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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 May 2007 Posts: 10

I personally like the "lawyer fee" scams the best!

My tactic is to be nice to the original contact scammer and abuse... Twisted Evil

literally abuse!! the lawyer call him incompetent send him forms and blame the total lack of fee payment on him.

Meanwhile be helpful and obliging to the original "contact" Very Happy

and play one off against the other even though often its the same lad.

It drives them nuts because they can't blame each other and if they agree to go to a new law firm the same thing starts all over!

Just wondering if anyone else has any "favourite" ways of dealing with the scamerati?

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:37 pm

I have seen people make the two turn on each other (if indeed they are different mugus). That is good for results.

By the way, I love your username.

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:44 am

Change your personality constantly, misreport facts, say that you said things you really didn't say. Basically just screw around with his mugu brain. Razz

What I love is starting off the conversation as all holy-moley, praise Jesus etc, and then get REALLY abusive, then apologize and act depressed, then drunk, then stupid, then back to godly again, all in the space of ten or more messages. It confuses the hell out of them. Razz

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:57 am

rotten_dead_cow wrote:

dealing with the scamerati?

Gotta say, the term "scamerati" cracks me up Laughing

I think we need that one in the Eater lexicon Wink

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:50 am

It's not my policy to verbally abuse my mugus, I mind f*ck the sh*t out of them...service w/ a smile. I will be issuing my 2nd b*tchslap ever sometime tomorrow, well it will be 2 parts b*tchslap 1 part guilt trip.

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:49 am

I like to cuss them out up one side and down the other in all caps. Then I tell them my "pesky daughter" got into my computer, ask them to forward it back to Me, etc.

Another thing I do in check baits is to tell them "Only a SCAMMER would ask for a passport/DL/Bank info"

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:14 am

Not really punishment but I gave my address as 10 Downing St to a cheque mule once and said to make it out to PM Tony Blair because that was the head of my church..he said he posted it..I wonder if they got it..

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:22 am

I find constant abuse the minute they start demanding money is fun. I point out that I am doing them the favour, and then rip into them telling them to be less demanding, use better manners etc.

Then I'll be nice to them again, until the money demands arise again.

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:46 am

I love going after lawyers, especially if they don't know the difference between an invoice and a receipt. Depending on my persona, I either swear profusely or insult creatively.

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:57 am

I agree with you Rotten Dead Cow..... That's my favourite modality too.

I butter the original lad up and tell him I think of him as a Brother.

At the same time I slap the hell out of the Barrister for not doing his job properly, for being too demading and pushy, and for failing to recieve my fees in a professional way.

Then I moan to the original lad about how hopeless the barrister is.

And he agrees! Rolling Eyes

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