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Bobo419
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Dec 2006
Posts: 150
Location: Somewheeere over the Rainbooow
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:50 am |
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How can she suffer from "mental problems". I thought you'd require a brain for that? |
_________________ The question really is... the egg or the chicken : which do you eat first?
crime doesn't pay... but the hours are good !
Early to bed, early to rise
Makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:25 am |
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I'd say that those pics of her crying had made me laugh out loud, except that that's not very Christian... Just as well I'm not a Christian, isn't it??? |
_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:47 pm |
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Had to do it on another forum earlier today:
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:48 pm |
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ahahahaha stupid spoiled whore
Edit: Spoiled
Thankyou TS, have you seen The south Park episode...
Mod comment: I stopped watching South Park. They kept killing Kenny and I just couldn't deal with the heartache. TS |
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:57 pm |
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I always suggest running a spell check before making a misogynistic post.
'spoiled'. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:46 pm |
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That video clip from Fox News is too damn funny. I love it. |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:31 pm |
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I think the whole issue does great credit to the US justice system. |
_________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:43 pm |
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A while back, for reasons that would take too long to explain, I posted this on another forum:
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Has anyone tried to Photoshop pointed ears onto Paris Hilton? She truly fits the stereotype of the flighty and frivolous elf, "frolicking and dancing, playing and singing" (cf. AD&D DM's Guide).
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My throwaway line led to quite a few people being reworked as elves... such as Paris, Sarah Michelle Geller, Angelina Jolie and George Bush.
[I posted the URL but it was too long to fit; if you're curious about these efforts, PM me] |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Olidammara
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 9
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:52 pm |
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No reason to quote the above post - drwho
I couldn't picture her as a wolfrider though
(no opinion about this whole little affair, by the way- but then I cannot seem to care much about celebrities to begin with) |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:06 pm |
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After her home movie I couldn't see Paris as anything but an Acolyte of the Skin, all she needs is the glowing eyes.
Mind you at least according to BBC news
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Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been taken screaming from a Los Angeles court after being told to return to jail to serve out her sentence. |
I wish I could have seen that |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
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The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:06 pm |
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I'm usually not big on the celeb crap, but I think this is fucking hilarious.
The way she apparently was bawling her eyes out in court, you'd think she was going to be locked up for years, lose her job, lose her kids, lose her ...
Oh, wait. No kids. No Job. Plenty of servants to keep the house up. Only a few weeks. Third (fourth?) time offender.
Get real rich brat. |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:16 pm |
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Looks like Lindsay Lohan could be her next cell mate as she's probably facing DUI and posession charges too. Soon Hollywoods entire list of rich, talentless and braindead will be behind bars at this rate. |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:20 pm |
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Rodus Longus wrote: |
... Soon Hollywoods entire list of rich, talentless and brain dead will be behind bars at this rate. |
Can I nominate the entire smug cast of 'Oceans 13' or the other film, which name escapes me. Thank God. Oh, yes, just remembered, 'Pirates of The Caribbean III - A Rip Off Two Far'?
Never has so many dollars been thrown at so many egos in the name of 'art'. Sadly, the money will probably be recouped. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:58 pm |
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Reaper wrote: |
Thankyou TS, have you seen The south Park episode...
Mod comment: I stopped watching South Park. They kept killing Kenny and I just couldn't deal with the heartache. TS |
Well . . .
from snarky00
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:03 pm |
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but he went to a good place that kenny, he was the new Keanu Reeves
Unlike Paris.. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:12 pm |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:33 pm |
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she is being watched at all times by female guards. |
Well I just hope they have a video camera |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:41 pm |
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^^^^^^
I was watching the video on that link and found the Sherriff's explanation a bit feeble ...they provided me with a report on Ms Hilton's approval. [Waving a piece of paper] This is the report. You're not going to get a copy of it but this is the evidence that this lady has some severe problems.
Well, Mr Lee Baca - I think the Judge didn't get a copy either!
I can only speculate what the report says:
Mystery Medical report wrote: |
This bimbo is driving us nuts. Get her out of here! PLEASE!!!! |
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Argentino
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 213
Location: Out looking for Mr M u g u
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Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:56 am |
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What's a paris hilton?
Is it a car? an exotic dish of snails and pum pum?
C'mon guys, the suspense is killing me.. |
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Ask here!!
Heeeeeere mugu mugu mugu....
---"...terminate your contact with usman Bello or what ever his african scammer name is because he is not real... Mr Charles Soludo, Governor"---
---"I WILL GIVE YOUR HEAD THE DOGS LITTLE FAGET. JOHN K."---
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:16 am |
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^^^^"Stupid Spoiled Whore"
To quote South Park.
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Argentino
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 213
Location: Out looking for Mr M u g u
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Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:26 am |
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Oooooooh.... One of those.... I see... Thanks for clarifying that for me there Doctor X.
Yeah, I've had quite a few stuck to the bottom of my shoe from time to time...
Nothing a good rub against the curb wouldn't scrape off though... |
_________________ Do you need a logo for your lad-website, church, etc...?
Ask here!!
Heeeeeere mugu mugu mugu....
---"...terminate your contact with usman Bello or what ever his african scammer name is because he is not real... Mr Charles Soludo, Governor"---
---"I WILL GIVE YOUR HEAD THE DOGS LITTLE FAGET. JOHN K."---
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D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:41 am |
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I heard she was enjoying jail, the women were verey friendly they even offered to turn out her lights so she could sleep and they even wanted to play with her chouauah.
I have no clue how to spell that breed but meh you get the picture. |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:57 am |
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Perhaps 40 more days of humble pie is not to her liking? |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:43 am |
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Surprisingly she does have some fans.
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/23758/ |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:00 pm |
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^^^^^^^
There's no accounting for taste |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
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