Strangest name you lads have used

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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:57 pm

Raymond Luxury-Yacht wrote:

At the moment I have David Bassett

See if you can get hold of his brother, Bertie - he's into all sorts.

sorry

I also had fun with . More recently - used to end my emails with "hail Ceasar"

Master Baiter Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 143

I had Peee Ubanga

The name errors were almost endless.

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:58 pm

@yastreb

Next time you talk to the Prince, tell him there's a very pissed off 82 year old in New Zealand waiting for his knighthood to come through! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:02 pm

I have a Barrister Idriss Ibrahim currently in a lotto scam I am messing around with.

I keep calling him Mr. Ipiss and he doesnt seem to mind....

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:04 pm

I am currently bating a lad calling himself "Another Anakwe," or "Another Anekwe" depending on which form he wants me to fill out.

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:19 pm

Kenneth @sife

for me: Kenneth As if

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:55 pm

Chief Humble Angel

is my current favourite.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Apr 2007 Posts: 60

I've received one from James Brown himself! Ok not really, but thats what he called himself... <_<

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:30 am

Most recent weird name: .

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:27 pm

Just in /////

Quote:

<SNIP> ANY HELP YOU HAVE PLEASE CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS EMAIL OR MY PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN TALK ON HOW TO RECEIVE IT.

GOD BLESSES YOU.

BROTHER IN THE LORD.
PASTOR FIRE MAN

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:10 am

Just arrived; cheque scammer .

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Mar 2007 Posts: 79

I baited Attorney Tom P0k3r. I enjoyed addressing him, alternatively, as "Attorney Piker" and "Attorney Puker".

I once got an e-mail from Wa1ter Pr3ci0us but I never responded.

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 4:03 pm

My best names at the moment are

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Which one of you gave this guy his name?

FROM THE DESK OF MR ABDULLAH AZIZ BUTTAFILIKA
PERSONAL FINANCE ADVISER FOR THE REPUBLICAN TO THE LATE EX-PRESIDENT OF IRAQ ( SADAM HUSSEIN).

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

King Pin or Robert Basil. See avatar Cool

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 5

I had one named Patrick Chimezie, I "mistakenly" addressed him as Chimpanzee and he went berserk , I didn't even think he would notice.

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:45 pm

I don't think any of the lads' names I've dealt with were any funnier than reality (Godwin is actually a rather common name in the Carribean), but I once had a barrister on the hook who claimed he couldn't go into legal details because he was working at a courier company. And I've noticed that if you ask any Doctor or Professor from the bank to break your payment down into percentages, they will immediately start with the excuses as to why they can't.

I suppose the funniest name I've baited would have to be Mrs. Rosie Burns. That just made me chuckle every time.

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redshoes17 wrote:

Which one of you gave this guy his name?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdelaziz_Bouteflika

A creative mugu.

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:14 am

I have a guy at the moment called Phil Lingood. I start every email with "I hope that you're Feeling Good" today and he still hasn't clicked.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3

Here are a couple for ya:

"Yours Sincerely,
Miss Amezie M. Gbangboye"

"Chung Hung"

"Mr. James Robot"

Have all the addresses/numbers from them if anyone wants to give it a go! Especially with Miss "jee-bang-boy". Sexxah!

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:29 am

<br>

Quote:

Best Regards.

Mr. IDIKA ORGAN
Secretary for: Governor Central Bank of Nigeria

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:56 am

<br>Received today...

Quote:

I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS BASHER AND KENNEDY... - MRS. M. SESE SEKO

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:21 pm

Dr. Sans Frontieres.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 140

Hahahaha! He is the whole organization? What a man!

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:27 am

I lived In Belgian Congo for a while (till 1958) and a black boy in my school was called DC3 (TRUE!) as his dad had been very impressed with those planes.

About 15 years ago I was in Ekatrinburg in the former USSR an was introduced to two girls at the lab: one is Traktorina Ivanova Grushenko and the other Oktyabrina Medvedeva Repin. I guess it was ok in Stalin's days to call your daughter Tractor and, in the second case, if your own fist name is Medved (bear), why not call her October (revolution).

My own real first (asian) name translates litterally as "bamboo boy" and I am caucasian.

But for Africa, I sincerely believe that some of these names are real, albeit funny.

The belgian government decided, around 1920 or 1930 or so that all Congolese ought to have European-style names and family names and carry a proper identity card. So as most Congolese did not have a clue, the parish priests gave names as they baptised away (although they did that earlier). So quite some funny names were distributed by them. Names of saints, of course.

Mobutu Sese Seko AND Kabila were both called Laurent D�sir�. Old-fashioned names.

Recently, a friend in the Congo wrote in a letter that he had heard a complaint of a priest about a man who wanted his son christened AK47. Bad thing about this is that I believe it.

S.

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