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Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 555
Location: Lost in a digital age/provided by tor.
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Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:47 pm |
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Man it's been a good morning. I got a letter from the famous Professor Ch@Rl�$ $0LUD0 (I think I'm going to call him chuck... and in every email start of with "hey whats up chuck?" )
Anyway I got a standard email advanced fee from some idiot. I'm not going to toy with it as it looks semi boring at first, so I send them this as my first reply:
This is what I get this morning:
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Mr XXX,
Thank you so much for your email.
just get back to me indicating your interest towards this transaction
Hope to hear from you,
Mr p@ul N@n@ |
This guy might be a keeper after all. I think I'm going to start calling him Mr. Banana. (btw special thanks to whoever posted the video up in the general chat... had me laughing for a good 30 minutes). |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:53 pm |
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Tip: start his name changing slowly. First call him Paul Nana, then mr P. Nana, than Panana, then Banana
Ps: it's night for me here
EDIT: it might be that he didn't watch the YouTube vid because time is money in his internet cafe/brandwidth is not high. |
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GeneralAbacha
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
Posts: 301
Location: Canada
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:20 am |
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^^^^ yeah yeah I love doing that to lads. Sometimes they get angry, sometimes they pretend not to notice, but its great fun. |
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Also she said that we need to organized some girls for a lesbian club here , then we will used them and make money , but it will needs some financial support , that if you are here with us that it will be more easy to organized . I know some big girls here that in this lesbian club , they have nice sports car and live in good bungalow.
- Joyce Organ
I WOULD ADVICE YOU TO WRITE JUSTICE AMADU BELLO AND APPOLOGISE TO HIM, YOU SHOULD TELL HIM WHY YOU ARE SCARED IS BECAUSE OF THE BELLO IN HIS NAME. YOU SHOULD TELL HIM TO FIND YOUR HUSBAND FROM THE HANDS OF HOSTAGEER AND ARREST USMAN BELLO AND THE HOSTAGE GANGS.
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:31 am |
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Yep, many lads never read the first email you send them. 2 years ago, I sent rather rude Igbo insults to a few thousand lads. Quite a few of them wrote back: "pls, send the Westin Union monies today, blah blah blah" |
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Dupes
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 256
Location: United States
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:14 am |
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I once proposed marriage to one of my lads in my first response to him. He accepted my proposal (knowing full well that I was a man) but unfortunately we got into a fight over a consignment payment and the engagement was cancelled. |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:25 am |
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Usually the name change thing needs to be gradual Like mami said. However sometimes you can get away with calling them whatever you want like the General said.
I have a pet named Sansan Laafi. In my first response I called him "Samson Laffy". Second response was "Sampson Laffy Taffy". Third was "Mr. Laffy Taffy". and it just went on and on. My last response to him I called him "Mombo Banana patch" and I am running out of ideas to make it any goofier. He doesn't seem to care as long as I promise MONEY. |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:20 am |
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That video! I missed it in general chat, so thanks for posting. I hope Mr Banana enjoyed it |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:24 pm |
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I often hit reply and type NO text.
Still get responses from them for the first several emails. |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:46 pm |
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My lads don't seem to care sometimes. I called a few Mr. Arselicker, Mr shithole and sometimes Dear My spoon is to big. They don't care, only the lottery ones don't like it |
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
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HouseHead
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Jun 2007
Posts: 13
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:22 pm |
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What's different about Lottery lads? I've just got first a response from one now. Any tips on how to handle? |
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Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:36 pm |
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HouseHead,
Don't hijack someone else's thread with an off-topic question.
If you need help or advice please visit the Scambaiting Help Hints & Tips Forum. |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:17 pm |
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For me lotto lads just dont seem take it well most member except a few who think they're fun will get angry and drop you if you push them too far too soon |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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