Happy Day! - Fathers' Day (watch out for your DNA)

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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:20 pm

coronalight wrote:

I am the youngest of three. I was never spanked and I never needed it. Laughing

Gnawing on tongue as to not say anything inappropriate!

I was lucky enough to have a wonderful father. He was a very hard working man and great role model. As of now, I don't want kids. But if science and medicine fail me and I become a father, I only hope that I can be half the example that he was.

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:07 pm

I hope all of you wonderful fathers had a great and joyous Father's Day.

Reprob8. Can I have a few hundred dollars for new summer clothes?

Jojo. There's an option not dependent on science or medicine that is 100% effective at preventing fatherhood. It is often unwillingly practiced by numerous male engineering or computer science majors at universities around the world. **Runs and hides**

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:22 pm

^^^^Of course you can, as long as you promise to buy nothing but outfits like the one your avatar is wearing.

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:49 pm

WOW I'm almost misty-eyed - actually, I am misty-eyed. A package just got delivered to the office for me from my ex-wife, the ball-busting hellbeast with no soul. It contained this plaque with etched glass and a note that reads "I can never dispute the fact that you've been a hall of fame dad". I'm Stunned Shocked

She's still a a ball-busting hellbeast with no soul, though.

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:09 pm

^^That has got to be the sweetest thing that an ex could do.

Surprised

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