My Lad's gone high tech to impute my details...

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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:17 pm

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I am confirming the receipt of your details as requested, thanks for the prompt response! I will proceed to impute your details into the Central Management Data Base Software on the D3utsche Bank secure network server for offshore banking in the head office of information technolgoy and Admin Department. Shocked

I will keep you informed as soon as I am through with the process!

(Blah, blah...Yada, yada...God stuff...biblical references...blah, blah)

Nontheless, I will inform you of the situation report after I must have imputed your details into the Central Management Software in the Admin Department here in the D3utsche Bank.

NB: Imputing your details into the Central Management Data Base Software in the D3utsche Bank secure network offshore banking server in the head office of information technolgy and Admin Department. Central Management Data Base Software means that you are the sole beneficiary of late M0ser's estate at the Imperial Asset Management divison of Private Banking sector at the D3utsche Bank. Laughing

I'm definitely impressed...
My Lad must have visited the Cambridge Dictionary for his word of the day.
This is now 200% risky free!!!

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Problem is he only looked up 4 words and then used them repeatedly....

Please note that I would not impute a charge that the lad is lazy or stupid by any means.... Wink

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:57 pm

Ask him which Database they use as you have heard that some Database systems are less secure than others.

And ask it its on a Microsoft Windows 2001 or the new ultra secure 2010 server.

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:05 pm

Are you sure about risky free ?

im�pute (ĭm-pyūt') pronunciation
tr.v., -put�ed, -put�ing, -putes.

1. To relate to a particular cause or source; attribute the fault or responsibility to: imputed the rocket failure to a faulty gasket; kindly imputed my clumsiness to inexperience.
2. To assign as a characteristic; credit: the gracefulness so often imputed to cats. See synonyms at attribute.

[Middle English imputen, from Old French emputer, from Latin imputāre : in-, in; see in�2 + putāre, to settle an account.]

He'll blame you for everything!!

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