for a week and he has agreed to fly to New Zealand from Accra. In fact he is now in the air and I am on my way to receive him and this is my brother making this report.
See, it is quite possible HAHAHA |
_________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
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ThePunished
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Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 66
Location: Lagos Nigeria
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:35 pm |
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thePunisher wrote: |
Maybe we will just take him to a strip club and buy him a lap dance. Then expose him as a scammer in front of all the racist rednecks. |
Ahh..missed that. Again I only scanned the pages when I sat down. They never mentioned anything about a strip club but I wouldnt put it past him...
To answer the other question, I am at my own computer, but I do have a couple pictures of the actual guy that I saved. How can I upload them? I'm unfamiliar with all this.
Mod edit: Just continuing my crusade to get users to use the quote button responsibly. TS |
_________________ its fun to stay at the YYYYYYMMMCAAA!!
I'm a nasty little troll.
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:38 pm |
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Here
http://photobucket.com/ |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:40 pm |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:40 pm |
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It's twue! It's twue!
This has got to be the greatest safari ever. I've got about 65K miles in my frequent flyer account with United. I was saving for another trip to Thailand but now I'm thinking I can use them to bring a lad here. That will be much more fun than a week in Phuket!
Remember that death threat guy from a few weeks back? I'm thinking about bringing him over to do my ex-partner in. I can use my miles to have him go to two different cities, who wants him?
Mike's Brother, it's just so inconvenient that you don't have the details at your fingertips! Sometimes we bait lads by bringing in other characters, but in your case, we all totally believe you. I am really looking forward to seeing the photos, and I'm sure it won't be a photo of one of your brother's friends pretending he just flew in from Nigeria.
In the immortal words of Flounder, "This is GREAT!" |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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x15 (RIP) x7 x1
Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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ThePunished
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Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 66
Location: Lagos Nigeria
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:44 pm |
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I thought there was another, I'll see if I can find it. He's got some that are way better, but theres some inappropriate language.... |
_________________ its fun to stay at the YYYYYYMMMCAAA!!
I'm a nasty little troll.
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:45 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
This whole thing sounds like bullshit to me. My bullshit meter is off the chart. |
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No sugar plum fairies have been hurt during the process of creating this message.
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e6ffdyr0
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2297
Location: Argabuthon
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:46 pm |
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^^^^^^^
love the BS Meter
@ThePunisher
well, I am a lad hugger and a sappy tosser and thats the only reason why I like your plans. Send those poor lads some $$$ as they really love to live in the USA. If they visit you and you make it to lure them (instead of those poor childs you normally abuse) into your car, beat them up and film it with you cell phone camera as lunatics and wannebee amok runners and rifle fetishist do, before they mature.
Normally I stay away from n00b pwning but ur case has been special
This of course is all only theoretical speaking as in fact I didn't mean a thing of it and we can still be friends
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i DEY SHIT ON UR PAPA AND UR MAMA HEAD. iNSHORT I GO ASK RAT TO SHIT INSIDE THERE MOUTHS IF U KNOW DEY CAREFUL. AND U GO ROAT IN HELL FIRE YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMI;LY. (tunde aramide)
11x
Tamale -> Accra (4hm3d R4y4n K4d1r1)
Hamburg -> Hannover (B4rry M3ns4)
J0shua Al4mu Th0mas & K3lvin Oz1ri (both courtesy of Prudential Ltd.)
For reasons only known to myself, I have discontinued all my funbaiting efforts. |
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ThePunished
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Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 66
Location: Lagos Nigeria
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:48 pm |
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^^That all went over my head....sorry mate |
_________________ its fun to stay at the YYYYYYMMMCAAA!!
I'm a nasty little troll.
No ponies for you! - Lotta |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:51 pm |
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@Don - love the avatar! Is that special for this thread? You really ARE the sweetest moderator! |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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x15 (RIP) x7 x1
Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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e6ffdyr0
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2297
Location: Argabuthon
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:52 pm |
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@ThePunisher
no offence meant just somehow your thread became a bit ... out of hand, dont you think
Ask yourself, why |
_________________ - any spelling mistakes are intentional -
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i DEY SHIT ON UR PAPA AND UR MAMA HEAD. iNSHORT I GO ASK RAT TO SHIT INSIDE THERE MOUTHS IF U KNOW DEY CAREFUL. AND U GO ROAT IN HELL FIRE YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMI;LY. (tunde aramide)
11x
Tamale -> Accra (4hm3d R4y4n K4d1r1)
Hamburg -> Hannover (B4rry M3ns4)
J0shua Al4mu Th0mas & K3lvin Oz1ri (both courtesy of Prudential Ltd.)
For reasons only known to myself, I have discontinued all my funbaiting efforts. |
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ThePunished
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Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 66
Location: Lagos Nigeria
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:54 pm |
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You guys are hard to please
I'll post any pictures as soon as he sends them, but you'll more likely hear from Mike later tonight with all the info. I dont know what else to share with everyone at this point. |
_________________ its fun to stay at the YYYYYYMMMCAAA!!
I'm a nasty little troll.
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Luther Blissett
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 1029
Location: Watford, Middle East
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:55 pm |
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Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:58 pm |
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ThePunisher/Mike, whichever is posting currently.
Do you both use the same computer and are you in different towns ?
Help me. I'm confused.
What's your name by the way? so that we can tell you apart. |
_________________ Можно заплатить кредитной карточкой ?
Пошёл на хуй, мудак !!!
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My IP address is 217.21.39.255. (86.57.134.49 on Sundays) Please don't come knocking on my door. |
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ThePunished
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Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 66
Location: Lagos Nigeria
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:02 pm |
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**edited** Im nervous about putting personal information on here, just because of the nature of the site.... |
_________________ its fun to stay at the YYYYYYMMMCAAA!!
I'm a nasty little troll.
No ponies for you! - Lotta
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:02 pm |
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Although we all know how lazy mugus are, they always seemed quite keen to take any chance to get out of where they are into the "civilized" world, such as, or so they think, the USA.
There's another bait going on here (GWB), where a whole bunch of mugus would do anything to just get onto a plane to the rich man's world (without having to pay for it).
So, it doesn't seem all that impossible that a dumb mugu (or a dangerous one, which we wouldn't know without any e-mails posted) would gladly jump on the first plane to the states, being most happy to stay there forever, even if dumped in the middle of nowhere, which probably wouldn't bother him at all.
Mugus are lazy whenever they have to do anything on their own. Whenever they see a straw that can be grabbed without too much effort they will probably do so.
Not saying that I believe the story, but from a dumb mugu's point of view it almost makes perfect sense. |
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ThePunished
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Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 66
Location: Lagos Nigeria
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:03 pm |
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^^The guy pretty much jumped on the chance to come over here and make money, I do know that much. |
_________________ its fun to stay at the YYYYYYMMMCAAA!!
I'm a nasty little troll.
No ponies for you! - Lotta |
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