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whatsthatcomingoverthehil
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Jul 2006
Posts: 147
Location: The Dark Side Of The Moon
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Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:27 pm |
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My lovepet was getting a little cross because I kept giving her false phone numbers. So I sent this heartrending story
You are right, I have lied to you and I am sorry. You see I did give you a false phone number and the reason for this is because I couldn't talk to you even if you did call me. The truth is that I am a deafmute. I was born deaf and was never able to develop the power of speech as a child. I did not tell you this because I was afraid of what you might think, you always talk to me so nicely and the pictures you sent of yourself are so beautiful, I always hoped that when you get out of that camp we could start a romance and I didn't want you to think I was any less of a man for my disability. I am not a business man at all, I do not even have a job. I live alone in my house and support myself off the generous trust fund my parents set up for me before they died. Its such a sad and lonely life that I didn't want you to know about me until we met in person and you could get to know me for the person I am. Now I am afraid you will not want to hear from me again, but if you don't I will understand. You have enough problems of your own without burdening yourself with mine.
None of this changes the fact that your lawyer robbed me of my money and I swear if I ever meet him then, deaf or not, I will break every bone in his body. |
_________________ You are the sheep of my heart - July Julyn 19th June 2007
I wish you die in pain you fool - Kim Young 18th Sept 2006
THE ENTIRE BOARD OF THIS BRITISH BANK WERE REALLY PUZZLED WITH THE FOUL LANGUAGE AND WORDS USED IN YOUR MESSAGE DATED 22ND JULY 2006.
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smartbomb
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Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:07 pm |
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Pretty heavy for a mugu to handle. Good Luck keeping him hooked for much longer ... |
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i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:07 pm |
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_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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whatsthatcomingoverthehil
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Jul 2006
Posts: 147
Location: The Dark Side Of The Moon
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:33 pm |
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check out the reply I got today.
After reading your mail today i wept seriously for you, i am really sorry for the lonely life you have lived althrough but against all odds i still love you for what i need from you is not your money but your true love for me and your assitane to in help me getting this money transfered to your bank there in you contry i have really fallen in love with you and i an not let go now for all the love and are you have shown me, i really want to be with you to also shown you what true love is all about for we are mean for each other your parents are late likewise mine too so you and i unitying to be one.
i must tell you once again honey that what you are do not matter to me for all that matters to me is for you loving me and i loving you too without compromise that is why i want you to do all you have to do to see that i am out of here so that i will join over there in your contry.
And honey stop telling me that the lawyer stole your money for the scan you sent to me the date there is april and not may or even join when you sauid you made the payment in WU. the rev father is trying to make contact with another lawyer so when he does i will tell you ok, he said he wasing to write you have reeived his mail?
honey i will stop here now please takegood care of yourself for me for thereis on one but you, i love you
yours truly
and check out the mugu ecard
http://www.supergreetingcards.com/cgi-bin/view.cgi?iid=291268&cid=05195&rid=336843
HOOK LINE AND SINKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gonna have some REAL fun with this one |
_________________ You are the sheep of my heart - July Julyn 19th June 2007
I wish you die in pain you fool - Kim Young 18th Sept 2006
THE ENTIRE BOARD OF THIS BRITISH BANK WERE REALLY PUZZLED WITH THE FOUL LANGUAGE AND WORDS USED IN YOUR MESSAGE DATED 22ND JULY 2006.
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:38 pm |
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Excellent. Love the card, nice touch. |
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i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:04 pm |
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_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:38 pm |
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I love it when the lads fall in love. |
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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
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whatsthatcomingoverthehil
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Jul 2006
Posts: 147
Location: The Dark Side Of The Moon
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:41 pm |
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Latest installment. I'm currently refusing to speak to the lad because I was called a liar. Got this today.
dearest honey,
i am very sorry for all the pain i have costed you please forgive me honey i said all that out of fustration for you know what i am passing through out here how can you say such a thing that all i want is your money i do not want your money you already i ahve money also but need true happiness in my life and i know that with you i have every reason to be happy and parents soul shall be at reat over me for they will know that their daughter has found true happiness again.
so honey please forgive you just have to understand that i do not like my being in this camp that is why i want you to help me out and also to make the transfer possible i have no else but you, maybe you do not know i spend my time thinking about you all day lony and since i ahve not hard from you i have being worried.
please honey i hope you have forgiven me now is not that i do not trust you and you are the sheep of my heart . honey please i still want to know if you have contacted the lawyer for the documents please be fast in all that you are doing for me to join you over.
i love you honey i dedicate my life to you for there is no one but you.
hoping to hear from you as soon as you recive this mail take good care of yourself. |
_________________ You are the sheep of my heart - July Julyn 19th June 2007
I wish you die in pain you fool - Kim Young 18th Sept 2006
THE ENTIRE BOARD OF THIS BRITISH BANK WERE REALLY PUZZLED WITH THE FOUL LANGUAGE AND WORDS USED IN YOUR MESSAGE DATED 22ND JULY 2006.
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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Location: Check the lost and found
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:14 pm |
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Nice. Now if only there was some way she(he?) could prove her love for you. Hmmm... |
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NAveryW
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Posts: 49
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:36 pm |
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You are the sheep of my heart. Brilliant. XD |
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