Proof they don't read the first letter at all!!!!!

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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:47 pm

Man it's been a good morning. I got a letter from the famous Professor Ch@Rl�$ $0LUD0 (I think I'm going to call him chuck... and in every email start of with "hey whats up chuck?" Laughing

)

Anyway I got a standard email advanced fee from some idiot. I'm not going to toy with it as it looks semi boring at first, so I send them this as my first reply:

Quote:

Dear Mr. N@n@, wow. Let me say th this email has inspired me to make a
video thank you! Feel free to watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Br6dK5yZQk

Anyway good day

This is what I get this morning:

Quote:

Mr XXX,

Thank you so much for your email.

just get back to me indicating your interest towards this transaction

Hope to hear from you,

Mr p@ul N@n@

This guy might be a keeper after all.

I think I'm going to start calling him Mr. Banana. (btw special thanks to whoever posted the video up in the general chat... had me laughing for a good 30 minutes).

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:53 pm

Tip: start his name changing slowly. First call him Paul Nana, then mr P. Nana, than Panana, then Banana Smile

Ps: it's night for me here Laughing

EDIT: it might be that he didn't watch the YouTube vid because time is money in his internet cafe/brandwidth is not high.

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:20 am

^^^^ yeah yeah I love doing that to lads. Sometimes they get angry, sometimes they pretend not to notice, but its great fun.

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

Yep, many lads never read the first email you send them. 2 years ago, I sent rather rude Igbo insults to a few thousand lads. Quite a few of them wrote back: "pls, send the Westin Union monies today, blah blah blah"

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:14 am

I once proposed marriage to one of my lads in my first response to him. He accepted my proposal (knowing full well that I was a man) but unfortunately we got into a fight over a consignment payment and the engagement was cancelled.

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:25 am

Usually the name change thing needs to be gradual Like mami said. However sometimes you can get away with calling them whatever you want like the General said.

I have a pet named Sansan Laafi. In my first response I called him "Samson Laffy". Second response was "Sampson Laffy Taffy". Third was "Mr. Laffy Taffy". and it just went on and on. My last response to him I called him "Mombo Banana patch" and I am running out of ideas to make it any goofier. He doesn't seem to care as long as I promise MONEY.

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:20 am

That video! I missed it in general chat, so thanks for posting. I hope Mr Banana enjoyed it Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:24 pm

I often hit reply and type NO text.
Still get responses from them for the first several emails.

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:46 pm

My lads don't seem to care sometimes. I called a few Mr. Arselicker, Mr shithole and sometimes Dear My spoon is to big. They don't care, only the lottery ones don't like it

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Jun 2007 Posts: 13

What's different about Lottery lads? I've just got first a response from one now. Any tips on how to handle?

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:36 pm

HouseHead,
Don't hijack someone else's thread with an off-topic question.
If you need help or advice please visit the Scambaiting Help Hints & Tips Forum.

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:17 pm

For me lotto lads just dont seem take it well most member except a few who think they're fun will get angry and drop you if you push them too far too soon

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