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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:34 pm |
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| You HOLYGAN stobbit |
Isn't that what Bilbo Baggins was ?  |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X  
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:16 pm |
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A Dane Gun is a black powder musket or shotgun. I couldn't find an exact online definition, but that seems to be the gist.
On that topic, I found this forum that may be of interest:
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http://www.nigeriansinamerica.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=6584
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5     x2  x 246 
 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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transparanoia
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 28
Location: Australia
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:46 am |
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I am SO going to start telling people that Satan will kill them for being the daughter of a mermaid. Regularly. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:42 am |
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Yes, I think we've reached a new high here on 419eater. Or is that a new low? Either way...the whole rant (and the mermaid line in particular) is something to be honored and cherished! |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
  = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:57 am |
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Dear Daughter of Mermaid ( & I always thought that mermaids were such nice benign creatures!),
You only have this 'girlfriend's' rant, no actual proof that these two guys are trying to kill one another. Why don't you call her bluff and ask for proof? She is trying to shift the burden of proof to you, thus gaining control of the dialogue. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:04 am |
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Excellent letters. Bravo!!!
It goes without saying that the daughter of a mermaid line takes the cake. I thoroughly enjoyed all of the letters, including parts already mentioned by others.
I also liked this one:
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| MAY THE SPIRIT OF YOUR LATE HUSBAND TAKE AWAY YOUR LIFE .THEN CALL ANY OF ON PHONE, HERE CO'S WE ARE HERE IN GHANA . |
Where does she want you to call from? 
and of course, YOU WILL DIE blah blah blah, I want your address/phone number is priceless. |
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perpetual_kitty
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 May 2007
Posts: 30
Location: killing leaves in the forest
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:14 am |
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I was so intrigued by the "daughter of mermaid" insult that I looked up the role of mermaids in West African folklore...and I found plenty of stuff, they have a long mermaid tradition but most all of the attributes seem quite positive. I'm even more perplexed as to how this is an insult, unless it's implying that one of your parents was taken in by a fishy trickster.
http://www.answers.com/topic/mami-wata |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:17 am |
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I think the girlfriend is in need of a Splash viewing.
Tom Hanks was a massive fan of mermaids! |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:38 pm |
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Alas, no further abuse from my ladette this morning. 
Let's see if I can provoke her a bit. I just sent this:
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| I'm terribly sorry I can't reply to you, but it seems that I have suddenly died of AIDS in a ghastly motor accident. I guess I should have repented. Now I'll never see better thing in life because I died a disgrace because of a stronger evil spirit invoked by you. That's the problem with being the daughter of a mermaid, now Satan has killed me and gotten pepper in my eyes! I've faced the music, the spiritual Dane gun has gotten me and I've given up the ghost and departed this sinful world. At least I can go back and see my husband, I really have missed him. |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:59 pm |
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^^^^ Sounds like whichever one is her boyfriend told her to STFU.
Very rich material there, you must be very pleased! I couldn't even begin to choose my favorite, it's just all too wonderful to pick from. Good work! |
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The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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macweasel
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 87
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:17 pm |
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| AS SOON AS SPIRITUAL DANE GUN, GETS TO YOU, YOU MUST DEFINITELY GIVE UP GHOST . |
What's that then?
A gun that fires Danish Clergy
A shotgun that fires pastries?
Does it fire bacon, or Lego? |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:29 pm |
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LOL
Nice siggy machines you have there. |
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Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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macweasel
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 87
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:54 pm |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:26 pm |
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I am sooooo jealous. My Lads can barely hurl obsenities at me in an intelligible form.
I'll make them take a creative writing test before I bait them in future. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:35 pm |
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Can you imagine how great the conversation between the lad and his girlfriend must have been when he was explaining all this? It must have been awesome if it got her this upset. I would give just about anything to hear that one. |
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<a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
 <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:01 pm |
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@macweasel,
Since one of my primary baiter personae is Odin-worshipper , should I be concerned about "Spiritual Dane Guns"? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:08 pm |
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Hooray! She's back with more threats and insults!
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SCAM WOMAN SUSAN.
YOUR LOCAL AGENT IN GHANA MR, CHUKWU IS CRITICALLY ILL. HE REFUSED FROM SMOKING INDIAN HEMP AND WILL SICK AND NO BODY WILL TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL. BOTH YOU AND CHUKWU WILL DIE SHAMEFLESS DEATH .WHAT DO YOU GAIN BY SPEAKING LIES ? YOU SAID YOU HAVE A DEAD HUSBAND CALLED RONALD WITH SOME ESTATES AND IT WAS NOT TRUE , YOU SAID YOU PAID $10, 720 USD TO CHUKWU , THEREAFTER, YOU ALSO STATED YOU HAVE JUST MAKE ANOTHER PAYMENT OF $7,000 USD , YET YOU ARE AS POOR AS CHURCHRAT .
WAIT A WHILE, YOU WILL SEE AND COULD NOT TALK , SPIRITUAL DANE GUN IS COMING PHYSICALLY TO ATTACK AND SLAY YOU AND NO PHYSICAL EYES WILL SEE . ONCE AGAIN, WAIT AND SEE .
THE ONLY SOLUTION FOR YOU NOW IS TO ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND YOUR SAVIOUR .
SEND YOUR REPLY AND ACCEPT CHRIST NOW, OTHERWISE IT WILL BE TOO LATE .
REPENT Ooooooooooooo .do you have phone number ? YET, you claim you a rich woman with many estates and you have no family to take care of.
Am sorry for your sinful life . |
Meanwhile I have finally heard from "Chukwu," who claims to be in the hospital but needs money to pay the doctor in order to be released. I said I will intervene with the Ghana embassy to end that hostage situation.... |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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pilgrim
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2004
Posts: 1789
Location: In the colonies
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:04 pm |
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Babawilly sez:
See Pepper: See- See trouble.
See trouble!: What a fine mess!
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I know somebody in the wester union agent here, therefore i will not have any problem.
All the walfare of United States Citizen is my cosine.
x 140 x 45 x 2  x 9 x13  x 3 x 19 x 6  x 41 x 8 x 2 x 6 x 12  x 4  x 4  x 3 x 21   x 2   x 7 x 6 x 2  x 4 x 22 x 162+ |
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3strikes_out
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Nov 2004
Posts: 372
Location: Los Poblanos, Los Chilangos... de Durango...de Sonora...Sinaloa
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:36 am |
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Because severe lad stress is very entertaining. |
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Dear steve,
i have gone to collect the money and i was told there was no such
transaction,i wonder why you are this terriable.-Moahammed Ayodele
But you see me holding this sign for you and still not impress for the work I did. -Kumal Umal
...you still went ahead to make more payment to them without my knowledge, well that is so disgosting. -Charles Soludo |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:42 am |
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Indeed,
Scam Women Susan lol |
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110+    
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell  ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:25 pm |
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Juan. she keeps asking for a phone number. Somehow, give her one. One that perhaps another member here can answer and then really get her worked into a lather. I am pretty sure that would prove to be one of the best phone calls ever recorder here at Eater. |
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<a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:06 pm |
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This whole bait is beyond great. The tyranical insults are 1st class. Superb work Juan  |
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Click Here for Free Wigs !
i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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whatsthatcomingoverthehil
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Jul 2006
Posts: 147
Location: The Dark Side Of The Moon
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:59 pm |
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| AND I AM SURE YOUR EYES SHALL SEE PEPPER |
i suggest you get some saftey goggles and wear them 24hours a day in case you see pepper |
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You are the sheep of my heart - July Julyn 19th June 2007
I wish you die in pain you fool - Kim Young 18th Sept 2006
THE ENTIRE BOARD OF THIS BRITISH BANK WERE REALLY PUZZLED WITH THE FOUL LANGUAGE AND WORDS USED IN YOUR MESSAGE DATED 22ND JULY 2006.
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Malleus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 76
Location: In my top secret hideout
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:11 pm |
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You lucky bastard. I can only dream of achieving such notoriety.
Repent and accept Jesus, and find out if he accepts western union. |
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419h8r
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 100
Location: u.s. of a
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:55 pm |
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GOd, I cant wait to become a master such as yourself...
@ juan: |
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One of your bous called me and INSULTED me yesterday! : M@kul0 R@$0n
It is written in the scripture that " thou shall not suffer a witch to
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