Paris Hilton...

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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:06 pm

I wonder if Paris will have a "jail house" conversion to Christianity and then be part of a Billy Graham Crusade or a Luis Palau Crusade somewhere. also I can not understand why she and others like Mel Gibson can not avoid a DUI arrest by simply getting a chauffeur and limosine to drive them everywhere--they can afford it. even if it is just to go off for a weekend or to go to "party".

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:10 am

Well, now her father is preparing the coming out party to get her back on the path of the party girl. He will charge the venue $50,000 for the honor. I guess we know who the enabler is in that relationship.

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:33 am

Everytime I ask a casino for 50,000$, I get 86'ed. Should I dye my hair blonde and adopt a Qualuude stare? I need some gas money.

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:32 am

^^ I'm sorry Joe, I don't want to see the video of you shagging your SO being posted around the net.

So if you send me the $50,000 by WU then it won't see the light of day. Just yet. Wink

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:38 pm

Stay on Subject, please. We have to get this Paris thing solved before moving on to other deserving mental cases.

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:50 pm

^^^^^ Thank you for bringing us back to sanity! Very Happy

I just saw an interview with her PR manager. He said that her stint in jail won't hurt her image.

Hurt?

Image?

I think it fits her image perfectly.

How can the image of a brainless LA party bimbo whom the whole world saw answering her cell phone while banging her boyfriend be damaged?

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:55 am

DrWho wrote:

...We have to get this Paris thing solved before moving on to other deserving mental cases.

I'm afraid, DrWho, we may be here for a very long time.

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:27 am

Quote:

How can the image of a brainless . . . . . be damaged?

I think that is the important question here. A corollary would be how can a brainless spoilt bitch who's only contribution to society is to be filmed banging her boyfriend get to be the most important human in America. If she *were* smart she would get herself knifed in jail. It would push her into sainthood. In jail it's shank or be shanked.

7of9:
Next month it will Lohan. Smile

Oh man if they could get them both in jail together having sex; seez, now there is a cinemax movie. Maybe a knife fight first. Sometimes I scare myself.

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:02 am

We've all been harping on her complete lack of brains, dearth of talent, complete bitchiness, the fact that she's helplessly spoiled, but let's not forget that she's also completely hideous. puke

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:13 am

Now, now, Fat Old Catt, you know we are a very PC site, and we don't use terms like "completely hideous".

Just as we prefer to describe homeless people as "residentially flexible outdoor urban dwellers" we would describe PH as a factually unencumbered, differently-brained, cosmetically different individual. 'K?

Anyway, it's good to see the rotten slag is still in prison... Cool

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:22 am

DrWho wrote:

Next month it will Lohan. Smile

Oh man if they could get them both in jail together having sex; seez, now there is a cinemax movie. Maybe a knife fight first. Sometimes I scare myself.

#2
would beat eastenders on t` telly

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:42 am

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I have to wonder if Paris is as inclined to Flash Her Snatch in the big house as she was in the spotlight Laughing

ohhhh thats right she found god now Shocked

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:50 am

Quote:

He said that her stint in jail won't hurt her image.

No such thing as bad publicity, ask Britney. (3rd most hated woman in the USA, after Paris and a certain Senator who I am not allowed to mention Wink

)

As Don Henley sang,

Quote:

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em all around

LINKY

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:04 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss

my room mates a women named mitch.. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:34 am

That is a hilarious video, Reaper.

Those guys must have worked overtime to get that from concept to completion in a few days!

Lots' of funny little snippets like the press photographer that pops up for a split second:

and the Driver's licence:

Thanks for sharing that.

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:10 am

Funny; except they say LA state prison. It is the LA county jail. We don't want to be accused of lying. Lynwood is a bad section of LA. Bordering one of the worst. I'll bet her parents don't like having to drive around there.

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:44 am

Cool..

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:00 am

Everyone is allowed to make a mistake.

I hope she uses this as a chance to learn a life lesson. I wish her no ill will. However I suspect she will learn nothing. That's sad. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:38 am

^^^ She could learn!!? Dogs learn. Some people never do. "It's not fair"! "Wahhhhhh"! "Mommy, help me"! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:27 am

@Halloween - Is your avatar Duncan from Blue?????

Coz I love him and want to have his babies.

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:42 am

I thought you loved SP?

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:56 am

Uh-oh... Busted... Oh wait, that a different boy-band, isn't it... Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:19 pm

Off topic again. Love fest discussions could be done in PMs.

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:06 pm

You lot are sooooo meeeeaaannnn to that poor grl.
Just coz she gave the crapiest BJ ever seen on tape........ Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:25 am

Oh happy days . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . Paris Hilton left jail Today
http://omg.yahoo.com/paris-hilton-released-from-l.a.-jail/news/646