Watch a 1400 mile safari WHILE it happens - Abeche, Chad

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:48 am

Hi All,

Big Worm and I have not published any safaris for a while so we both thought that we were about due. This one will hopefully be to the town of Abeche in Chad, near the Sudan border. This will be the third safari to Abeche for me if we can pull this off and Big Worm's first.

For reasons unknown, my normal webspace is "temporarily unavailable". I have no idea why. Murdockh, the nice member of this board who donated the space to me over a year ago, is looking into the situation. So, for the time being, you will find this bait by clicking on the image below. Big Worm and I would like to extend a big thanks to Mini Me for helping us get the webpages designed and uploaded to Freewebs.

To get you guys up to speed on what is going on, here is some backgorund information. In late March of 2007, Rowland Odiaka contacted Sister Ania Bath of the Church of the Watchtower Apocalyptic Testament (TWAT). He was looking for someone to assist him in getting a family treasure that was locked away at a security company somewhere in Holland. Being that Rowland was not a member of TWAT, Sister Anita was unable to help him with any sort of tranaction. There is a strict rule about that sort of thing. However, if Rowland were to become a member in TWAT, she might be able to help him out.

Rowland started the process of entering the TWAT. To do this, he would have to deal with Rev. Benjamin Dover, the recruiting director for TWAT. Ben Dover gave Rowland the membership application form. Rowland enthusiastically filled it out. Rowland, thinking that he was now a member, was a bit surprised to find out that he needed to constuct a Monument of Faith, a pyramid shaped structure made out of sandbags. After much delay, Rowland finally constructed a less than perfect, two story structure made out of giant bags of dirt and submitted a photograph. Even though a sabdbag structure had clearly been constructed, it was a total mystery why the submitted photo had been spliced togther from two different photos.

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Now that he was a member in TWAT, Rowland was asked if he would be willing to become a TWAT minister and start a new congregation in Nigeria. If he agreed, he would be given a sizable grant to begin construction of a new TWAT cathedral. Rowland, moved by the Holy Spirit, agreed that this was going to become his new destiny.

To become a TWAT minister, requires a journey into the wilderness, similar to the journey that Christ took when he came face to face with Satan. Rowland may not come face to face with Satan, but will instead, face his own demons. As long as he is required to take such a journey, TWAT's founder, Rev. William U. Phystme, thought that Rowland journey should be to Abeche in Chad. This is close to where Rev. Phystme is. He is there doing humanitarian work for the refugees from the Darfur region of Sudan. This way, Rev. Phystme can ordain Rowland personally. But there is an added advantage to this journey. Once Rowland arrives and becomes a minister, he will be authorized to handle large financial transactions of behalf of the church. This new authority will be put to work immediately.

A few weeks ago, a U.S. computer firm made a sizable cash donation to TWAT. The cash donation was sent to Rev. Phystme, who is in Oure Cassoni, 300 kilometers North of Abeche, and days away from any sort of bank, which is where this money needs to be put right away before something happens to it. To serve the church, Rowland has agreed to bring the money to a bank on his way back from the region.

Although Rowland's journey is supposed to be taken alone, he has informed Rev. Phystme that he will be bringing a friend, Joseph Eze. Appearantly, Mr. Eze helped in the construction of Rowland's Monument of Faith and is also interested in entering the TWAT as a member.

In mid June of 2007, Rowland and Joseph will begin their journey to the Chad/Sudan border. Let's all keep our fingers crossed that they make it without incident.

And so our story continues...

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:53 am

Just like another good movie to me. clapping

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:55 am

I guess the word has not spread that TWAT just builds up hopes Laughing

Can't wait to hear when the official departure will be for the two souls.

Tell your new member that he should bring along as many mugus. Tell him he is like Mosses leading the people to salvation. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 293

Yayyy, another mega-safari! clapping

Right now I'm trying to lure a lad to Namibia. I don't enjoy anything like your success with this, YW, though I am getting better. Wink

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:22 am

Cool! Ive missed my daily YWBW mega-safari fix.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:39 am

I have been craving another big YW safari for months!!! YEAH!!!

Bruin

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:49 am

Hazaar!

Just what the doctor ordered.

I'm grabbing a beer and settling in!

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:57 am

Sweet! Another ultra-safari. Very Happy

Popcorn? Check! Diet-coke? Check! ...settles in for the fun...

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:00 am

wooo this ought to be good.

I guess this is my initiation into TWAT, since this is the first i get to see.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:15 am

Oh No! My BUSY season and now another reason to keep checking this site for updates instead of working for 15 hours per day Razz

. Thanks a LOT YW! Razz

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:38 am

YW- your timing is impeccable ( as always) Like many other members I was looking forward to your latest safari and you start it the day I am going on holiday for two weeks!! Evil or Very Mad

Hopefully the lads will still be stumbling around Darfur when i return!!

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:47 am

I'm all set for a couple weeks of entertainment.

Also I love it that your lad actually reads your emails and responds to them in understandable English. Shows that not only the stupid ones fall for a good bait!

Popcorn? Check. Beer? Check. Let's go!

Edit: Sorry. There are stupid and incredibly stupid mugus.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:55 am

^^^ You're saying there's smart and stupid mugus? Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:07 am

YW's lad wrote:

I want you sure me that I will not be hot in Chad

LMAO... yeah, sure thing mate, no dramas, you'll be cool as a cucumber!

Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

looking forward to it YW and BW!

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:35 am

Great, I love a good safari...

particularly the ones where someone else has to do all the packing!

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:02 am

I'm drooling even before I finished reading it!

<sits down to start taking notes...>

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Whenever I hear the words, Oure Cassoni, just the thought of a lad wandering around in a desert makes me laugh Laughing

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Let's all keep our fingers crossed that they make it without incident.

Lets hope there are a lot on incidents Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:37 am

I hear Chad is quite beatiful this time of year. I don't know if you are aware or not, but this could be a dangerous location. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:38 am

I'm looking forward to watching this unfold. I can't wait!

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:47 am

You guys are just phenomenal......

Its difficult enough just getting a safari from one town to another town, but to get these guys to travel into a hellhole like Darfur..... Shocked

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:07 pm

I love the "lad locator" feature on the website Laughing

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Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Heheh -- this should be fun. Once you're in TWAT, it's nigh impossible to get out. Wink

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:16 pm

I'm on vacation right now but had to check in and see the thread Very Happy

Hopefully Rowland and his buddy will wait until I get home to start their journey. We have been working on this TWAT for a few months now and finally had him at a place where we thought we could get him up off his ass. This guy is truly a POS. We have been baiting him with a couple of other characters not related to TWAT. Of course, he has not been as responsive since he has begun plans for his journey. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:40 pm

Well, as luck would have it, the very day that BW and I post this, the safari stalls. He says that he is waiting for the strike in Nigeria to end before hitting the road. To keep the dollar signs in his eyes, Sister Anita poked him a little about banking details.

Hopefully, this thing will start picking up steam again.

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