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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:57 pm |
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Raymond Luxury-Yacht wrote: |
At the moment I have David Bassett |
See if you can get hold of his brother, Bertie - he's into all sorts.
sorry
I also had fun with . More recently - used to end my emails with "hail Ceasar" |
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"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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Fatbastard
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 143
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:04 pm |
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I had Peee Ubanga
The name errors were almost endless. |
_________________ PLEASE DON'T CALL ME ANY MORE EXCERT IF YOU BECOME AS NORMAL AS A HUMSAN BEING - B. Williams
I think you are looking for someone to transfer your aids sickness to,God punish you ther fool,you white beast.i wish you go and die just like your whole family did,ANIMAL. - K. Lewis
i don't want you to help me anymore because you useing my life like a rat ok. - Peee Ubanga
All l need from you now is to clam down your self please. - James Duma |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:58 pm |
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@yastreb
Next time you talk to the Prince, tell him there's a very pissed off 82 year old in New Zealand waiting for his knighthood to come through! |
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DIE MUDER FUCKER
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:02 pm |
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I have a Barrister Idriss Ibrahim currently in a lotto scam I am messing around with.
I keep calling him Mr. Ipiss and he doesnt seem to mind.... |
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"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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Fat Old Catt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 147
Location: Basking on a sunlit patio
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:04 pm |
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I am currently bating a lad calling himself "Another Anakwe," or "Another Anekwe" depending on which form he wants me to fill out. |
_________________ My momma always said, "Forrest, life is like a box of chocolates... SO PIG OUT! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! |
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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:19 pm |
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Kenneth @sife
for me: Kenneth As if |
_________________ and i have told you severally and stop pulling my legs - Cl@ri K3vin
you know the amount we are talking here is not a peanut .
U're a slot!! |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:55 pm |
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Chief Humble Angel
is my current favourite. |
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Psychedelic_Ni
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 60
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:08 am |
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I've received one from James Brown himself! Ok not really, but thats what he called himself... <_< |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:30 am |
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Most recent weird name: . |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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spot
Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:27 pm |
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Just in /////
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<SNIP> ANY HELP YOU HAVE PLEASE CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS EMAIL OR MY PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN TALK ON HOW TO RECEIVE IT.
GOD BLESSES YOU.
BROTHER IN THE LORD.
PASTOR FIRE MAN |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:10 am |
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Just arrived; cheque scammer . |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Bullwinkle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 79
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:32 pm |
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I baited Attorney Tom P0k3r. I enjoyed addressing him, alternatively, as "Attorney Piker" and "Attorney Puker".
I once got an e-mail from Wa1ter Pr3ci0us but I never responded. |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 4:03 pm |
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My best names at the moment are
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:08 pm |
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Which one of you gave this guy his name?
FROM THE DESK OF MR ABDULLAH AZIZ BUTTAFILIKA
PERSONAL FINANCE ADVISER FOR THE REPUBLICAN TO THE LATE EX-PRESIDENT OF IRAQ ( SADAM HUSSEIN). |
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Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
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I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:13 pm |
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King Pin or Robert Basil. See avatar |
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missdemeanor
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 5
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Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:31 pm |
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I had one named Patrick Chimezie, I "mistakenly" addressed him as Chimpanzee and he went berserk , I didn't even think he would notice. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:45 pm |
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I don't think any of the lads' names I've dealt with were any funnier than reality (Godwin is actually a rather common name in the Carribean), but I once had a barrister on the hook who claimed he couldn't go into legal details because he was working at a courier company. And I've noticed that if you ask any Doctor or Professor from the bank to break your payment down into percentages, they will immediately start with the excuses as to why they can't.
I suppose the funniest name I've baited would have to be Mrs. Rosie Burns. That just made me chuckle every time. |
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The False Italian
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Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:21 am |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Posted:
Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:14 am |
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I have a guy at the moment called Phil Lingood. I start every email with "I hope that you're Feeling Good" today and he still hasn't clicked. |
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buntabunta
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:13 am |
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Here are a couple for ya:
"Yours Sincerely,
Miss Amezie M. Gbangboye"
"Chung Hung"
"Mr. James Robot"
Have all the addresses/numbers from them if anyone wants to give it a go! Especially with Miss "jee-bang-boy". Sexxah! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:29 am |
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<br>
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Best Regards.
Mr. IDIKA ORGAN
Secretary for: Governor Central Bank of Nigeria |
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_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:56 am |
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<br>Received today...
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I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS BASHER AND KENNEDY... - MRS. M. SESE SEKO |
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_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Posted:
Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:21 pm |
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Dr. Sans Frontieres.
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_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
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"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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Franc28
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Joined: 19 Jul 2004
Posts: 140
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:45 am |
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Hahahaha! He is the whole organization? What a man! |
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Fighting the forces of censorship and getting his sig deleted by admins since 1989. |
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S.Cammer-Beeter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Posts: 32
Location: France
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Posted:
Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:27 am |
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I lived In Belgian Congo for a while (till 1958) and a black boy in my school was called DC3 (TRUE!) as his dad had been very impressed with those planes.
About 15 years ago I was in Ekatrinburg in the former USSR an was introduced to two girls at the lab: one is Traktorina Ivanova Grushenko and the other Oktyabrina Medvedeva Repin. I guess it was ok in Stalin's days to call your daughter Tractor and, in the second case, if your own fist name is Medved (bear), why not call her October (revolution).
My own real first (asian) name translates litterally as "bamboo boy" and I am caucasian.
But for Africa, I sincerely believe that some of these names are real, albeit funny.
The belgian government decided, around 1920 or 1930 or so that all Congolese ought to have European-style names and family names and carry a proper identity card. So as most Congolese did not have a clue, the parish priests gave names as they baptised away (although they did that earlier). So quite some funny names were distributed by them. Names of saints, of course.
Mobutu Sese Seko AND Kabila were both called Laurent D�sir�. Old-fashioned names.
Recently, a friend in the Congo wrote in a letter that he had heard a complaint of a priest about a man who wanted his son christened AK47. Bad thing about this is that I believe it.
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