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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:02 am |
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I had a scambait going on with a lad from the "UK national lottery." It didn't go very far and I got bored with it, so I killed off my character. I wrote from another character's e-mail address, informing the lad of the "death" of my friend.
To my surprise, the lad wrote back to the new character. Unfortunately, he wrote back to the "dead" character's e-mail . I had to have a little fun with that .
"Dear Ms. B4kes and Mr. Br0wn:
Apparently you sent an e-mail to me that was meant to
be sent to my friend, Dr. St3ph3n T. C0lbert D.F.A. I
was partially eaten by a dolphin last Saturday and can
assure you I am quite dead. Not feeling better. I
have ceased to be. Stone dead. Dolphin food, etc.
I thought Dr. C0lbert informed you of my death and
told you to write to him at his gmail address,
[email protected]
However, maybe I have won the National Zombie UK
Lottery. If this is the case, I'd be thrilled.
Zombies are far too often ignored by the lottery
genre.
So, if you want to award me the zombie lottery, please
continue.
If not, you should really write to St3ph3n at his
gmail address. Tell him I said "hi."
Oh, and that I want to eat his brains too.
Slainte',
Dav1d H0w3ll "I feel happy" 3vans" |
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Chipmunk
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 149
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Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:56 am |
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Excellent! We don't use the zombie bait modality half enough! |
_________________ "Your stupid questions made me to searching your name and I found out that you are spammer. Nobody answered Xxxxxx Xxxxxxxx , it is witches name. God must repent you ."
"If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive."
"i will be ready to joj your church with one condition that i will never told to put any lattoo on body as most of churches uses that as a symbol or whatever." |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:45 am |
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Future replies should be "Brrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnns!"
--J.D.
P.S. Or, more seriously, you could start the, "I am sorry, but I do not have the time to pursue a lottery or any such matters. I and my Associates are seeking a reliable supply of fresh human brains. . . ." |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Tricia
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
Posts: 183
Location: Milliways
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Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:40 am |
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The lad won't understand the "brains" bit; Romero's zombies have nothing to do with vodoun. This is a common mistake, and there are informative posts about the subject.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=560110#560110
Know your enemy. |
_________________ YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT! REMAIN RETARDED - james bourke
shortup foollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll - Mohamed Yaya
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