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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:57 pm |
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Got a lad going, it started with the I'm the only surviving son of xxxx leader of xxxxx. He was arrested and is on trial. I need help to get his millions out etc.
After ignoring his requests to contact lawyer, and bank ets, I sent him a photo of my female character (supposed fashion/glamour model). I actually pulled it from a porn site - she's fully clothed if that isn't a contradiction in terms.
Now he's in love with me.....
Just received this
Dear xxx,
wow'',You are very pretty,i like your eyes,your teeth and your hair style.
Please can you come down to ghana?so we meet inperson?
please give me you mobile number se we talk on phone or you call me.
please where is your country?
please reply me now,
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU,
Things like that could turn a girls head. |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:32 pm |
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It must be love. love. love. |
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macweasel
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 87
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Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:39 pm |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:25 am |
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419h8r
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 100
Location: u.s. of a
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:47 am |
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From Ghana, walk 3255 miles north. Take a left, jog 5000 mile west and then swim 20000 miles. When you get on dry land, immediately scream at the coast guard not to shoot at you. Then run 6522.3562 miles south and voila: MY HOUSE |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:22 am |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:53 pm |
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He will if I get around to send the next couple of pics.
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tubthumper
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 May 2005
Posts: 881
Location: Ourrah pobiedah
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:35 pm |
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After reading that I think I'm in love with you too. Please forward all personal information including CC numbers.
Love you
Ivanna Phaque |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:25 pm |
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After send 2 pics in a bikini, lying around a swimming pool my lad, being so sweet sent this,
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I like your pictures,you are so sexy,hope you are not going kill me with your sexy eyes and lips mmmmmmm,it must be very nice.
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And he very nicely and hesitently asks if I could possibly help him out with 200 euros to stop him being kicked out of his flat.
what can a girl do?
Answer : Ignore his mention of money and make a subtle reference to more revealing pictures.
PS. He seems to have forgotten about his father's millions he wants getting out of the country. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:28 pm |
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Tell him you'd love a gift of 200 Euros -- that's awfully sweet. You love rich men!! Then when he says you have it all wrong, that HE needs the money, you can start to call him all sorts of nasty, demeaning names -- see if you can get him to grovel for you. |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:20 pm |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:27 pm |
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When a guy says things like this to a girl
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I realy wish to be your husband,i wounder how our kids will look like,black and white in colour? LOL. |
How can I possibly resist? I'm starting to go wobbly at the knees.
And he has noticed that I have ignored his pleas for money. Yesterday he wanted 200 Euro's and today its $50.
This lad is fun with a capital F. |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:16 pm |
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GetDscum4me
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 6
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:20 am |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:39 pm |
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Hi PVJ^
Okay, he loves and adores you, wants to 'dig' you, [yecch!], and wants you to 'fly down'. The marriage proposal not far off. Standard lad-in-love crap, but you OWN him now. Completely ignore all his cash requests, which of course is S.O.P anyway, and keep his mind focused on the love angle. [And the comeback--'a true gentleman does not ask a true lady for money']
You can tell him that you are an adult movie star. [They never make the connection].. Tell him your next film is 'Saving Ryans' Privates'.
PM me any time for helpful hints on the 'wealthy porn star' angle, it's my specialty. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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Last edited by Jervis Tetch on Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:46 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:45 pm |
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If laddie is desperate to meet "you" in person then why disappoint him...??
Get the first flight available for a dirty weekend....
Not your fault if the flight gets diverted elsewhere and he has to go on a safari to meet you..... |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:58 pm |
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daddy come here quick and give me that liquorice stick whooooo baby
hey vogon at least let him give u a little reach around |
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Dirteh Sanchez
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Sep 2004
Posts: 1470
Location: Under Parliament somewhere...
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:29 pm |
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Surely time for some Vogon (love) Poetry... |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:45 am |
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Hi @Simba^
If a meeting in person--you 'flying down'-- was to happen 'there', no doubt the Lad has his own hotel/motel in mind for the transaction and robbery.
Is flea-spray included, or an extra expense? |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:29 am |
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This is getting serious. His latest message (sent Sunday evening)
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YOU ARE THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPEN IN MY LIFE. |
I think I put that one in my signature. What do you think?
He still wants me to send some money (so he can take a picture of himself and send it to me - I asked for a trophy pic). |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:39 am |
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If he really loves you, and is really serious, he'll do the piccy up front before the money. Obviously you are so infatuated that you cannot wait for the due process of transferring the cash. He must send the photo NOW!!! |
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:23 am |
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Just send him a picture of a Hermaphrodite with a huge hard on, see what happens! |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:31 am |
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Hi again PVJ--
What a cheap bastard--now seemingly infatuated with you but putting the bite on you for cash to pay for a photo of him. Your lad must be a real Romeo with the ladies--"uh honey, can YOU pay for the room"?
As you surely know, the netcafes catering to 419 Lads are scam-ready for anticipated photo requests. There might not be a menu on the wall but they all know what it costs for photos/phony docs/ID to further string along the potential vic., but it's a tacit understanding no doubt. Pix with signs probably cost a tad more, but my guess is that it's no more than $4 at the most. And my guess is your new boyfriend wants you to wire a mere $100 or so. Or more.
And we all KNOW what kinda photo he will send--faux palm tree wallpaper background with a lad in either pimp clothes or a 1970s-Brooklyn-disco set of threads--but that's redundant.
Like I said, remind him that a gentleman does not beg a sophisticated woman for money under the Int'l Rules Of Genderness---reaffirmed at The Hague a few years ago. You saw it somewhere on the net. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Posted:
Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:28 pm |
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The lad that loved me is two timing me.
He has just emailed my church site for help. Claims he's been help prisoner for the past 7 months.
So now I bait him from two addresses. |
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