Lad says I'm killing him

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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:38 pm

I've been running a low-maintenance bait as on for some months now. I've done very little except answer infrequently and argue with the banker Lad .

But now Ed is getting annoyed. After this scheme was hatched:

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i will like to know sincerely whether you can travel to Malaysia on short notice? Because i have just been introduced to a gentleman, a Diplomat who comes to Malaysia often and i have asked him to help me drop a consignment with a friend and he has agreed in principles. So what we have to do now is for you to send to me a power of attorney so i can go to the Bank and effect withdrawals after which i will carefully concealed the money in a trunk box and lock it up and make arrangements to send the keys to you by post. I will hand the box to the diplomat and with his diplomatic immunity, he will be able to move it. On arrival at Malaysia, you will have to be there to recieve the consignment and you will be required to pay for custom clearance as he is not ready to bear any cost. I have also asked questions to that effect and it is confirmed that the charges cannot exceed US$5,000.00. This process has been carefully discussed and perfected so it is you now that i am waiting for. Just conscent to it and let's act.

I am afraid, i am really exhausted and this is the best i can do now. Please i really need your utmost co-operation so that we can conclude this in about 2weeks from the day i withdraw the funds.

I told him it wasn't on:

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As I told you quite a while ago - I can't travel. Any long-haul flight involves a significant risk of DVT.

I actually had mentioned DVT (Deep Vein Thrombosis) quite early on.

He can't believe it:

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You are silent; you are not saying anything; by the way what do you mean by DVT? Why are you doing this to us? The options are very open and you are not taking any. What is this all about? Do you know something? you are killing me. I cannot help thinking and being very worried. You must do something man!

I am sure you know what it means to have laboured and hope so high for something and also see it being dashed for no serious reason. Come of it Malcolm and let's do something to conclude this, i beg you.

I am working on a slap that should be heard around the world...

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:43 pm

He can type so he obviously hasn't died yet.
Try suggesting different methods of suicide.

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:51 pm

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You must do something man!

Come on man, like dude you gotta like help me you know get with the hip mannnnn yeah bro, your like killing me here to much dude...

I suggest how that girled died in se7en for "lust" skewed in sex....

o wait his a guy....

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 19 May 2007 Posts: 87

Why don't you ask him why there are custom charges when the money was taken in to the country via Diplomatic channels.

Not that I am a Diplomatic but the whole point of Diplomatic baggage is that the host nation has no right to see or hamper (pun) the stuff

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:38 pm

^^^^Wouldn't that come under the umbrella of educating the lad? Just a thought.

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:24 am

Malcolm is too dignified to slap that hard, but I thought the Lad needed to be brought into line anyway:

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Cut out the pity-party and give me some gorram attention!
I told you about DVT a while back. It's Deep Vein Thrombosis. Google for it. DVT can kill, and my leg injury was so severe that it significantly increases the risk of DVT in flying, driving or other relatively static situations.
I'm killing you? Listen, buddy, you are asking me to quite literally risk my life! DVT can kill or cripple. Does that matter so little to you?
Stop thinking only about yourself and step into my shoes just for a moment. Get with the program and think about a solution that doesn't put my life at risk!

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:28 am

@yastreb, how much harder could you slap than that? Laughing

Thats pretty damn hard I think. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:57 am

@ yastreb - send him this: http://medicine.ucsd.edu/Clinicalimg/extremities-venous-ulcer&dvt.jpg

WARNING: LINK NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:52 am

Yastreb's Lad wrote:

I am sure you know what it means to have laboured and hope so high for something and also see it being dashed for no serious reason. Come of it Malcolm and let's do something to conclude this, i beg you.

Oh the pain, the anguish, the disapointment, the heartburn ..... think a shot of ENO'd do the trick?

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May make for a convenient ending at some point. Have your "flight" have a stop off or plane change. Preferably two different airlines--"cheaper" at "such short notice."

Then you can confirm flying on the first. Even call from the plane or some such nonsense. Even have an "accomplice" or something confirm you leaving.

Then . . . on that long, long journey . . . you die of a pulmonary embolism from your DVT.

crying

Of course your "body" is removed after the first flight. You are not on the second flight. So Lad waits in Malaysian airport for you in vain. He can call your "accomplice" and "accomplice" can check to see that it looks like you missed your flight. Must be on the next flight--following day . . . eight hours later.

Just a thought.

Or you could survive but be stranded in a hospital located "wherever" the first flight stopped receiving intensive care which, of course, that $5,000 must pay for! In fact, you previously upped the amount to $10,000 or $15,000 to speed the transfer or whatever is your excuse. Offering to pay more should send Lad all over the place.

Maybe to a far away hospital.

Maybe a "physician" who confirms the possession of $15,000+ cash can contact the Lad on your "behalf" to ask him about the transfer. He might even want a "cut."

Just some ideas.

--J.D.

[Edited for excretable spelling.--Ed.]

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:35 am

One of my favourite baits to date (just over four months) had Malcolm head off to London only to be taken ill with DVT at Singapore. His loyal mechanic took over for a while.

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:10 am

Ed's despair is deepening:

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You even get me more confused. I must be sincere with you, the way you are handling this issue with Jim, i foresee us loosing this money.

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I am really tired of the whole thing. At times i wished i never started it.

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:17 pm

Hi yastreb--

Your lad said things to you that would make me want to beat him senseless even more. But I have to laff at his saying he wished he never started it all with you to begin with--you must have found that quite amusing.

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:40 pm

I just looked back over my email logs and found that the Lad first contacted me on 22 January. This is another six-month bait - but so low-maintenance I never noticed.

It's weird how some Lads just keep on at you...

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:23 pm

yastreb,

You heartless bastard! Can't you see that you are slowly killing him? You don't want that to happen, do you? None of us do. Don't you feel terrible? Don't you feel ashamed of yourself? If you are going to kill him, speed it up and kill him quicker.