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Herb Sewell
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Aug 2006
Posts: 406
Location: Atascadero State Hospital for the Criminally Insane
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:06 am |
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MR. CHRIST LOVE,
I GUESS YOU SHOULD STOP SENDING MAIL TO THIS EMAIL ADDRESS,BECCAUSE I DONT SEE ANY REASON YOU KEEP SENDING MAILS THAT HAS NO MEANING. YOU SENT AN EMPTY EMAIL TO ME WITH NOTHING WRITEN ON IT,WHY. I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY SAID YOU DONT HAVE ANY FILE HERE WITH US,THEN WHY DO YOU STILL KEEP WRITING ME. I'M PLEADING YOU TO STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH US,CAUSED WE'RE NOT RESPONDING TO UNKNOW PEOPLE,WE ONLY ATTEND TO THE CONTRACTORS WHO HAS THEIR CONTARCT PAYMENT BEFORE MY TABLE HERE. IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING GOOD TO OFFER TO US,WE ADVISE YOU TO STOP WRITING TO THIS VERY EMAIL,OK. SORRY IF THIS SOUNDS RUDE.
THANKS FOR THE UNDERSTANDING.
REGARDS,
SEN.DONGO ALI
DEPUTY GOVERNOR.(CBN). |
Please do not send an empty email to: [email protected]
That would sound rude. And I don't want this group of fine upstanding Eaters to get a reputation as being "Rude" ! |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:29 am |
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Slap him and tell him that the other guy who offered you $12mil didn't complain about your "ID" |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:04 am |
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You're doing a super job there Herb by the sounds of things.
I will email your chap tonight. There may be some content. There may not.
I hope I don't come across as rude. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:07 am |
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Tell him you see this as only the start of a long and fruitful relationship - that should make him suicidal.
He's pleading and begging - marvellous, and he seems positively eloquent compared to the ones I usually get, so if you keep sandpapering his nerve endings you have the possibility of some good sig lines.
Ask him if he thinks Donald Trump had if it easy starting up Microsoft Doesn't he want the name Ali Bongo (BWAAAA HA HA) to stand alongside those of Bill Murray and Cartman ? Is he a business man or not ?
Tell him about all the incredible (and unbelievable) problems you have conquered in your rise to the top. Then slowly start all over again. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Lord Nelson
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 50
Location: I can't remember.
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:46 am |
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Following your instructions I didn't send an empty email. I sent a passport.jpg
with two guys erm, well, erm you know ...
LN |
_________________ x3
why do you keep writing back to me fool bastard
"FUCK Y " click. - skype hangup call #250 to Ranti
My late father was among the few blacks-Zimbabwe rich farmers murdered in cold blood by the KILLER SQUERDS
Michael you jumped in to my life and destroyed it.
fuck to you and you Bush sheet
LOOK THE INSULT FROM YOU IS GETTING OUT OF HAND |
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tobe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 75
Location: Bottom of Earth
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Posted:
Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:10 am |
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Ok, I did't sent a blank page . Just a blank mp3 |
_________________ Come out come out,where ever you are |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Posted:
Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:22 am |
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just sent him a string of mixed characters |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:20 am |
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I just went with a blank email entitled "Your Proposal" |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
~ Peter Roy |
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Afferbecklauder
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 923
Location: Wide open spaces
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:36 am |
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Made him an offer he can't refuse. See if he abuses my character |
_________________ DEVIL NA E GO KILL YOU THIEF Williams J Spillboard
I will send a photo copy of your draft to your state security agent with all your information that you are using the money to finance TERRORIST in America that you have received one already, and you also involved in the slept 11 attack.
NA BABA GOD GO PUNISH INA LIVES ANY WHERE INA DEY PLUS
UR BASTARD GOMER COS IN NO BE MISTER ATALL U SILLY
SCOMBERGS U NA DEY CUTT MY JOBS ABI.NO WORRY I NO GO
TELL UNA AGAIN,BUT IF UNA TRY AGAIN UNA NO GO WAKE
FROM SLEEP THE VERY NEXT MORNING I MEAN U WILL BE
MURDERED WITHOUT WARNING THE VERY NEXT MORNING NINFO . Walter Savvidez
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JackintheBox
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 May 2007
Posts: 35
Location: My House
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:05 pm |
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I wouldn't want to annoy him so I haven't sent him a blank email - he's getting a copy of my passport which he requested (he DID request it, didn't he?!).
Unfortunately I haven't yet realised that my scanner is broken and that all he will get is junk
Oh well...! |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Posted:
Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:55 pm |
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I hope he likes latin music. |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:58 pm |
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I just sent him a slab of text about Nazi flying saucers, which I hope he finds to be of interest. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Posted:
Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:23 pm |
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I had a masterpiece of drivel in mind when I sent him e-mails from all 5 of my baiting accounts, but unfortunately, I forgot to attach them so I guess he gets 5 more blank e-mails. |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:30 pm |
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morbiczer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 49
Location: Budapest
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Posted:
Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:32 pm |
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Another empty email not sent. |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:06 pm |
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I sent him an email with a blank message and blank title I got this back
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I cant find anything in here, i think you should write something better,ok
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What the f*ck are you talking about? Are you some retarded goat f*cker? Why dont you just answer my f*cking questions so I can send the money to you. If you don't answer my questions there is no way I am sending the 24,000 us dollars like we agreed. You are starting to try my patience. I think an apology is neccessary.
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Waiting for response now. |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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Headstock
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 41
Location: The dark crotchey depths
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Posted:
Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:23 pm |
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I just sent an email to him asking for further instructions.
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I'm still waiting to find out what you want me to do. I have the girl and she's confessed to where she stashed the money. What am I to do with it now? |
I'm curious to see what happens, if anything. |
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bendum_dover
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 May 2007
Posts: 34
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:52 pm |
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I sent him an E-Mail warning him about the "New" E-Mail Virus that is spreading globally erasing E-Mail messages and leaving only blank pages behind. |
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Herb Sewell
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Aug 2006
Posts: 406
Location: Atascadero State Hospital for the Criminally Insane
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Posted:
Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:54 pm |
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@ Bendum: YES!!! Great idea. |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:55 pm |
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heh he mails me back
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What question are you talking about here, and i am very sorry if i had offended you in any ways, But remember that i really need this money to be sent down here for my new contract payment before the week runs out.
I have to obtain the transaction before i leave here for other business as well, and the Attoney incharge the transaction has been making other contractors payment for them, Please you have to send me some amount out of the 24,000 even if you're not ready to send everything to me yet. Just make sure you go to any Western Union and send $5,000 to the Attoney Barrister @d3d@y0 infos below:
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he called me brother too I think I will talk about how we have been emailing for weeks now...
I can see him just thinking of how he just got handed a big pay day for someone else's work.... |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
x4
Last edited by TheGreatOok on Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:08 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:06 pm |
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WTF? In response to my text about Red Army prisoner X who witnessed German tests of a disc-shaped craft, I get this:
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My Dear Brother,
I have been making an alternative plan to make sure you get your contract money, I have contacted Central bank and they have indicated readiness to transfer the money into your account in 24hrs without much delay.Considering what has happend to us previousely inwhich some one stole the money that is needed to offset the bills inwhich by now the money would have been with you.I have contacted the Director of the CBN they want you to contact them with all your banking particulars-info,drivers lincense and other relevant information.
Below is the contact person in the bank information,Contact them with all the information so that they migth be able to wire your money with much delay. Dont hesitate to get back to me incase they needed more information from you.
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It's a shame that doesn't like being called "Brother"... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Headstock
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 41
Location: The dark crotchey depths
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Posted:
Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:20 pm |
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In response to my message above he immediately called me "Brother" gave me his Nigerian money transfer address. I think I may have to stick with what he wants me to do with the "girl" for a while... |
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KavinaMeliamne
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 23
Location: East Coast, US
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Posted:
Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:28 pm |
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Empty email totally not sent. |
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DutchBaiter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
Posts: 345
Location: The Netherlands (GMT+1)
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Posted:
Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:51 pm |
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Now come on. Sending blank emails is just rude. I have sent him this:
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Dear Senator.
Below you find the information you requested, including the Western Union details. For maximum security I encrypted this message using the encryption tool you suggested.
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Well.. to be honest: I truncated the quote a bit. The original mail is about 92,000 words long. |
_________________
"i will ask my men to come over to you and shot you one or two bullets"
"It is worthy to note that people are unreliable these days and even derive joy in telling lies."
"as i believe that the boob job will never cost upto $7.5 Million usds"
"As I am presently in the Republic of England"
"i will tire your pant with the highest love on earth"
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tay
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 14
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Posted:
Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:59 pm |
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in reply to my blank email
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Thank you so much brother.
sen.dongo ali. |
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